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you fucking dick you give me the most make funnable character ever. . .

lmao it'l lbe cool, in.

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being better than you @ life x9.

quick like... you wanna switch around

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i went 16 lines... match me...

hell, you've got a monster hook but you're through G
cause I'm 'bout to draw first blood w/out a sketch of my movie
i've got guns 'n' rockets, my army prowess is straight mean
& ure military experience was gettin' floored by the black guy from the a-team
i'd say lets use weapons, but thats a ticket to your defeat
only gun you handled is a fat overweight white guy in the street
so we can go with gloves, box in the ring and i'll steal it
with an uppercut to rocky so hard, even bullwinkle will feel it
best believe it, you suck bitch.. just see how my guns attack
rumour was you die in 6 so i saw the movie.. then asked for my money back
i'm decrepid and old? ok, while i may be blowin' dust
you've got an iron jaw and a body with punches that are showin rust
go 'head.. flaunt them boxin' skills and I'll show how i'm beatin on whores
haymakers? bitch, i was shootin haymakers back in the vietnam wars
2008.. its Rambo IV.. and no doubt the theatres will be rammed
& you'll still be going the rounds, cause ure chairs left wheel is jammed


word, i am john rambo bitch!!

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ima boxer son, the best uve ever seen
but oh god lmao your tits are bigger than butterbeans
just admit you're gay, faggot, it'll be settled then
coming out the closet wont be so hard considering u turned urself in
ugly ass bitch, i can beat u here or there
one look at ur face explains why they call it guerilla warfare
you're ugly ass fuck, when it comes to beauty you're doomed
so when shits a hairy situtation i know you've popped into the room
i'm married to da fightin game, your ass is a full fleged noobie
with pants like those im expecting you to hammertime instead of shoot me
ur no match for me, erebody knows ill beat you anyday
think ur body's nice?.. my fists got more steel than your abs anyway
nobody cares you dog, im stylin on u, cant get through me
that missle uve got has better points than any of your fucking movies
this battles over, some are gonna be surprised i got the win
cuz you drew first blood, and nobody wants to see that shit again

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accomplishments:

being better than you @ life x9.

Nick Fletcher:

hell, you've got a monster hook but you're through G
cause I'm 'bout to draw first blood w/out a sketch of my movie
so we can go with gloves, box in the ring and i'll steal it
with an uppercut to rocky so hard, even bullwinkle will feel it
best believe it, you suck bitch.. just see how my guns attack
rumour was you die in 6 so i saw the movie.. then asked for my money back
i'm decrepid and old? ok, while i may be blowin' dust
you've got an iron jaw and a body with punches that are showin rust
go 'head.. flaunt them boxin' skills and I'll show how i'm beatin on whores
haymakers? bitch, i was shootin haymakers back in the vietnam wars

Vs.

Wireless:

ima boxer son, the best uve ever seen
but oh god lmao your tits are bigger than butterbeans
you're ugly ass fuck, when it comes to beauty you're doomed
so when shits a hairy situtation i know you've popped into the room
i'm married to da fightin game, your ass is a full fleged noobie
with pants like those im expecting you to hammertime instead of shoot me


Alright battle.. i could have quoted a couple more of Wireless's punches but some were worded terribly.. Nick had a good verse all around.. his also could have been worded a bit better especially the closer...anyways, good battle both of you


Vote: Nick Fletcher

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NICK FLETHCHERS VERSE

hell, you've got a monster hook but you're through G
cause I'm 'bout to draw first blood w/out a sketch of my movie
--6/10--
i've got guns 'n' rockets, my army prowess is straight mean
& ure military experience was gettin' floored by the black guy from the a-team
-7/10--
i'd say lets use weapons, but thats a ticket to your defeat
only gun you handled is a fat overweight white guy in the street
--6/10--
so we can go with gloves, box in the ring and i'll steal it
with an uppercut to rocky so hard, even bullwinkle will feel it
-8/10--
best believe it, you suck bitch.. just see how my guns attack
rumour was you die in 6 so i saw the movie.. then asked for my money back
--6/10--
i'm decrepid and old? ok, while i may be blowin' dust
you've got an iron jaw and a body with punches that are showin rust
--6/10--
go 'head.. flaunt them boxin' skills and I'll show how i'm beatin on whores
haymakers? bitch, i was shootin haymakers back in the vietnam wars
--7/10--
2008.. its Rambo IV.. and no doubt the theatres will be rammed
& you'll still be going the rounds, cause ure chairs left wheel is jammed
--8/10--

54/80

WIRELESS VERSE

ima boxer son, the best uve ever seen
but oh god lmao your tits are bigger than butterbeans
--5/10--
just admit you're gay, faggot, it'll be settled then
coming out the closet wont be so hard considering u turned urself in
--6/10--
ugly ass bitch, i can beat u here or there
one look at ur face explains why they call it guerilla warfare
--7/10--
you're ugly ass fuck, when it comes to beauty you're doomed
so when shits a hairy situtation i know you've popped into the room
--6/10--
i'm married to da fightin game, your ass is a full fleged noobie
with pants like those im expecting you to hammertime instead of shoot me
--7/10--
ur no match for me, erebody knows ill beat you anyday
think ur body's nice?.. my fists got more steel than your abs anyway
--6/10--
nobody cares you dog, im stylin on u, cant get through me
that missle uve got has better points than any of your fucking movies
--8/10--
this battles over, some are gonna be surprised i got the win
cuz you drew first blood, and nobody wants to see that shit again
--6/10--

51/80


BEST BAR OF BATTLE:
nobody cares you dog, im stylin on u, cant get through me
that missle uve got has better points than any of your fucking movies

VOTE: NICK FLETCHER

Vote - Nick Fletcher

I really didn't like either verse much. Nick's shit wasn't appealing to me and was just worded wrong. His only real good punch was the one about fighting gun in the street. Wireless's verse I couldn't even quote anything from because I didn't feel he really dissed Rambo with any good punches lol WTF at Butterbean?? I mean come one man lol You going to hate on Rambo for having pecs with your birdcage chest? For real though, I hope both you were dropping 5 minute keyed verses.

Fletcher

hell, you've got a monster hook but you're through G
cause I'm 'bout to draw first blood w/out a sketch of my movie
^- Not Bad
i've got guns 'n' rockets, my army prowess is straight mean
& ure military experience was gettin' floored by the black guy from the a-team
^- Ok i like it
i'd say lets use weapons, but thats a ticket to your defeat
only gun you handled is a fat overweight white guy in the street
^- Took me a minute to follow but i got it, Tommy Gun, couldve been worded better
so we can go with gloves, box in the ring and i'll steal it
with an uppercut to rocky so hard, even bullwinkle will feel it
^- Meh, decent
best believe it, you suck bitch.. just see how my guns attack
rumour was you die in 6 so i saw the movie.. then asked for my money back
^-Good flow, funny punch
i'm decrepid and old? ok, while i may be blowin' dust
you've got an iron jaw and a body with punches that are showin rust
^- Like the concept of it
go 'head.. flaunt them boxin' skills and I'll show how i'm beatin on whores
haymakers? bitch, i was shootin haymakers back in the vietnam wars
^- Not really sure i follow what your sayin, i get the haymaker punch but not the second time u mentioned it
2008.. its Rambo IV.. and no doubt the theatres will be rammed
& you'll still be going the rounds, cause ure chairs left wheel is jammed
^- Ok closer, was kinda funny

Wireless

ima boxer son, the best uve ever seen
but oh god lmao your tits are bigger than butterbeans
^- Weak, thats comparing brawn with boobies lol
just admit you're gay, faggot, it'll be settled then
coming out the closet wont be so hard considering u turned urself in
^- Might be something i missed from the movie but ok
ugly ass bitch, i can beat u here or there
one look at ur face explains why they call it guerilla warfare
^- lol, punch was funny
you're ugly ass fuck, when it comes to beauty you're doomed
so when shits a hairy situtation i know you've popped into the room
^- Filler?
i'm married to da fightin game, your ass is a full fleged noobie
with pants like those im expecting you to hammertime instead of shoot me
^- lol kinda nice
ur no match for me, erebody knows ill beat you anyday
think ur body's nice?.. my fists got more steel than your abs anyway
^- Meh, not really working here
nobody cares you dog, im stylin on u, cant get through me
that missle uve got has better points than any of your fucking movies
^- Was ok, i like the "point" you made
this battles over, some are gonna be surprised i got the win
cuz you drew first blood, and nobody wants to see that shit again
^- Couldve came with a better closer but alright



Overal - I feel Nick came with more creative punches, while wireless had punches they werent the most effective due to originality, although the guerilla and hammerdance punch had me laughin, i liked Nicks structure better aswell, as far as vocab and flow you both came right.

Vote - Fletcher

btw sorry i didnt even realize i fed on my last bar, i never even read ur verse i was just putting shit

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accomplishments:

being better than you @ life x9.

i've got guns 'n' rockets, my army prowess is straight mean
& ure military experience was gettin' floored by the black guy from the a-team
i'd say lets use weapons, but thats a ticket to your defeat
only gun you handled is a fat overweight white guy in the street
so we can go with gloves, box in the ring and i'll steal it
with an uppercut to rocky so hard, even bullwinkle will feel it
i'm decrepid and old? ok, while i may be blowin' dust
you've got an iron jaw and a body with punches that are showin rust

vs.

just admit you're gay, faggot, it'll be settled then
coming out the closet wont be so hard considering u turned urself in
ugly ass bitch, i can beat u here or there
one look at ur face explains why they call it guerilla warfare
i'm married to da fightin game, your ass is a full fleged noobie
with pants like those im expecting you to hammertime instead of shoot me




This was pretty close. The quotables were one off each other and I liked a few punches on both sides, like the hammertime one for Wireless and Nick's iron jaw punch. However, I think that because Nick's verse was much more solid (with decent punches and more quotables), he took this battle. That's why my vote goes to him.

V/ Nick Fletcher

Neither person voted as best I can see so this won't be decided on links. Nick wins 5-0

Nick Fletcher WINS 1-0
Wireless LOSES 0-1