crooks trying to get under Liquid's skin like scuba divers
but this banana boat bandit is SEAsoned like cuba's drivers
Luda's FIRED , I POPPED THE CRIS , and shot the snitch
spitting illness at groins, the type that'd make your crotch itch
Lilo & Stitch , I'm DISsing kNEY's , as well as crushing joints
put bullet holes in burglars, makin' em holy when i annoint
i'm on point, the first nigga headed into the rough outdoors
so unBEARable, crooks get broke and i don't scuff my paws



The Flatulent Fighter

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Call me Pauly/ call me when ya pipes are faulty/
i gots pipes of white shit hope ya like salty/
and if ya die call me, ill take care of the blockage/
ill jam ya tubes clean wit a 30 foot sausage/
but if i come knockin answer the door please/
i aint gon hurt ya, my name is For Peace (four P's)
or at least try this, be a nice kid/
and gimme some green shit to pack my pipes wit/
enuff for fite hits, if ya dont ya mental/
ill bust ya brain pipes wit a number two pencil

NEXT UP: Phil "The Phish" Phukker

Hi..I'm Phil..The Fish Fucker Man..
Beat Me..? How When Even Super Man Cant..!
Keep Cold..With Raw Fish In My Pants..
Showing Justice..And Putting Away The Bad..
The Strongest Super Hero..Here To Fight Fishy Crime..
Take The Evidence In A GangWar And Ditch The Nine..
I Got A Cape..Got Fish..? Leave No Chance For You To Escape..
Too Bad Im Not The Same..Last Week I Was Put In Jail For Commiting Sea Rape..

Next Super Hero Is : The Super Duper Midget In A Bikini

They Call Me The Super Duper Midget In A Bikini...
Im 3'6", I Only Eat Hula-Hoops & Biscuits & My Breath Smells Of Zucchini...


Next Super-Hero:~ Tha Testicle Tickling Temperamental Turd Tosser

My worst enemy will always be the rectum washer ...
Ya dealin wit "Tha Testicle Tickeling Tempermental Turd Tosser" ...
My words offer wiews from poo's fostered ...
I provide constant annoying itches , n' my mood switches ...
I can be seen on ya food dishes , tossin lint ...
Ya go n' take a shit n' tha mirror brown tints ...
I look like a testicle, call me elephantitus ...
I turn off tha lights at night n' take ya "HOLY" rights ...
Why try fightin , let them dingelberries ripen , you'll like them ...


Her0: Tha Falsly Accused Cowboy Gangbanger
( saving the community)

HI, Im Tha Falsly Accused Cowbow Gangbanger..
Im Tha Sheriff In Town, Why Would I Fucc Mad Rappers?..
Village Got It All Wrong, Accusing Me, C'mon Im A Cowboy..
Tha Only Person Who Was Correctly Identified Was Tha Towel Boy..

haha WAcc..

Arnold Tha Alcohol Awarness Adolescent..

its me/Arnold tha Alcohol Awareness Adolescent/non dominion/but still protest/to Protetestent/i gotta confession/im an alcoholic, starvin for/alcohol n/da meantime/my insides is boiling/callin for me to bring more ethynal oil in/hold up/i think there's a message/to this confession/uh.../anyway/i out to the store/for some more/Everclear n a fifth of Boones/the message i want to convey/have a goodtime today/at your local bar or saloon/ next: handy dan the one hand man who jerkz off in public

Its me Handy Dan the One Hand Man Who Jerks Off In Publick/ some people thinks its sick but most women love it/ the other day i was saying hi to my neighbor/ in about an hour im in jail for lude behavior/ its like lord savior/ why i gotta scare strangers/ i saw this guy robbing this old lady/ she got even more scared when she saw me and called me crazy/ i brushed off the commit even though i wanted to cry/ got a hold of the burglar and busted in his eye/ even though i am a pervert i still do nice things/ now me and that old lady is buying matching rings/ she excepts me for the sick bastard that i am/ so me and this bitch is walking hand in hand

Next hero...Immigration Man

Immigration Man, came into this land,
Across the sea in a boat from the island of Japan,
I have no superpowers, just my own brand of kung-fu,
Fear my flying cockroach strike, one hit of it kills you,
I came to the land of opportunity but this place was just a mess,
The only work I could get was with the country's INS.
Now I fight immigration across the borders of the US.
So if you plan on getting in, don't even think of hopping that fence.

That sucked, oh well.

NEXT HERO: Bladder Lad

they call me bladder lad for one good reason/
lets just say my bed spread, has been well seasoned/
when i walk around, i gotta hold my weener/
cuz fuck a 40 oz., i put down a 2 liter/
aint about to hold it in, cant take this much more/
might as well just whip it out, and pass all over the floor/
stoppin this piss, is less more than hopeless/
but ill drain it in the kiddy pool, so that no-one will notice.

next hero: Bonch(area between the scrotem and the anus)-Hair Man

round my block they call me the beastie bonch
when i rip suckas they'll end up smellin like raunch
my hair be bigga then the biggest fro
when the villans around they fall over frozen like snow
the sight and smell knocked em out cold
now i'm gettin crusty cause i'm gettin old
but i break the mold, and fake gangstas get told

next hero: the pussy pumper

get it straight, i never WEIGHT i stay PUMPING pussies daily
hitting it hard giving ears more rings than barnum & bailey
i started FAILING, so i shifted cards and capitalized the ACE
take a taste, my dick's so long it stretches from waist to face
not a disgrace, that's my day job, fornication and copulation
without meditating, i stay HARD HEADED without masturbating
i'm segregating, all the evil doers there, but bitches on my lap
betting riches on craps, THIS GOT OLD so i just ditched the caps !



The Sensational Semen Slayer

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i slay seman wiv my power up belts/
but all i know is i make sure those woman felt/
as more seman cum more seman die/
but all those who claim they pumped more pussy than me they lie/

next super hero: the man who tried sum8 & died

BACK FROM 6 FEET UNDERNEATH THE SHOES ON YOUR FEET/ REINCARNATED TO DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH THIS BEAT/
I GOT MY CAPE ON BUT WHEN I LEAP OVER TALL BUILDINGS I JUST PLUMMET/
GAWD DAMN, I WISH I NEVER WOULD HAVE MESSED AROUND WITH SUM8/
NO MORE USIN MY X-RAYS TO LOOK INTO THE GIRLS SHOWER/
WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE EVER TELL ME THAT LONG STROKIN AIN'T A SUPER POWER/
NOW I'M DEAD LIKE A DUCK, STRAIGHT THA FAWK OUTTA LUCK/
AND STUCK, FACIN NUTS UP
WITH NO CONTROL OVER WHAT HAPPENS TO MY SOUL/
TELL MY MOTHER THAT I LOVER, AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY 'DRO

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NEXT HERO: MR SKIDMARKZ