1. yo mommas hair is so nappy even mose's couldnt part it

2. yo mommas so stupid i told her it was chilly outside, she ran and got a bowl

3. Yo mommas so fat after sex she smokes turkeys

4. yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs

5. yo mommas so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund.


^^^lol.....idk, only ones i could really remember

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" So for the 2nd time [The Pharisses] summoned the man who had been blind and said
"Speak the truth before God. We know this man is a sinner."
"Wether he is a sinner I do not know."
:The man replied:
"All I know is this...Once I was blind and now I can see"
John 1x 24-26