I have decided to design my own character. By this, I mean make your own movie star, mix a movie star, make anything really. A superhero...a giant penis...

I have made a character known as 'Terminator Gump'. His catchphrases incude:

"Life is like a box of ammo, you never know when you'll bust a cap"
And "Run Gump, Run" "Asta la vista..."

He will have braces and big muscles and be skilled at salsa dancing.