First Weapon = Naked twister match

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FUCKA BABYLON BANDIT!!!

In a battle i'll win,
usin nothing but a bowling pin,
right down the ally, Livin in cali,
Coming through i got some in store,
I'll hit you with one, then I got 9 more,
I'll keep it simple, crack your temple,
cave your cranium with this wooden uranium,

next weapon - 2 x 4

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I spit FIRE


6 of them bled
7 of them dead
8 felt my hate
9 felt my nine
10... reload again

usin a 2 by 4, i'll bust in the door, better get on the floor
this is more than a chore, and you're about to see plenty of gore
leaving you dead in your bed, with a smashed in head
your blood flowing red, the light in the tunnel ahead
the ER tries to revive, you've got no will to survive
its to late to arrive, 6 lines sooner you would be alive

Next weapon: dice

I'll rush the middle with the dice, heavy loaded with ice,
I'll add some spice, do it twice as nice,
rollin for russian roulette, placin my bet,
tearin up the set makin weak mc's regret,
the day they decided, they wanna be divided,
Still kickin weapon's and techs
a year later still causin wrecks.

next weapon : a book

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I spit FIRE


6 of them bled
7 of them dead
8 felt my hate
9 felt my nine
10... reload again

yo its a fantasy book full of dragons and mages
that ima beat you wit it like cops wit yellow pages
fuckin bitch get merked and burned by processed paper
ain't hard to do when it titled the char-broiled caper
an easier way to stop his digestion than makin him eat it
would be killin him dead by just askin this illiterate fool to read it

next- the internet

I jap the crucifx in ur heart//
and give u a fix like as if u had no heart//
watchin u hit the ground I give a laugh//
for u made no sound when I stab the bitch and she can't enter heaven//
so before u dare enter me on the streets//
u better be a godam MC//


weapon: chain with cuffs

Aiight, thats it, i think that ive had enough/
Tie dis bitch up,and pinn her down with tha chain and cuffs/
Watch cha language cant you hear ya momz in tha back seat/
Say one more word and ya face will probably melt from my heat/
What the hell are you doin man thats a brand new chair/
Now im gonna have ta rip out cha hair and sell it to the freak show at the county fair/

weapon:2 human Legs
www.thadamteam.cjb.net

kinda busy so i'm gonna drop this real fast
i got two human legs to straight kick ure ass
kickin MC ass is what i'm all about
so i'll use my legs to fuckin stomp u out
or how bout i rip off ure legs and beat u with ure own ridges
leavin u bloody and battered at the hospital waitin for stitches

^^^yeah that shit was pretty wack but yo i did it in like 45 seconds

anyway next weapon: The Dark Knights Crew

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hey you,yeah you bitch im talkin to u/
Im here wit the dark nights crew so come up of ya left shoe/
Oh, you wanna fight back, i got somethin fa dat/
Im finna leave ya shirt wetter than a females cat/
No not a feline ya dumb ass prick/
Shows how much pussy you get,wait do you even have a dick.

When you rap, get the steppin,
but next time leave a fuckin weapon.
If you think your gonna play,
with the big dogs this day,
soon your face will meet my wrench,
fold your cards and get on the bench.
Tools on my belt you felt, make you melt.

next weapon - salt gun

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I spit FIRE


6 of them bled
7 of them dead
8 felt my hate
9 felt my nine
10... reload again

wit a slat gun dog i can a number of damage 2 ya
it'll have u breathin ya last gasph of air and a low level of stamina


weapon/baseball-bat

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yall niggaz just like the u.s.army bein all u can be
but u fuckin wit the king so show respect and bow 2 ya knees

Crack Crack da baseball bat cross ya ribs/
It's gettin hard for u to breathe and u spittin blood go grab a bib/
Have u seein stars like this was da twilight zone/
I'll use dis stick to take life like it was on loan/
I don't like using a sticks I perfer da chrome/
but in this case I'll enjoy leavin ya face lookin like Kenye dome/

Weapon: Keyboard

Hittin' these Keys at velocities that cracks your skull
Pimpin' these cities? attrocies... this makes my nerves dull
I hit the Z key and end your alphabet, Keyboard my alpha-gat
It goes VP K-I-L-L-U, don't your fa'get, this bar kill ya magget
Then I hit send, then U-2-H-E-L-L dude, So sick I'm an internet virus
Back bend, like X-T-C, Mess Wit Me, I'll Delete you, send u up highest
Each click of the button like a voodoo doll, Do you ball? hell naw
Who you call? The Village, not the City, Cuz city is shitty, "haw haw"

that was very very, gay

Next Weapon:
Salt Shaker!!!!!

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I ripped him hes wack it aint his fault Faker...
I aint a ying yang killa, but i'll still kill u wit a salt shaker...
U act like a bitch and u supposed 2 be an adult...
Niggas use hollows but me nigga i jus use sum salt...
he lost against me..lady luck i bet u neva met her....
nigga da only way u can have a greasy flow is if u sniffed peper...
Put da salt shaker 2 ya back and make u turn superstitios...
but nigga i can tell u pussy whipped cuz ya girls makes u Do Her Dishes....

LMAO!! dat was sum wack shit....

Next weapon: Hot dog Bun

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...i didnt pick this, sorry i gotta knock u out wit da quickness...
...Dey say Dis trick slick, Not even tylenol can cure my sickness...
...I dont mess wit hoes i jus get da Pro sluts...
...Ya 13 man crew will be left like a bakers dozen of Doughnuts...