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LBL Special Event Battle – Weedhead Battle – 30th July 2006

JTR

vs

N.Tavarez

This battle was the first of it’s kind. Never before had a battle been tried where every punch was based on the theme of weed. And luckily for the first ever one, JTR and N.Tavarez were battling in it. These dudes obviously know their weed as the battle was hilarious. Check the verses.

Battle Verses

JTR So you're predicted to beat me? Bitches please, all I ever do is smoke weed, man! ^ That's real true, you gon' test it? F'real dude Your dealers buy off the dealers that I deal to Kneel fruit, I SMOKE MORE, get the point? I fucking hate jail, but I love the joint! Always toking 'til i'm choking on that haze a lot See me at the party, full house, like poker ima raise the pot I blaze a lot, all day a lot, your weed is fucking dry While the weed I JUST smoked got me REAL FUCKING ...wait, I forgot what I was gonna say Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV Seriously, I smoke ounces a week, never sharing the weed Only time Tav smokes ounces is when he's preparing his meat So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo Saw me flex the flow, now watch me roll this blunt, b And pack more AK47 then a communist country Don't stunt G, one look is all it takes to know I smoke the hard haze Since you couldn't see a bigger burnout at the start of a car race My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint ...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right! Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking I'm ass-kicking, buy weed? This broke guy is lacking stacks While you see Jack Widow... spending it on exactly that Ha! You don't even know what my shit does, I been above high Plus i've tasted more blueberry then a fat kid who loves pie Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz... ...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does You must be joking me, you aint toking trees Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME How you gon' front that you blaze, I know that you faked With that stale weed you'd have to hop in an oven to get baked ^ That's true, just know that your dro aint phat dude Cuz the problem with your weed stems ...and it's got A LOT of that too You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet? Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours ...and I aint talking Toy Story You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out F'real, my pot is INSANE, just watch the look on this doubters face Fuck kissing the sky ...my purple haze'd have Hendrix fornicating with outer space I'll have you pout often, you already lost without droppin' Cuz I got the killer weed so it's no doubt ya coffin *Passes the joint to N.Tavarez* Your turn bro. http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/17/picture67.jpg

N.Tavarez sweet busy week , i tried to make it good so lets go *jack passed me the joint* Sorry Jack but that weak crap I wont be taking You'd only catch me holding joints when my bones is aching The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues When me and my boys get high, they all passing the Skunk That'll have ya ass feeling Soggier than Captain Crunch passing out smoke in my room til hella late So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away And even then the smell of the bud still linger Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines ^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories I roll a blunt, you take a couple of hits and pass it to me the way I'm screaming "Puff, Puff give!" you'd think the rapper too cheap Chronic, Haze, Dro I'm schooled on everything sold My wackest weed is Still midgrade like a 12 year old JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool? Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God My weight is mean, roll blunts thats the shape of your spleen You only burnt out from working with no breaks in between LBL heads is stoked when I light it and spark I make sure WE ALL winners in the cyphers I start Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash *Puts blunt out, makes brownies, invites jack over to match me *

Battle Summary
This lived up to the hype that the two battlers had set up for themselves, and even though they both dropped 50 lines each they still managed to have an amazing deal of consistency within their verses. Both dropped dope verses and the battle was very close, but in the end N.Tavarez took it 3 votes to 2.

Check the original battle thread HERE.