Battle Background

LBL Championship - 8th October 2006

DaTrusHurtz

vs

JTR

The championship match often brings about epic battles. Battles that will be put in archives and remembered forever. Long line battles that would get zero votes, yet due to it being the champ match, it receives the whole leagues attention. The best two battlers in the league at the time going at it over the title. It’s a beautiful thing. And this battle was most definitely a beautiful thing. Both battlers checked in, and even based off that you knew it was going to be a dope battle. They included pics of themselves and pics of their girlfriends. That’s a lot of ammo. And both used that ammo to the fullest, going 60 lines apiece. Remember what I said about epic? Yeah, that pretty much describes this.

JTR's Verse Actin like ya got fans callin ya name? Nah you Su-su-suck! Man he couldn't make a crowd of retards yell "Da-Da-Da" This fake aint known, for heavens sake get owned Cuz Ripple drown ya ass til ya struggle and make ya own Crowds wouldn't buy ya tickets, it'd be a loss man We couldn't see The Truth Cel-tics watchin Pierce play for Boston I'll come frequent with blows until i've beatin' this hoe My right uppercut to his chin'll leave him eatin' his nose Just take the hard smack, dawg, know you are wack So in this fight i'll draw blood, like a goth in art class Smart ass, i'm equiped, you're in trouble now that i'm armed So this cattle get butchered like a fucking cow at the farm You not hard at this crap, get sonned cuz I fathered ya crap The way you drop wack enforced wordplay, cops started to rap If you let ya words stray you gon' get the pound, dog So gopher it!.. and get burried in the fucking ground, hog And ya girl loves ta fuck me, she's never gettin fed-up So i'll give ya girl a bone like... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Fucka fake personal after see'in that please disregard my earlier set up! I aint likin' this dame, cuz she's frightenin' but hey With that light bulb nose i'm sure she really brightens ya day But c'mon dawg, that's and ugly bitch, i'm smashin' wit blows Her cone shaped chin could stop traffic on roads This baffling hoe's got bags under her eyes, i'd creep right by her But if I was dating you I wouldn't be able to sleep at night either She lets freaks ride her, whore, that's what she's handy for Bitch has enough gum ontop of her teeth to open a candy store I aint fake son, i'm speaking the truth 'bout this fake slut I thought her gums was part of her upper lip and she messed up her make up =\ You shy now? Dun' worry I also take what I can get whenever I browse And i'm sure she really floats ya boat with those paddle lookin eyebrowse Though she got some style, and it's best you guys learn That she's rockin blue suede shoes, to go along with those Elvis side burns But even your girl ignores ya, I doubt she's takin your time The only way'd you'd get a lap dance is by shakin your thighs Keep denyin it dawg, but you're fat, so you can cry and just sob Plus ya girl must love Harley Davidson cuz she's used to ridin' on hogs I got pride, you suck D, not to mention that this guy is ugly So don't gimme any lip! Or you won't have any left to hide ya buck teath And fuck working a job i'll take the reward for saving our folk Cuz I swear Osama might be hiding inside that cave in his nose No fairytale ending for you, so you better wave goodbye now Cuz you got Neverland scared rocking Captain Hooks hand as ya eyebrow Dudes like "help i'm shook", got a blade and i'm a helpless crook But when my knife gives you a cleancut it'll prolly help ya look I'm definatly packin, and with a face like that ya girls definatly askin She needs to tell her jaw to get it's act together cuz it's definatly slackin Get soul-clapped by my crew bitch, and this verse shows i'm ruthless So expect me to give a left to ya girls chin so hard it'll show improvement Nah but on the real, sometimes you get lucky, this time I feel ya sufferin son Cuz you musta had a stroke of bad luck pickin up a girl who suffered from one I'm the best so fear it, you lookin' at best a queer kid And ya facial features ugly like it was makin a guest appearance In this you'll fail bitch... then get sonned, like an orphan, kid Your caterpillar eyebrowse look like they're going through metamorphisis I'm whoring kids, your features don't suit you, watch me wreck this Those beady fucking eyes'd only look decent on a necklace She's rockin those black bags, are you clockin her man? I'm sure you tried to Popeye... wich also explains why she's rockin his chin HAHAHA, i'm fucking sick with chicks, you aint got no game ya fucking kid But I bet you got ya girl wanting to fall head over heals ...over that fucking bridge! 60 lines, g'luck Dawg

DaTrusHurtz Verse Quote: Originally Posted by KempoMRK Finally JTR is in the championship match. It’s taken him 26 weeks and countless contendership battle, or near there, fuckups to reach this place I checked RV's HOF, n' bitch u'll get slapped fast Legends never die? ... LEGENDS SHOULDN'T NEED HALF A YEAR TO MAKE A CHAMP MATCH 25 fuckin' battles? Ur not a threat, queer Neil Armstrong coulda went to the moon in the time it took u to get here LMAO @ that, n' there's no way this whore's clever Ur rank's like a tracin' a fruitloop... ... it just seems to go in circles forever Showin' late, not votin', the price has been paid U've made a million fuckups... ... that don't compare to the mistake ur girl's made I seen ur text streak, last time we faced, u were late geek But u musta liked that verse a lot... ... cuz u recycled the SAME verse the next week Now Kemp writes great mags, but ur still a lame fuck But u got a top punch 2 weeks in a row... ... too bad it was the same punch! Fags got no where to run to, my league's talent has done grew, In fact, I saw a work of Art... ... knock u outta playoffs in 1-2 I'll set this shit straight, u rip lines from Resin n' greats, Ur so under the influence, ur verses wobble all over the place Ur pic battlin' slim?? I see how u fight for the win But I'm glad u brought my girl in this... ...now we can slip n' slide off ur chin Dude ur shit stinks, n' I dunno what this bitch thinks But u've Pucker'd up so much, ur face could make me a mixed drink I'm gonna evaluate ur girl, and even if u don't care I'll see how u've made out ... ... with ur hand and some air Ur scared of bein' stopped n', bitch ur gonna get dropped when I'm lookin' forward to this... ... Ur lookin' forward like the boogeyman just popped in I'm killin' the poor, n' I'm just gettin' rid of this whore The light shed on ur face, is the only electricity u can afford Now I coulda gave up, n' just let this be a disgrace But I'm closin' the gap...hoody u got coverin' ur face So fuck ur hoodie n' cap, if I wanna hear some good crap I should listen to news more... ... I didn't know lil red riding hood could rap Ewwwwww Jack, ur gruesome, n' RV, this dude's done My opponent last week was at a baby shower... ... my one this week could use one You love football, but ya girl isn't puttin' out these days Call an audible, but it STILL won't get u any successful play I'm goin' overseas cuz I wanna see new bitches n' hoes I'm set to sail... a fuckin' gigantic ship off ur nose Ur eyebrows are bushy as FUCK, the hell is that crap? I could trim them... but I'd need an anvil, machete, and axe Now I admit dawg, ur real hood, ur not some shit scum Ur real gutta... is OBVIOUSLY where u got this bitch from U can't outwrite me, ur fucked, just get ready to hurl geek Ur in such a big hole, it was prolly dug by the mole on ya girl's cheek U been talkin' a big game, but u just ain't shit turd I got a hot bitch... ... u go out with a girl version of big bird! She ain't stable, n' this whore's been given a label Of havin' so many elements of ugly, she could form a periodic table Ya girl's hairy, n' I want to know if ur tryin' to kid me N' know how the FUCK, u started datin one of the dalmations of Disney Ya bitch is easy to fool, u see what i'm viewing bitch I'd pull the wool over her eyes... ... but her hair's already doin' this I'm no fan of this gay, see i'm bein' candid today Ya girl is so prop'd up, she could be a trash can in a play I glanced at ur girl's bed, n' that bitch's yellin' in grieve Cuz she bought a comforter... just to fuckin' tell u to Leave! She's flexin' it too, I checked her reflection n' dude Ya girl's got that look... goin' in the opposite direction of you You were in love with the hoe, but now your spark is gone U guys have so little chemistry, ya girl put safety goggles on See I'm rippin' these queers, ya hoe's been consumin' some tears With such fuckin' bug eyes, she could feed Timon and Pumbaa for years I know this a long read, but hopefully enjoyable. Uppin for votes

Battle Summary

JTR dropped first and absolutely ripped the hell out of DaTrus’s gf, I bet he was crying after reading it. Obviously along with the disses aimed at DTH. Overall it made a dope verse, and DaTrus was taken aback by the 60 lines giving JTR an advantage. Yet DaTrus musta been full of creativity that night as he matched JTR and also ripped JTR and his gf. JTR must also have been crying. So after both dried their tears the votes came in, and it was very close. The tally came to 5 to DaTrusHurtz and 3 to JTR, extending DaTrus’s reign and depriving JTR of the LBL title once again. Epic, long and fun to read makes this a dope battle.

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