You herb, what the fuck u think this is here? ..
Some Playschool? where u the biggest in the year?..
I can see through ya act, see through ya dramatics..
See that you ain't holdin nothin but a blanket..
Jealous that I replied to every cypher you wrote..
So in my battle off you wen to take a hate vote..
Your scum if nothin else, a weasly fuckin maggot..
U couldn't hack 5 mins around the real boys, you a faggot..

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oh shit, its DANGER!.. when Phrosts' in the building
Deadly a "power house for success"? psh.. trust you'll suffer a 'loss in the building'
simply put, YOU SUCK..so battle up and yu'll pay the piper
cuz honestly, we'd have to be wit 'snakes on a plane'.. for a vote to 'fly wit viper'

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..:: Artik In The Phlesh::..
.Re-Writing The Re-Run.

oh shit, its DANGER!.. when Phrosts' in the building..
This Twat is so fat, he's a danger TO the building..
Whats with all the people on this site who got dyslexia?
The minimum lines is six!! Why not jus go back to Mexico..
You only crossed the border so u could have a better life..
But you ended up in burger king with a whopper for a wife..

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You rappers get scared when i write cuz i'm RAW-TERROR
n' Sonny quick to 'Drop Dead' like 'CLUMSY PAUL-BEARERS'!
How you a viper?? You sweet as CAKE-AND-YOU-GAY
you the type of bitch that'd get ATE-BY-YOUR-PREY..
When i'm LAYIN'-IT-DOWN, this fan SWAY-TO-MY-SOUND
ya career's like a viper...cuz it'll always 'STAY-ON-THE-GROUND'!
i'm SLAYIN'-THIS-CLOWN...throw this GAY-TO-THE-GROUND
n' have em so embarassed, he'll run AWAY-FROM-HIS-TOWN
If you ain't know i'm the best, then i'm SAYIN'-IT-NOW
so stop runnin' to be the king, cuz i'ma STAY-WIT-THE-CROWN..

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A.K.A The Punchline Champion!

LMAO @ Viper saying I'm dyslexic.. but calls me a "he".. and clearly it says "femin-iLL" on my user title.. anyhow --

sonny.
--if yu the champ of punch, i guess im serving cocktails
cuz you couldnt touch wit fire words, even if you read hot braille
yu not ill.. Phrost stay running octagons around this dupe
so if somebody did bite your style, they prolly mistook you for a fruit
king? yu could be in diamond suite.. Im still the Ace Of Spades
and i dont gotta "sketch fags", to find in you a "trace of gay"

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..:: Artik In The Phlesh::..
.Re-Writing The Re-Run.

O, yu're a chick? Wow..now everything makes SENSE,-BABE
that would explain why your verses sound so "BITCH-MADE"!!
i'm not even MAD-AT-THIS-DIKE...i'm GLAD-WIT-DELIGHT
cuz all this time, i figured u were just another FAG-ON-THIS-SITE!
now i know why u SOUND-SWEET...u never put DOWN-HEAT
i'll let the POUND-SPEAK & leave u 'Red' like 'CLOWN-CHEEKS'!
they'll mistake u for a bum, cuz u'll be on the 'GROUND-SLEEP'
i call my gun 'Meat Slicer', cuz it'll turn you to 'GROUND-BEEF'!!
In this rap game, u don't wanna SCRIMMAGE-WIT-THE-KID
cuz yu'll get 'Moved or Deleted' like the 'IMAGE-IN-YOUR-SIG'

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i'll keep it simple

this is murdah fuck what he might be saying
you wouldnt shyne with sonny bars during day-light-saving
a lame fuck traing to aim but the thang never buck shit
even the +...Femin-iLL...+ knows u'll never bust like u had a artik phrost dick
the art is im the boss bitch, ya like wigs during a wind the way u lost it
you got trails of turds like u step in dog shit, an wouldnt be consider ill if u cough sick
fuck trying to copyright, u'll swing left trying to copy my right
its like im the law of rhymes and all u do is copy my writes
stop it im nice with a slice of skills you couldnt tolerate life
an with my punches, u'll get nailed on the board like u copying christ
you a lame who train to rhyme 2 words and think its hot
stop, turn ya monitor off, before u'll see one of my punches twisting u around like im changing my clock EZ!

you'll keep it simple? Typical..

U have everyone else fooled, but ur not PERPLEXIN'-ME
you only keepin' it simple... cuz u have no COMPLEXITY!
ya girl kept TEXTIN'-ME, she wanted to have SEX-WIT-ME
so i came over her house, after you LEFT-AT-3
With no hesitation, she started givin' NECK-TO-ME
she's not Jesus.... but she did start 'BLESSIN'-ME'!! LOL
The ball was in her hands, I was just the REFEREE
n' she was handlin' it well...she was IMPRESSIN'-ME
She does tricks wit balls..she shud be on the AND-1-TOUR
wait......she got me...... what she need AND-1-FOR ??
She does tricks on me like MAGICIANS
im hot wit SPITTIN, so im 'gettin signed' like PETITIONS!
i cook up hot tracks, while your recipe's MISSIN'
so only 'cookin up you doin'...is in the KITCHEN!
Fried CHICKEN n' MACARONI
stop RAPPIN'-HOMIE, everything u RAP-IS-PHONY
My money gettin' fat, while ur STACKS-IS-BONEY
i married my cash...i guess u missed the MATRIMONY
n' we a dynamic duo like SHAQ-N'-KOBE
stop tryin...u too WHACK-TO-OWN-ME

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yep...its simple son...the way ya verse gets shade
we aint seen sonny barz like he posted on a stormy day
and the more your say is repulsive, face it...ur off kid
cuz if you found yourself...its just cuz you've lost it
n I'm flowing flawless, u'll be shocked and pause quick
cuz you status is way down...same place your jaw is
n this is a true key...you shits amuzing at its peak
if you the man of the day...fuck, u've started a new weak
and that sums up you skills...better recount what u added
cuz I'd be equal to you...if I favored substration
tired of wakness...but you continue to force you hand
so far up your ass...you could hit your own sweat glands
cuz you skills are a fraud..and your face..I proceed to smack
so once I proclaim best at text...we know opposites attract
n your attention span is short, I crush the weak minded
you'll be all you can be...fag, gay and sweat grinding
so stay behind kid..you cant inch toward the talent, son
I ruled out skill...just to measure ^^ up to a coward one
n I'm still going, keeping up wit the energizer log
cuz I could face raw talent...but then I'd be bangin a homo

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The B.E.S.T. Crew


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Whats up with ya name? is this rapper for real?
You'd still be chasin fame, on two figure deal.
I won't settle for second best, the rest ya can't test them.
Somehow on the syndicate even tho you ain't got a record.
0-0, 0-0, 0-0 You play a sick game...
The only problem is your record's about a fucked up as your name.

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rapin should be the last on ya mind, focus on being YOU
because you are as deadly as a butterfly, rainbow colors of u are true
massage to every; dont waste your time on this clown
beacause your punches are weaker then mike tyson fighting in the 12 round
wow...you are 1-0 this is true
and i can only imagin the cat that spits weaker then you lol

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^^^Both you cat are a joke, best get a new approach..for sure
cuz you've been staggerin on post like a drunk outside a liquor store
& you cats are played as hell, yall aint ever touching a belt
if your selling your own ass....shit u'll just appraise itsself
n I'me dope then you two...I spit better than veteran..believe that
I make you choke down a verse faster than food and snacks
plus I react quick to beef, while I havent seen a movie in a while
but the last time I was kidding...fucked around n watched problem child
and V really aint deadly, matter fact...I'll hinder his position
cuz last time he slanted out a victory, I left him in that position
n I'll go on n on bout how you two suck on the mic, really
cuz when I smack you facing, I really dont want to smack silly
n you just dumb n dummer ...thinkin 6 lines can complete in here
cuz you had a blur of a career, while mine is loud n clear
plus I show no fear...when I eat up the two of you
I blame yall slackness on creativity...you claim you drank booze..

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The B.E.S.T. Crew


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Why you gotta write an essay for a simple cypher come back?
I'll beat you wiv my Nike shoes an make you watch the 80's Come Back
The main thing you lack, is a sentence that could mean somethin
Thats why your sigs jus written out, the rest they got theirs pimpin
You don't belong to the sindicate, or even on rapverse
The only place that you belong is simply in a black hearse
I wouldn't waste my breath on you but you the last one on the list
So Bein the guy above me I guess Its your ass thats gotta, get, dissed
I wanna pimp slap you, but fuck wiv me you see me turn my slap into a fist
So go cry home to mommy, let her kiss your wounds better
God knows she's your only bitch, and we all know you can't do better

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hmmmm....its like this...


kid...you aint touchin my status and that's whats up
fucka deadly venom...I'm the mongose that'll chew you up
cuz I'm eager to claw you, n maul n dismantle
fuck comin as a square...your more like a rectangle
and I hit from a slanted angle, when attakin ya face
thought I was seen the light...n just realized its just you race
cuz I'm blacker then you...n I'll say that with pride
you really really really good..sike!!! thats a white lie
so by death's design...you off this site, take for what is worth
been destroyed by 10..divide by 0 >> thats the effort in ur verse

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The B.E.S.T. Crew


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