Lmao...okay. So, apparently masturbation is a sin against god.

http://www.christianforums.com/t175...sturbation.html



....Yes, Satan is the one who gave us the sexual pleasure coming from masturbation?

Someone else compared it to a drug...which is against God. Just because something has the same 'symptoms' doesn't make it the same thing.

God doesn't like masturbation for a reason I can't understand, something about a spilt seed.

I wonder what would happen to these people if they die and meet some God other then their own and it ruins them because they are so loyal to God.

lol...idiots, and I believe in Jesus...but not that stupid bullshit they do.

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If God is all knowing, he must have some undiscreditable reason, but you know...I don't see it. Is masturbation supposed to be a test to see if you can stop?

Naieve little religious people..

I wonder what they would say if you kindly informed them their religion has a vast majority of itself built on pagan ideas and symbolism, which, appart from being a lot more ancient and well developed, is also full of sexual rituals and ideals saying sex and the nature of sex is a good thing.

It was the roman catholic church in all its righteousness that decided sex was evil.. Why? Because they were fucking morons that wanted to control everyone so badly through re-writing bible scriptures, teaching that every other religion was evil and killing people to protect their interests..

Tell these people they are at folly with a practice that, prior to the naievity and self absorbed wrath of the most pathetically ignorant and self centered chruch in existance incurred, was actually something of great importance and practiced freely with absolutly no negative consiquence.

Infact nevermind, I'll tell them myself.... Fucking dickhead christians....

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I'm not christian...so...I can keep masterbating to porn all day long.

but really...this shit is stupid.I read that website.

Some dude claimed masterbation gives u pre-mature ejaculations.When really..it's on the contrary...masterbation can help you figure out where the "point of no return" is..so you'll know when to slow down 'n shit when fucking.

Then that other guy claims he got pimples,migrane,pain in his balls, and stress.

But everyone knows that when u masterbate..you sopposed to have a tissue or something to wipe the cum off.And then you wash ur hands wit soap and water.That dude must have drinked his cum or rubbed it on himself to get pimples.

And migrane?..well..yea...that shit happens to me.But it goes away with some more masterbation

And to get pain on ya balls...you must have some sensitive ones.He must have some disease or sumtim/

And the Most stupid thing he said...it gets you more stress.WOW.I know for a fact..masterbation helps you leviate from stress.Trust me...it helped me durin the long nights.
He's also comparing masterbation to drugs...and that's stupid.Drugs can kill you..masterbation can't.
Masterbation also helps you mantain abstinance.To keep u away from disease 'n shit.Cus when your horny..you can masterbate..instead of fuckin.(assuming your young),.,and then your satisfied and wat-not.
That website didn't have any scientific facts...it wuz all relgious shit.And i thought we all learned from the renaiisance than humanism is the way to go.
So all in all...that shit is garbage.Masterbation is good.
To claim it's a sin...is..well...a sin of it's own.We should glorify it.
(i can't believe i typed this)

I tried to post and compleatly own them.. But I didnt put Christian as my religion when I signed up and so they wouldnt let me post in the Christian only section. I'm gonna go back, change the account then own that guy so bad he will wish he never posted..

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Err fucken fags..
They said I'm sposed to PM some dickhead to change my religion option..

What a gay website... Let them stay ignorant and stupid...
I aint wasting my time..

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The roman catholic church fucks stuff up for every religion dude..

Thats how it is in reality....

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^ You should explain.. as I have no idea how the Roman Catholic Church fucks shit up for every religion.

lol @ NK finally developing a bit of grey matter...........

for fucks sake,everything seems to be a sin

we probably all sinning for sittin on the computer instead of reaping harvests and shit

i don't masturbate though, cos i got a wifey but thats besides the point, its only a sin because they say so, co lets face it, it was some dude who wrote that shit down in the first place, the pen didn't pick itself up and start writing these things down in some divine moment.

Yes masturbation is a sin if you are a Christian. In the Old Testament a man was put to death because he would masturbate. When you do masturbate you are basically killing children of God. That is partially why it is a sin. By wasting sperm that could be used to make children, in a sense it is basically murder.

Dude...
Sperm are not children..
It takes a woman's egg AND a mans sperm to make a baby.. Sperm are just half the equasion and no where near what would be considered a human being. Besides, when you dont get off in ages, you only end up having wet dreams and letting the shit out naturally anyway.. Its not a sin...
That loser on the christian board was trying to make out as if it was a bloody drug and it turns you into a twisted evil perverted fiend.. I think someone even said later and I quote "not everyones experience with masturbation relates to yours" and I bet you they were having a little chuckle saying that cause I sure as hell was..

And concearning the catholic church.
Well lets see, what DO they do thats bad.........I mean, aside from forcfully converting people, burning all other religions sacred text's, killing to protect their own interests, rewriting holy scriptures to suit their own teachings and opinions, persecuting and cricifying jesus himself, being at bursting point full of conspiracys and secrets being kept from their own followers, child molestation within their clergy, etc etc etc etc etc........Nothing at all.........

Right? I thought a lot of this was common knowledge these days.. heh..

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