Esp. as it relates to why y'all white folk get killed so quickly in horror movies...


I was dead sleep at 3 AM when I was awakened by someone kicking my door...banging on it, and yelling in spanish...


I grabbed my golf club (the only weapon other than a knife) I have at the crib, walked to the door and said, "YOU GOT THE WRONG DOOR BUDDY."


Then, they said in english, "Call 911 I can't breathe."


So, I call 911...and yes, the REALLY DO put you on hold...When the 911 operator returned, I told them than there was someone outside my door saying they couldn't breathe.

The first thing the operator said to me was, "GO OUT THERE AND SEE"

^^lol That = how you white folk get killed in horror movies

Cuz, from the time the dude was bangin on the door, y'all wudda jus swung the door open like "Hodwy there partner, how can I help u"

BANG! shot dead...stabbed...JASON got u

lol

Us black folk...haha...i was like "Ummmm, I cud do that...but..."


lol...I did go out there though but someone was already helping them.


Wow man...


This is like the 3rd time someone I didn't know came banging on my door since moving here...And, it's not even a bad neighborhood...guess they heard about that CRACK Q music.



lol