I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

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^lmao you mofo

i hope you joking bout the first part son

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the punchline for that joke could have been so much better and more creative.....



awesome set up though, that was clever...

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you ass!!!


hahahahhaha you had me going for a second..

but yea take it to like mapco or something along those lines they will hook ya up..

ohh and if your wife is cheating on you....listen to the last verse of eminem's "guilty concious" song with dr. dre on the slim shady lp.........only makes sense.....

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rofl you= asshole

damn man what if she fuckin the body repair guy?













































ask her for a discount!

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Dude, that sucks... I think in that kind of situation, you really need to sit your wife down and tell her exactly how you're feeling. Communication is really important in marriage. Just look her straight in the eyes, and say "Look, I need to ask you about something... I'ma fix some rust up on our car, I don't know how yet, but I'll get it done. Is that cool?"

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lool....i see nygma got some jokes haha

lol... for a minute I was actually feelin bad for you. haha. ps - Tony you hilarious man. lol @ a discount. BUAWHAHAH

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Word..........

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She's fucking the car, obv.

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