deadlines:
battles go up monday
check in by wedsday
verses due by thrusday
votes due by sunday
rules:
no dick riding
no crew votes
no freeposting that's what the beef thread is for if you do it here more then three times your dq'd
no feeding off of other guys verse
verse must be about the topic provided if not your dq'd
bar limits:
16 bar min.
32 bar max.

topic provided by lyrical mc: Reality

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win loss record 18-19 with 7 k.o's


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checked in

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The name is Coo Coo-
pistols smoke more than choo chu's-
anticipating/ and waiting/ for the next nigga to shoot thru.
Bullets make you spin like balarina's in too too/

check

In Reality, you can become a victim or a casualty/
when the foe fifth spits, It'll rip yo chest cavity/

You dont want to battle me, my lyrics will have you barried/
you soft like an actress, M.C. Halle Berry/ [Im the best man]
You the best man, when gays get married/
This nigga's clueless, like the stooges, Moe,Curly, and larry/

Ya steady bitchin,come up missin like a soilder in Iraq/
Im like Ricc James Bitch!!!I cracked my mittins when krackmittins got pimp slaped/
You woulden't know yo own flow, If you sat in a kayak/
The only hip hop you know of, is Kangaroo jack/

I make more "dough" then homer simpson/
each bar will turn yo white T Crimson/ You'll resemble Nicole Simpson/
This scary nigga's flinchin,from the pistol I be clinchin/
He coulden't drop a Bar, If he was Standin up Benchin/
If you scared go to church,pray to god like a christien/
My flow is so cold, It's Frostbittin, I cracc mittins/
Krackmittins so rookie, he more pussy then born kittens/

Coo Coo Capone the name you can't get-wit/
I'll sew a sweater to yo head just to prove you a Knit-wit/
So read between the lines homie, and check the sequence/
I GOT YO GIRL BENT OVER, EVERY NIGHT WE BE CREEPIN/
Rippin off her Victoria Secrets/You never thought that yo girl would be cheatin/
Im in yo house, on yo bed, you on the couch straight sleepin/
Don't get mad and Hate me/
It's not my fault yo girl tried to rape me/

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The name is Coo Coo-
pistols smoke more than choo chu's-
anticipating/ and waiting/ for the next nigga to shoot thru.
Bullets make you spin like balarina's in too too/

yo yo here is a lil quick keystyle as usual man i work to damn much..lol not sure how many bars we were supposed to spit but its all good if i lose i lose im cool wit that

yo you the reason RB sucks dick
couldnt spit if i pissed on your lips
i spit lyrical spears leave you like da rest in a trail of tears
im your nightmare your worst lyrical fear
your rhymes are ineffable never getting the point across
leave you wit a passion tied to a mic laced cross
im here to castigte this bitch leave him wit out a clue
let him know stepping up to the mic wasnt the right thing to do
the outlook of this battle is tenebrous you will exalt me before im through wit dis
i havent even begun to dip in my bag of tricks i could drop 5 bars and flood your whole spit
leave you in a see of pronouns and verbs pull the plug so you can drown in my words
like a prhopet you will live and die by my proverbs or end up bleeding on the curb
my spit is meticlous your bars of jiberish are ridclouis why you want to fuck wit dis??
like leaves on trees im constantly changing emcees like you im constantly rearannging
leave you like a severed member there is no replacing
but im anxious my mind has been racing and i have been debating on displacing you
but i rather display you for thw whole world to see the first transvetie emcee
i have heard of battling a bitch but never one wit a dick dressed as a chick
but if the shoe fits wear it either way im winning this battle i swear it
so grit your teeth and bear it and save your self the embaressment


"don't get mad or hate me its not my fault your mom tried to rape me"
Krackmittens

castigte-to punish
ineffable-incable of being expressed
exalt -to praise to honor to glorify
tenebrous-dark and gloomy

just to clarify those defintions for some of you newbies wit limted vocab..lmao

"dont get mad or hate me its not my fault your mom tried to rape me"
Krackmittens

fuck fuck fuck i never knew that this shit was a topical league i just looked at the rules muther fucker man you fucking god damn mother fuckers im out of this league for real im not gonna get screwed man this is wack ass shit

"dont get mad or hate me its not my fault your mom tried to rape me"
Krackmittens

Neither really spit about reality so I guess I'll just treat it like a regular battle...........Krack mitten just had a better overall flow and much better vocab........I gotta give it to him this time. Coo Coo wasn't bad but Krack was just better.

Vote:Krackmittens

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YO MAN! DIRT BOY YOU NEED TO DO SUMTHING ABOUT THIS! EVERY TOPICAL YOU PUT NO ONE DOES IT! FIX THIS SHIT!!

BReaK'N It DoWn

KracKMiTTens: 6/10
Flow Was Decent, I've Seen Better Ish From You But Oh Well. I Liked The Mulits and Good Punches. Keep Producing Drop Ish.

Capone: 5/10
Your Punches Was The Only Thing You Had, Flow Was Wack, and You Lacked Mulits and Metaphors. Just Elevate and Keep Makin Dope Ish.

Vote - Krack

~R~

ummm..close battle.....both came week....coo coo capone wasn't feelin' ur verse bro....ur punches didnt hit hard and ur flow was week...overall5/10
krack mittens ...not much better but ur punches did hit a little harder...overall....5.5......battle was week...both evaluate...pz out
v/krack mittens

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yeah i gotta fix this next week the type of match will be put in the thread name maybe people will pay attention then anyway my vote on mechanics only

breakdown

flow for krack mittens:it was good through the first have then kinda fell apart i don't know though it was alright 5/10
volcab for krack mittens: pretty basic nothin special 5/10
overall:10/20 alright verse but you didn't seem to try to hard in the mechanics department

flow for coo coo capone:basic but it works all the way through 6/10
volcab for coo coo capone:nothing special basic stuff here 5/10
overall:11/20 a better flow gets you bonus points against your oppenent

vote--coo coo capone

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win loss record 18-19 with 7 k.o's


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i was feelin both verses
dirtboy's 1 sentence that caught my eye was
Im like Ricc James Bitch!!!I cracked my mittins when krackmittins got pimp slaped/

krack mittens had a solid verse it was enuff 2 get bye on him good verses 2 both of yall but krack won dis in my opinon

6/10 dirtboy
7/10 krack

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