i got a mic cheap-one,
i got a recorder that came with a computer,

but how the hell do i record my-self??
where do i find it??

dont really understand what you need. but maybe if you make this more detailed then i can help you

aight basicly i need a sound recorder right?
where do i get one?

at the top of this forum, there is a thread titled Cool Edit Download or something close to that. click on that and follow directions.

i'll try but i think i was trying that earlyer and it didnt work...