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Old 02-25-04, 01:49 PM   #1
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Best Punchlines In A Song...

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Besides myself of course (lol) Id have to say my mans Qwel is the dopest with punchlines... reason being...

"Cant tell if your dick or pussy like topless infants" -qwel

"I know Im an ASSHOLE, you PUSSIES aint even HALF AS TIGHT" -qwel

"Have you scared to drop shit like school stalls with no doors" -qwel

"We could both have sex with dictionaries, but you may never cum in terms with me" -qwel

...just to name a few, theres other cats thatve had some str8 punchlines too.

"Just ask BEAVIS, I get nothing BUT-HEAD" - Big L

(this is classic)>>> "Have ya seein doubles like noah" - B.I.G (obviously)

"Ya styles fallin out, soon you'll be RUNNIN OUTA LINES like FORGETFUL SHOPPERS" - my mans BASH

"I nicknamed ya girl DON KING the way she RIPPIN OFF MY BOXERS" - BASH

...punchlines are the shit
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Old 02-25-04, 03:38 PM   #2
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i like that man both big l and biggie have the classics them new one's is cool to though
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Old 02-25-04, 07:50 PM   #3
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2pac: " I aint no killer but dont push me, Revenge is like the sweetest jo next 2 gettin pussy
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Old 02-26-04, 12:07 AM   #4
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2pac: " I aint no killer but dont push me, Revenge is like the sweetest jo next 2 gettin pussy


....thats a tight line but that aint really a punchline homie
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Old 02-26-04, 04:46 AM   #5
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^LOL....it's a simile...

revenge is like...
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Old 02-26-04, 12:24 PM   #6
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^LOL....it's a simile...

revenge is like...



LOL good point...
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Old 02-25-04, 09:08 PM   #7
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im about a dollar who the fuck is 50 cent jay z
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Old 02-26-04, 04:15 PM   #8
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this didnt even rhyme.............lol.............!!!!!
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Old 02-26-04, 04:17 PM   #9
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^^^^^sorry posted on da wrong thread bro...!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^some gave me a link
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Old 02-26-04, 06:58 PM   #10
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"My flows is so sick, niggas think I'm spiittin flu symptoms/"
-Cassidy

"My dick like welfare, the whole block on it/"
-Jadakiss

"I spit hot shit, my top lip got fever blisters/"
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Old 03-16-04, 08:31 PM   #11
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Old 03-17-04, 06:26 PM   #12
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First I'll Fuck yo bitch in the click you claim/
Westside when we ride, come equiped wit game/
You claim to be a playa but I fucked yo wife/
Fuckin Bad Boy you niggaz fucked for life/
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DOPE!
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Old 03-18-04, 10:26 AM   #13
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"I dont care if u fan of rap you gon' listen to metal"- Ill Bill
"I got techiques dripping out my butt cheeks sleep on my stomach so i dont fuck up my sheets."- BIG
"Make u C (see) murder like master p's brother."- Vinnie Paz
"You're never gonna make it like kids walkin through antartica butt naked." -imm. Tech.
"All ya'll niggas is big but none of ya'll is ready to die."- Royce
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Old 03-18-04, 01:23 PM   #14
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those are some of the worst lines from good artists
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