Besides myself of course (lol) Id have to say my mans Qwel is the dopest with punchlines... reason being...

"Cant tell if your dick or pussy like topless infants" -qwel

"I know Im an ASSHOLE, you PUSSIES aint even HALF AS TIGHT" -qwel

"Have you scared to drop shit like school stalls with no doors" -qwel

"We could both have sex with dictionaries, but you may never cum in terms with me" -qwel

...just to name a few, theres other cats thatve had some str8 punchlines too.

"Just ask BEAVIS, I get nothing BUT-HEAD" - Big L

(this is classic)>>> "Have ya seein doubles like noah" - B.I.G (obviously)

"Ya styles fallin out, soon you'll be RUNNIN OUTA LINES like FORGETFUL SHOPPERS" - my mans BASH

"I nicknamed ya girl DON KING the way she RIPPIN OFF MY BOXERS" - BASH

...punchlines are the shit

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i like that man both big l and biggie have the classics them new one's is cool to though

2pac: " I aint no killer but dont push me, Revenge is like the sweetest jo next 2 gettin pussy

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GET EM GIRLZ!!!

im about a dollar who the fuck is 50 cent jay z

....thats a tight line but that aint really a punchline homie

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^LOL....it's a simile...

revenge is like...

LOL good point...

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this didnt even rhyme.............lol.............!!!!!
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^^^^^sorry posted on da wrong thread bro...!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^some gave me a link

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"My flows is so sick, niggas think I'm spiittin flu symptoms/"
-Cassidy

"My dick like welfare, the whole block on it/"
-Jadakiss

"I spit hot shit, my top lip got fever blisters/"
-Cassidy

"i aint even light the spliff yet..and already my eyes are 'blood shot' like a 'crip set' "-copywrite

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First I'll Fuck yo bitch in the click you claim/
Westside when we ride, come equiped wit game/
You claim to be a playa but I fucked yo wife/
Fuckin Bad Boy you niggaz fucked for life/
~Tupac~

DOPE!

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"I got techiques dripping out my butt cheeks sleep on my stomach so i dont fuck up my sheets."- BIG
"Make u C (see) murder like master p's brother."- Vinnie Paz
"You're never gonna make it like kids walkin through antartica butt naked." -imm. Tech.
"All ya'll niggas is big but none of ya'll is ready to die."- Royce

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"I knew god hated me, created me, and threw me on a planet thats afraid of me"-Ill Bill

"Hit bongs bigger than indoor pools
On treez like ewoks screamin "Endor Rules"-Fo'tryll

"Ur only alive till ur dead"-Royce 5'9"

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