Introductions to Week 6 & Week 5 OverSkip.

Then, Introductions to Week 7 & Week 6 OverLook.
Enjoy 2v's magazine!

This is a mag for week 5 & 6, made just before Week 7.

I'm forced to completely write the whole thing because a miraculous two people posted opinion sheets this weekend, even though this week we had more people than ever. So I'm going to write the mag, and I'm going to do it the old fashion way, even before mags were spiced the fuck up and made a huge fucking deal. Why would I make a huge fucking deal out of 20 members? I don't know, but it's entirely and highly expected of me. Shall I do it? Of course as you can see, this one is already a bit different.

I'm going to say the exact same fucking thing I've said in all the last mags, except with more words than usual but a shorter sum-up,

All I wanted to know for week 5 was what were the top 5 punches, dopest battler, who fell off the most, battlers who lost or gained respect, most unbalanced battle in skill, battler who looked most like an asshole (someone does EVERY week.), most incosistent writer, writer most likely to win, battler that might surprise everyone, writer most likely to get kicked out next, best voter, most creative writer, battler who bitches the most, and coolest writer, only to top it off with asking if Chris is a biter considering his nearly exact second line being like one from RapBattles.com.

1 a. A Thing Of Hate:
So, guess what? Ransum & Aphillyate are the only two to drop opinion sheets last week, and a certain group of ex-battlers and old acclaimed veterans come in after them talking shit, the certain ones that are known to hate them both. But they aren't trashing R&A, nah, it's me, and my way of writing a magazine. I'm not sure if it's a thing of hate, but I do feel it's somewhat a mix of emotions these select few were experiencing when they said a few eye-catching & annoying words that are no longer in my memory due to my overruling superiority of handling my own league.

The Aftermath..
All their shit got deleted and I'm sure they feel like it needs to be broughten up, so it is. JTR went from laughing at all the shit I was saying & never disagreeing, taking my side, and I've only had one small arguement with Spul in the past, figures, some shit goes down and the angry young-adults decide it's time to pick up a pitchfork and raise defenses. What happened next? Of course, the only most pro-dominant and super-official rule in the Rules thread! 2v got his mother-fucking way, and NO-ONE is going to be able to do anything about it. No super-moderator or Administrator, and trust me, they're active.

Predicting The Future Of The Writer's Hate:
This one's simple. People will continue having problems because we're all crowded together and told to judge eachother as a way of sport. Of course things on the side will happen and you can bet your ass that there will be another situation JUST LIKE or worse, than what happened with JTR. There is nothing anyone can do when rules are broken and recycling is just one of them. Like I said before and I should say here, if you do it ONCE, you have the right to do it AGAIN. - here.

2. Top 5 Punches Week 5.

5. 2v vs. Wicked One
Spaced and ripped but still i show herbs somethin' Stunnin' - it's how to mock,
I'll bust ya lips & take ya bitch just so no words come out when you talk.

4. Blisss vs. C-Bo
dude, no one cares about those records, and me, i wont even start to try
cause C:BoWinning wouldnt even happen if i was programed in your hard drive

3. DJ-Sydm vs. Spektikul & Aphillyate
Damn queers, how's it "Every man for themselves" if im the only MAN here,
Im puzzled.. is this a Handicap match, or a fuckin' battle VERSUS a couple!?!

2. Spektikul vs. Aphillyate
Times up in this league kid, your like the roach of a burning joint..
Aphill's shit, if he dropped a drill-bit he still couldnt make a turning point..

1. 2v vs. don cardyac
Sayin' you can't feel the flow to my raps'll leave you throbbin' or dead,
'Cuz my fists'll keep comin' blow after blow that'll leave Don Bobbin' his head.

Yep. I fucking think mine was the best. And I do happen to think there were exactly 5 top punches of this week.

Here's week 6's!

5. F.oo vs. Aphillyate
Step in the ring, have you praying for bell-air, anything to stay stable,
Fill your face with fists...
.........'Cause Uncle Philly-Ate everything that ever came to the table.

4. Spektikul. vs. SKAAL
^ Your still droppin wack as fuck, how the hell'd you last this long..
Its like SKALL Cena wrestler n dropped shit, before he got to the John..

3. Blisss vs. 2v
i'm in the swing of things now, but people seem displeased with you and your league man
everyone saying shit like, "Manny's overrated!"........ like so many fans in Cleveland

2. 2v vs. Blisss
Gays illegal in the U.S.A. and I'll speak my mind about the racist,
'cuz you opposin' faggot.... Aint a crime, bitch it's a statement.

1. DJ-Sydm vs. Mystic.
Mys' can't stic a punch, Nobody wants to see me in a 'bout with him'
cause if he lasts more than a second its cause the ref had to count to 10!

Barely 5. Had to scramble around and make all the punches compete to get F.oo's. It was an easy choice tho man, luv

So yeah, anyway, I personally think Chris Stylez bit that week. But I'm too fair to remove him yo. There's just so many skeptics with that shit. Anyway, onto "Dopest Battler". Does 2v think we have one? No. Not a dopest. I think everyone has the potential to be dope and just needs to try harder, so yeah, get crackin' betches.

who fell off the most? 2v thinks it's don. nigga no showed like a bitch without saying anything yo. Like he got warped in some wizard of oz shit. anyway, word, hall of shamed. rofl. Oh, and week 5? No one really fell off. People just stayed as incosistent as always going from dope to bad or in whichever pattern they have 5 weeks in. lol.

battlers who lost or gained respect? A bunch of people. In everyone's eyes. I can't fucking tell you this one because this was an opinion thing for everyone to do. Sorry.

most unbalanced battle in skill? 2v's battles. He hasn't fucking tried yet and doesn't plan to until he cares more about beating you. Whoever you are.

Battler who looked most like an asshole (someone does EVERY week.) ... 2v does every week. Always. Someone hates him, always. So anticipate more assholishness of 2v.

Most incosistent writer? It's debatable. Really hard to tell but it's a mix between a few heads.

Writer most likely to win? I dunno? The guy with the best fucking record? Easy question.

Battler that might surprise everyone? What do I think huh? ... Uh.. well personally I think someone who sucks might show some improvement soon. Well, I'm hoping. This is an elevation league afterall and it's coming along nicely, really.

Writer most likely to get kicked out next? probably one of the new guys, or Mystic. lol

best voter? 2v. For mother fucking sure.

most creative writer? I think DJ-Sydm tries hard to think of shit. He doesn't do too bad either most of the time.

battler who bitches the most? Mystic.

coolest writer? F.oo seems to be popular with the lads...



Anyway.. Yeah, that's all my shit for this and last week. Enjoy week 7 and don't let the pussy battlers around you bleed in your space. Peace!