checkin in to this....dont be slouching shlouch...check in and drop a picture....

wow... vida?

ok since we're playing it like this:

cant really diss fine women...but here goes

"I used to get teased all the time in grade school because I was this really skinny girl, but my butt was huge," she says. "I would always be in the principal's office because someone had grabbed my butt and made me cry."

-Vida Guerra

This sight violates me sincerely...
She came for Cuba floating in a box of mangos, when she was about six or so
Turns out shes something a whale shit out and fish net let go
Far from a 'dish', nothing I'd ever eat out and to be purly honest...
Id beat her kidneys till shes reported for her eggs' urine content
Vida's got me quaking in fear, while nations are burried in tears
Its why there's been a peace movement to rid of Guerra for years
You have the nastiest taste, this beast should be in cage, De Im really amazed...
Cuase if I'd see her in my dreams I'd bath in holy water and confess every sin that I've made
I wouldnt be sleeping for days, and thank Shiva Communism and Hindu's dont mix...
Cuase no one would have it worse then the dude who's gotta marry that bitch
For a vivid sense of this scene here, you'd take an ear to a conch
Then duck your head and smell the whole sea in her crotch
When she squats to pee, a cold breeze of terror in the image's involved
The wind'll blow her hair from her face, then get pee on her balls
Shes got a the Touch of Death and Decompose, even lethal at the nose
The bitch exhaled enough air to make that fuckin arch rust and erode
I wouldnt hit it after shots of Everclear, her ass should be serving years
Crack's been worldwide since her g-string now seperates the Earth's two hemisheres
Ass is so big, it reflects light that makes vampires worry and pray
And even signal for Batman from Uraguay during the day
She wouldnt serve well as a pet, dirty bitch doesnt shower and afraid to get wet
Her dandruff can make Global Warming seem like its at a catastophical threat
Vida's surgeon must have PhD's in miracles and small weaponry....cause..
Her Adam's Apple once looked more like Johnny Appleseed's whole legacy
Bitch is sick with disease, this image inspires muse for Guerra's death, its desired news
Biggest crabs arent combing the beach, but inside the thong combing Vida's pubes
Whats the use? you cant fix her problems, this shit aint news dude
Vida rocks a Bunyon an Ox can wrestle and lose to
Never was or will be Playboy material, something no bunny would fuck with
Not even Energizer would promote her size Cees to the public
See my bitch will remain the dopest, while your dream girl's face is hopeless
See scoring runs with cats, when her first base is getting noticed


and its like that..

i like ya skills on photoshop, ya airbrushing is crazy
but ya forgot to airbrush the bush thats still on ya lady
checking ya girls picture, whys her hand infront of her thong?
is it coz she aint got a pussy and shes concealing her shlong?
slouch sits down on the couch with this manly shemale
and does things, things that u dont wanna know in detail
hourlgass figure my ass, looks like u just airbrushed the top half
and look at her jaw! its about as square as a pop tart
well dont for trying, i guess it was hard hiding that mascaline figure
yo sell that freak to the circus, so u can let the cash come in nigga


quick ten for ya...sorry man, i got shit to do..if i can edit later then ill throw in some more bars

uppin for votes...

Vida's got me quaking in fear, while nations are burried in tears
Its why there's been a peace movement to rid of Guerra for years
You have the nastiest taste, this beast should be in cage, De Im really amazed...
Cuase if I'd see her in my dreams I'd bath in holy water and confess every sin that I've made
I wouldnt hit it after shots of Everclear, her ass should be serving years
Crack's been worldwide since her g-string now seperates the Earth's two hemisheres
She wouldnt serve well as a pet, dirty bitch doesnt shower and afraid to get wet
Her dandruff can make Global Warming seem like its at a catastophical threat

vs.

Nothing

Wow, this wasn't even close. Slouch, u had quite possibly the most inconsistent verse I've ever seen. lol. U had a lot of filler, u should have went fewer lines and just used your 16 best lines or so, but u had some really dope shit in there. Earth's hemispheres was my favorite line, that shit was really funny, creative, and hard hitting, good shit. DEFY, even tho u only posted 10, thats not why u lost. U lost cuz ur verse had nothing even remotely creative or hard hitting in it, just a bunch of basic shit. U gotta work on bringing concepts whichi are a bit more fresh.

Vote - Slouch

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Vida's got me quaking in fear, while nations are burried in tears
Its why there's been a peace movement to rid of Guerra for years
You have the nastiest taste, this beast should be in cage, De Im really amazed...
Cuase if I'd see her in my dreams I'd bath in holy water and confess every sin that I've made
I wouldnt hit it after shots of Everclear, her ass should be serving years
Crack's been worldwide since her g-string now seperates the Earth's two hemisheres


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nothing



This battle was def. one sided, not saying like you had no good lines, just compared to them lines I posted none of yours compared.


vote - slouch

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Sorry to freepost, but DAMN! The girl Slouch picked is fine as fuuuuuck.

Fuck Vida. She's old news.

bumpin.........

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vote - Slouch

reason... defy's 10 lines werent good... dunno what the excuse was but the shit didnt hit at all... slouch wrote alot and thats what one he had a couple decent lines no eye openers to me but whatever