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12-21-06, 01:28 PM | #1 | |||||||
The Original Half Ass King
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Who Would Own...
IP: 7C6D 1B8D
...In a battle royal or street fight, whatever...and, what moves would each person use?? Norris, Rocky, Rambo, Arnold or Van Damn?
Vote! * Edit *, I fucked up and it didnt let me put a poll up, dammit! |
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12-21-06, 01:33 PM | #2 | |||||||
The Original Half Ass King
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IP: 7C6D 1B8D
Might have to make some 1-on-1 matches actually...
..such as rambo VS terminator, and rocky vs van damn, etc... |
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12-21-06, 01:39 PM | #3 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: 670E 9063
The 5 guys meet up in the streets...
Rocky see's Rambo and is completely taken aback.. "WHO KNEW I HAD A TWIN BROTHER!" Rambo is the same.. "SHIT MAN!! YOU LOOK LIKE ME!" Meanwhile.. Chuck Norris and Van Damme decide to join forces.. they use their martial arts skills to beat the shit out of Arnold whilst he is busy on the phone doing his Governor duties. Rocky & Rambo get wind of this, and form a team of their own. Sadly though, they both realise they are past 60 and are not as quick and tough as they once were. Chuck Norris runs in with a head of steam and starts beating on Rocky. Rocky does his traditional take shots in the face and then comes back with an immense barrage of hits ultimately knocking Norris the fuck out. Van Damme is like "FUCK THIS!!" Then he calls on the powers of ass movies DOUBLE TEAM and REPLICANT and produces two clones of himself. These three then transform into Guile Mode... flashback to the Street Fighter shitty ass movie and hit Rocky with a triple Sonic Boom attack. Rocky gets sent flying through a wall and his back goes, ultimately he is eliminated. Then the showdown begins... Van Damme (GUILE MODE) x3 vs. Rambo. Rambo whips up the heavy machine gun and uses his special Rambo Infinite Ammo Power and just opens fire and keeps firing long after his three opponents have been wasted. Rambo stands victorious. But then... a leather jacket clad figure steps from the smoke. OMFG!!! IT'S THE TERMINATOR!! "IT IS TIME!" the Terminator says. Then he just walks at Rambo who continues to fire on him, but does no damage really. Terminator beats the shit out of Rambo and then rides off into the distance on his motorcycle uttering those famous words.... "I'LL BE BACK!!" |
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12-21-06, 01:58 PM | #4 | |||
The Philly B LP
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van dam
period |
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12-21-06, 02:18 PM | #5 | |||||||
Banned: Pink Slipped
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Chuck Norris is the only one with actual fighting training.
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12-21-06, 02:23 PM | #6 | |||
Skadoosh!
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Sylvester Stallone trained as a boxer for years.
And Van Damme trained in martial arts in Japan. |
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