sharpen this dudes back wit not just my skill
pencil sharpener commin at ya, bout to get killed
pens,markers,crayons, fuck that its the sharpen
slice ya head off n plant u, ya jus a herb in my garden
my razor skillz slice ya apart, dont even ask whats next
cuz my pencil sharpener will put a whole threw ya text

Next weapon - Computer

BEFORE I DO THIS I HOPE EVRY1 CHILLS ON THE COMPUTER SHIT IT'S BEEN DONE

Well here I go again, the woman with the megahurts program
Just call me the hacker,not a slacker but i sent the spam
It's irritating enough, that ima bout to get rough, and shut you down
Tired of liven off internet porn, with public eye scorn like ima clown
Time for me to send a love note, that will sink your boat,
Open read it, virus you can't delete it, n i just sit back n gloat
It invades your body, like john goddy and the media,
Send you to hell set it up with expedia, looks like i deleted ya

NEXT WEAPON: FIRE

^Like FIRE's never been done... How original you are...
~Bounce~

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Let God speak for the underground Psalm 49 16-17
16 Do not be overawed when a man grows rich when the splendor of his house increases
17 For he will take no thing with him when he dies, his splendor will not descend with him
18Though while he lived he counted himself blessed - and men praise you when you prosper-
19 He will join the generation of his fathers, who will never see the light of life

20 A man who has riches without understanding is like the beasts that perish

Fire:

heat things up, fuck fire my rhymes is hot enough
spit so raw, nasty fuck..makin ya nearly throw up
fucka flame thrower, put me to the test n ill prove
take ya on, 1 on 1, my fuckin flame gun vs you
ill strike first wit silence, wont even know im there
look at ya chest but strike at ya eyes, isually imparred
burned em out, nothin left, just the ashes in ya socket
blind man, now u left wit no eyes cuz they in my pocket

Next weapon - a piece of cheese

Ahh Celestial is a lil fag 'sexier then Speek EZ'//
Watch as I murder this emcee, with cheese//
First I got my needle and my rat poison, inject it//
Kill this rat with the poison, he won't even expect it//
This fake charcter is just a lil jealous he was rejected//
In this whole rap game, and that I am unaffected//

Next time don't forget to leave a weapon!
~Bounce~

Next weapon: As5a5sIn5s' dead body

Assassin think he smart leaving shit as a weapon
but I'll intercept his ghost as it's heading to heaven -
(Hell!) and fuck it up well
by tearing out his guts and dropping ghost with da smell
den I'll make his soul watch, as I cut off his cock
and use it for the target practice shot with my glock
what? unconventional torture? you'd prefer a straight slaughter?
next time leave a proper weapon, else I fuk yo daughter

That's what I was looking to see, he forgot the weapon and the next cat unloaded on him for that. Let's keep the cyphers dope. Thanks for getting my implied message.
~Bounce~

NEXT WEAPON: electric-eel

strangle fags, murder with charged volts
excape this death <-- trust me you wont
once its around ya neck, basically its over
cant stand the volts when eels on u shoulda
they seap in, stop ya heart, ya breath fades
lifes over, cause of eels u wont c anotha day

Next Weapon - Candy Cane

if you see me creepin im ready to attack you/
wrap dude wit the ell and let it zap you//
buzz through ya ears ringin ya drums/
its eletric shock more sever the stuns//
like a tazer of water im usin ta kill you/
let the electric pulse fill you//
so the kid gets a broken neck and dies to/
i fry you so the cops dont recognize you//
6 feet deep enemies is goin under son/
so when that ells power goes out i throw it back and grab another one//

next weapon: broom

Sweep ya ashes up right after this sin
fucked wit the best, knew u couldnt win
fucka flow, my broom will beat ya ass
its true, step up and youll get smashed
wacked on the head, come back for more
you'll get fucked up more then hot whore

Next Weapon - Pink Pencil

I Could Kill This Cat With A Fucking Pink Pencil...
I'll Use This Weak Thing As My Killing Untensil...
So He's Famous Here? The Fuck? I Only Learned His Name This Year...
Plain As Queer Dress Cel Up In Nike To Get His Brain In Gear...
These Bars Dismiss Your Malevolence, Fuck Me? The Hardest Missiles are Celebate...
This States The End Of Cel's Relevance Like Mass Producing Artificial Intelligence...
This Wack Bitch-Herb Think's He Sexier Than Speek EZ... (user title)
His Wack Ass Rhymes Are Like Decaying D-Bris...
He Steals All His Rhymes From The Movie 8-Mile...
It Looks Like Mr. Cel Is Out Of His Stial... (his name = celestial... cel-stial style?)

Next Weapon - Aluminum Foil (if it has been used already... credit card is next weapon)

EDITED FOR WEAPON!

Young the king of this rap shit, nigga i'm royal
i'm known to wrap niggas up in aluminum foil
swipe you through the machine like a credit card
you've been decline, man you far from a rap star
but me, these lyrics is made to spittin
Black, stay low like laden, when i'm hittin

next weapon: extension cord

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the reason i eat emcees is because i'm hungry


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niggas get ready set an appointment for the mourge/
i give niggas shock and choke um wit extension cords//
what comprehension for if you cant understand im perfect/
i plug it in ya ass and make ya brain short circuit//
it aint worth it for fags ta fuck wit my rhyme/
i leave ya head fryed hair lookin like einstien//

next weapon

garbage can

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this herb is spitting like he is da fucking man...
bitch, i beat u over da head wit a garbage can...
his location is where the money is, ya, i bet...
i merk this dudes ass, even though this is the net...
his only bling bling he gots is from a gumball machine...
your punches bounced off young like a trampoline... (eek)
i have a good closer, but your ass deserves worse...
so, ima finish this off with: 'PRACTICE YA VERSE'...

Weapon : straw

EDITED AGAIN FOR WEAPON! FUCK!

NAh that is niggih that spits all off topic/
But I'm here to merk him wit a straw, aight I got it//
Gimmie a straw and I leah you fah dead/
All I do is take the end of the straw, and put it through the back of ya head/
Or tempt me not and I'll put it through ya neck/
Wach ya shit bleed and spill, and you'll be droppin in a sec./
This bitch tried to make it difficult, by givin me a simple straw/
I done merked a cat wit a straw already, what else is new dawg//
And when I'm done ther will be no trace of any evidence/
I'm so fuckin psyched out, I drink out the straw, at yo residence//
Next time gimmie somein a lil more subtle/
That way when I ease you and you drop, paramedics dont huddle/
All they be thinkin is how professional is this man, he killed with a utinsil/
I've never seen this before, the best was a stencil/
Nah before I go I'm give some body a topic fah you to get
If you nice, you can you'll leave no trace, of the weapon you merked wit//

*Edited for clearity
~Bounce~
Next Weapon: A hand made cocktail bomb W/ Nails as shrapnel.

Wtf dawg damn

wut shud i do wit a cocktail bom pour myself a drink..
Cuz o drop boms out my mouth when i start to think..
Im explosive.an im dope your just hopelss.
an this whole occasion aint worth it....
Half these wak are wak tailz..
wtf is cocktail bom wit nails a shrapnel.


Weapon:Hypnotic Blunt WRAP