Tha Q asked me to set this up.

EVERYBODY:

-UNF- has just won! CONGRATULATIONS!

He's been on Tha Q's nuts more then anybody else. He has just gotten his mic in the mail because he elevated the most (code for "biggest dickrider")!!

So, fuck that, SEASON 3 SIGN UPS START RIGHT NOW!

Voting council - (sub par dickriders, trying to elevate in my eyes.)

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Contestants - (compete for riding Tha Q in your sign up)

1. KOOL COL-B
2. Invektive
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10.

How this work is there are two teams, and this is NET MEETS REALITY. (It may sound like Apexx's idea, but his shit is BORING (mainly because he said he wouldn't let Tha Q participate) and so anyway.. it goes like this IN ORDER.

Tha Q separates the teams. Tha Q sends the prize to the best dickrider. Then, the two teams compete still thinking they'll get the prize for like, 5 weeks. Then, after the real winner is announced, Tha Q will apologize and set Season 4 Sign Ups (GET READY FOR THAT SHIT!) After all that, you may try and argue with Tha Q about how much of a bitch he's being but he, ThatNigga, and now UNF will say you are just hating on him and that the real winner did not win because they didn't need to elevate (code for not dickriding enough, or in most cases, not at all) and so therefore the prize got sent to somebody who was eliminated previously (though not really, because they're friends with Tha Q and dickride him massively).

After that, during the next season's sign ups, you will sit through of reading 10 pages of people arguing with Tha Q, with him using the same excuse over and over again. Then, the new battles go up and it will all start over again!!

SOUNDS FUN, DOESN'T IT?! THE PRIZE IS A MIC OR $75, SO REMEMBER THE PRIZES AND COMPETE HARD!!

..Q, pm me if I forgot something.

*DIES*

This belongs in beef threads, cheese face fax machine lookin nigga

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Nah, this is Season 3 Sign Ups.

sign me up i guess, and can i git an erly sign up fo season 4? werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

Pm Tha Q. You may have to dickride him extra to reserve spot (which would also mean you'd be closer to winning, so I guess it may work out for the best).

also
the best way to dickride tha q
is to ACTUALLY dick ride him
or vice versa
goodluck, Colby

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LMAO....*signs up* word....i love entering fixed tournaments that Tha Q runs...

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Dat looks like a sign-up 2 me, yo. But he wud prolly take up 2 spots LMAO.

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Alright, updated. If you were smart you'd start pming Tha Q now to get a head start on dickriding him. AIM, PM, ANYTHING. You have to start early, as the prize gets sent out right after he separates the teams.

Let's get some more sign ups.

True. Pm Tha Q for his address for the guaranteed victory (unless he's still busy with ThatNigga and UNF)

I don't know. If he really thinks that he has this tournament in the bag, he just needs to sign up.

Alright, I'll move this to Beef Threads to avoid breaking the rules that I enforce.

Sign ups anybody?

omg @ 2 spots. rofl lmfao.......... merkface time yo

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