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LBL Special Event Battle – 17th April 2006

Appocolyptik

vs

Nick Fletcher

This battle was one that was hugely underrated at the time. Appocolyptik and Nick Fletcher had beef with each other at the time, this made it all the more interesting. And the battle was pretty much illness from both competitors the full way through, yet for some reason it went unnoticed and didn’t even get battle of the week in the magazine. Yet while it was slept on at the time, this battle was dope and both dropped nice. Who dropped nicer? Read on and see.

Battle Verses

Appocolyptik Quote: Originally Posted by Nick Fletcher This battle becomes apocalyptic, as this pussy runs in fear.. ..he see's me and it's just Armageddon......the fuck outta here!! Wtf at you being banned from voting in all Spektikuls battles AND being named after a guy who makes bows and arrows? But fuck it, it's past time I whored you once and for good. Some say I'ma bigger loser, but it's little more than a hunch When YOU bit a line off a hillybilly band... & then tried to call it a punch Maybe you got skill, after all you're named as respectable But then we both knew you'd 'mount to something... it's just a shame it was Spektikul My drops leave carnage and blood, so don't even start with me bud Cause the only good Fletcher in your town works at the archery club Some think I'ma lose this, so in the predictions I'm pretty fucked well You're a tough nut to crack... but your careers always been in a nutshell Mimesis would whore you all over, so all in all you fucking suck jew Cause you must be a Fat Bastard when even Austin Powers above you Just be happy I'm showin you a good verse, so cut straight to the thankings Cause last time you came with a sharp drop... …It was to the bottom of the rankings Quote: Originally Posted by Twizted Fuck lookin' up dresses for cleavage, role model? shut the hell up 'for I get pushy Look we all know every kid looks up to Lay D... in attempts to get pics of pussy Quote: Originally Posted by Nick Fletcher I’m a smoke this drag queen, yeah.. the secrets out my son Yeah, whilst I’ll fuckin’ lay D – he just dresses like one. Don't talk bout stealing lines, or I'll slash your jugular good n' true I'd give you a Twizted line across the throat... ...but you'd only bite that one too The fuck makin me match his lines? Playin by this fags rules is shitty But with Nick we expect to see a bitch move... the fuck out of his city So maybe you beat some newbs, but ya got nothing to show bitch Cause yeah you have a huge record... n' a fuckin vinyl player to go with So what at your achievements, it's doesn't mean you'll best me Why you proud being top vet on a site that has 5 decent textees? Owning FL means nothing, bitch I'ma still leave you broke worse Cause you've managed to have 100 battles, and NEVER drop a dope verse No wonder he's rarely crew leader, it's hard to respect a geek Last time Nick was Chairperson... he started collecting seats I wreck the week, so come against me I'll soon waste ya & Turn your face into such a ruin... it could be the setting for Tomb Raider Some predict Nick'll win, but hypothetics make things worse Cause the only Nick'll involved in this is the value of your verse Don't pretend your dope, we all know you're just callin a bluff & I'd leave you worse for wear... but your fashion style's awful enough Batwoman was an evening gal, she'd come out till darkness finished You could call her a lady of the night... just like every bitch you've been with Nick ya got no life, it's been something that's already said I mean you were offline for a week, n' everyone thought you were dead Lets end on a simple note, cause all your punches hit soft We're done trading blows... and I'm feeling fucking ripped off

Nick Fletcher Quote: Originally Posted by Vaskez, a while back in PLL Peeps'd rather watch football than this ho rapping, his hits are never felt I'ma deal a Loss to this lesser whelp, so peeps can see the NFL Quote: Originally Posted by Appocolyptik I'm sure we're both Football fans & it shows in his writing, hell Cause NF's already in his own league... always followed by the L Wow kid, I heard about you, knew you was one for stealing the show Although, I never knew you stole concepts – that were used fucking months ago . . Check it, I’m looking for full frontal nudity, but yo I don’t roll with fags, But I’ll say, I see Apo’s lookin’ good… when I’m browsin’ playboy mags Fuck that man, you requested me but seriously kid ure weak Although you drop lines half-ass – its voters who turn the other cheek Enjoyin’ ya self bro… hell, I am.. I’ll beat you just for more fun So instead of drownin’ you in the Creek, I’ll just smash ya fuckin’ head through the Dawson!! Straight kill yo ass little bitch, realise this is the end, you bum And in minds you won’t be cemented, you’ll just be buried under some Check, Apo’s callin’ on a genie. Dude needs 3 wishes to beat me first, But you don’t gotta rub ish – u done achieved that with your verse Ayo, this battle requires high specs dude.. but who makes the class? Not me, I tried to meet specs for this – but he’s already whooped ure ass The stars are aligned, ure luck is in… and still kid, you ain’t ill I read ure horoscope…… only to scope out ure horrific skill Beatin’ me, get real… Appocolyptik – I’ll make your world end After I deliver the big foot… and I don’t mean ure sasquatch of a girlfriend Word is she’s a bit of a beast, and takes no shit from this quack Yea, Apo was hittin’ that every night, until the bitch fought back!! . . Now Apo’s switched to Demon Pyrokronix.. my god he’s the man!! But I’ll still spray DP all over the shop, like a fizzed up Dr. Pepper can Stupid fuck!! With two names, ya just twice as wack on this board And I don’t mean how both names entered that tag tourney, ………And both names got FUCKING WHORED!!! I’m a smoke this drag queen, yeah.. the secrets out my son Yeah, whilst I’ll fuckin’ lay D – he just dresses like one. I’ll rain down blows on ya country, watch me rip ya nation And you can experience the downpour – like ure financial situation You from England huh, but you won’t rep the flag today The only red cross you’ll be seeing, is when the paramedics take you away Challenging me to a grudge match, HA! I’ll be settin’ this trend Man, Pyro’s idea of a fucking grudge, is a Japanese girl with split ends You poor bastard.. and that literally is the case Cuz the only papa he’d ever know – ……is if someone were to pop a cap in his face Apo’s got tools for being pussy, so when I shock him with a 1,000 volts He steps back and turns around… then grabs his nuts and bolts. DONE.

Battle Summary

This battle was raw as fuck, yet it got slept on in votes as well. However the votes it did receive were spread across both competitors, and in the end Appocolyptik ended up barely winning this with 4 votes to 3.

Check the original battle thread HERE.