1-2 Punchline League

Mag #1 Week 6


Holla For a Dollar, Fuck For A Buck

Just wanted to say hello to everyone, i'm your local Coca Cola dealer and i'll be helping Stubb's write mag's, mod, and think up fresh and good ideas. I hope that if any of you have any ideas that you think would make this league more interesting, feel free to pass them on. This league is a pretty dope and fun league, its like why do a regular text battle and write 30 lines of fillers, instead of just getting to the good punchlines? Hope all of you stay in the league, stay active, and most importantly ALWAYS vote.



Last Week's Battles

Uprentis vs Herculean

Both now show, go figure

MegatypezRaw vs Bakkie

Both now showed, which sucks, beacuse i've seen Bakkie active on R/B. Hopefully someone will show up, or they'll just get booted.

LyricalFlowz vs Crossfire

Both no show, who'd a figured

Johnathon vs Young Kiddd

J takes the win due to Kidd no showing.

Gkillaz vs Alpha

Gkillaz ended up getting stomped in this match up, Alpha is in another class compared to Gkillaz. Hopefully dude can learn from the better battlers on how to drop fresher concepts that connect much better

Sobe vs JTR

JTR takes the no show win. Fuck Sobe

Finland vs Final

This was the most akward thing i've seen in a while. Both guys check, no one drops. Good Job guys.

Battle of the Week:
Champ Match: Adam vs Coke Dealer

Well, Adam swayed the votes good enough to get the win. Than signed out of the league. Asshole.

Bob vs Fly-E

Again, a battle where one person is just obviously in another class compared to his oppent. Fly-E though is learning and improving alot. So props to him.

NT vs SnoCap

This battle, although the voters said was one sided, wasn't as one sided as they said. SnoCap in my opion won the battle, but NT got more votes, so props to him.

Caustic vs LP

This battle was pretty dope in my eyes, wished more people would have voted on it, and given them a better chance to get a real winner. Caustic ended up winning by a slim margin.

One Way vs Stubbs

This was a pretty sub par battle, i thought One Way came pretty dope. But Stubb's punches, i felt weren't really all that great. Stubb's can compete with almost any one in this league, but you could tell that One Way is just better.

Power Rankings: The Top 5
1. One Way
2. Bob
3. Caustic
4. Coke Dealer
5. Alpha


Most potential

SnoCap

I know that alot of people have been hating on him, but i think thats just becuase of the beef that he's been starting with alot of people. This guy can drop fire, and i think once he starts going on this site, you'll all see that he is dope. Good luck Cap.



Welcomes:

Bronze Budda
E.C.
Mokey Barz


Predictions
Heavy: Adam vs One Way--if adam shows, than Adam
Light: Final vs Alpha
Fly E vs LP
MegatypezRaw vs Gkillaz
JTR vs K Stubbs
Bob vs Coke Dealer
Young Kidd vs Sobe--Double No Show
Sno Cap vs Finland
Bronze Budda vs N+1
E.C. vs Monkey Barz






Top 5 punches

One Way
5. I hope its not your pages and verses you turned to ash
Cause there are environmental laws about burning trash

Sno Cap
4. not to be fucked with, so dont take me softly
He a MARK, just "dot eyes" "N CROSS T"

Bob
3. you in the dirt, like a worm, I'm rampaging through the fescue
feel the pain as I contain this lame insect... annelid can't help you

Alpha
2. People been talkin and words been goin round.. but stay stable
Cuz I usually either fuck ya bitch in ya rumor on the kitchen table


Adam
1. Coke can try and hit me, but I bet I'll bust him and he chokes,
'Cause I've always Won-21, Dealer just gives BJ's out for votes.