A case of entrapment -- this bitch's askin' for it,
So watch as I take your words down, make a report, and score it
Straight F's for "fuckin' stupid", except you're never fuckin', just stupid,
A million monkeys on typewriters saw, but they're too smart to do what you did,
You say his idol is his verse, but your verses are just idle,
Don't write a denial, they're vile -- shut your pie-hole.

Yo, did anyone else notice that this guy is a homo,
c'mon dawg, we know u wanna do some gay porno;
This niggaz so fat his pants is bustin at the seems,
He must've ate too many fuckin Boston Baked Beans;
Dont noone rep fuckin Boston anyway,
except u an Benzino, an ya'll both fuckin gay,
Philosopher Queen, should've thought harder bout ur rhymes,
How u ain't said shit in 6 lines

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Zach

If u can't respect that, ur whole perspective is wack. - Jay-Z

This wannabee cant read the instructions
Its 6 lines pussy so try and make that shit function
This muthafucker gets a miniscule hard on at luncheon
With his apple pie he fucks with his midget erection
When your nude, alone in front of a mirror and on your knees
The only hope you got is the front page of the Daily Sleeze
I think his insight to into male infertility
Shows you've had experience and your source has good reliabilty
But dont worry, just dont mind me
Just try and explain it to eventual wifey!

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Rural Thug

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=1054469#post1054469

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Diallo..

Give me a D for my resturant service..
Because when I Serve newbies they do vomits..
My lyrics lash out on victims sending hits like atomics..
Setting the stage and wipin Diallo like I was a dominatrix..
and Dominate this herb with my scripts..
This kat got only 12 post..and he's trying to diss the person above
your impotent swings couldn't even penitrate threw a slut...

Bio Chemist must've mixed some wrong shit,
U can find him under a fat roll on Pun's dick;
Dawg how long it take u to think of that fuckin quote,
or some nigga said it while u was givin him deepthroat;
Put the mic down, dawg, your not worthy,
I got blind furry, to hit u in the eye an make ur shit blurry;
"Insane Dick suckin lyricist''?? bunch of fuckin clowns,
my flow could get u so high, you'll never come down;
Why u tryin to battle when u know u just suck,
I'll kill u wit no remorce, cuz "I Just Dont Give A Fuck"

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Zach

If u can't respect that, ur whole perspective is wack. - Jay-Z

Zach Da Ripper, on Pun's dick strapped like zippers
Atractin wiggers, we stashin triggers, cashed in figures
We Rap in blizzards like rapid rivers, slashin quicker
Relax and shiver, sit back and quiver, whip action delivers
Clever hitters never quitters, scared forever jitters
prepared letters simmer, mail getter givers
Zach Can't make bail if his skill is fa sale, drill'em wit nails
Thrill'em wit grails, holy images in his grill tll he fail
Tryin real hard but none'a ya rhymes make sense
I got dat nickel plated and u say u gone take cents?
Nothin but a bum, i stuff'um witta gun, bluffin he's my son
I wouldn't even deem him that, told da motha fucka ta run

How u gon' post on me, when u just straight suck,
All the people readin that shit is like" What the fuck??"
Conversion??... to what??... A fuckin fag??,
Sorry I had to be the one to tell you your moms a hoebag;
U dont know what u got into when u stepped to me son,
U'r shit is wack thats why your record is... 0 and 1;
I dont even think u understand what the fuck u just said,
U need to go back to high school or just go back to bed;
Or u could go back to hustlin an doin crimes,
Whatever u do, dawg,please dont write rhymes.

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Zach

If u can't respect that, ur whole perspective is wack. - Jay-Z

Kid please my above first was just a little taste
Of how i'd rip you wit one punch in little haste
You come at me like I'm really the whack One
Your lyrics cry they wack like your a spoiled brat son
Let me deploy the action, bring you down off your high horse
I'll put 18 holes in ya bitch ass like you was a fuckin golf course
Fuckin wit C was your chioce....Now its me that gets to rejoice
I enjoy, playin cats like you like toys, men, back down ta boys
You PM me to tell me you wrote more wack shit in the cypher?
Let me crack you upside ya dome till the blood need'a diaper

The Tion

conversion, you aint shit your verse is lyrical constipation....
i masterfully manipulate your sexual orientation....
you might wanna grab a medic, i just made you a patient....
haz hits you with more sound waves than a rap radio station..
i destory your feeble rhyme and force you into hibernation...
only way you could win a battle is with 1000years of elevation...
they call the way in just ripped up your verse devastation....
for once you didnt choke before rhyming its a transformation...
i find motivation in my skills, i've just posted nothing but relaxation..

to conversion...

how long do we gotta wait for this 'conversion' to happpen
cos ya got me laughing! with the idea of you on a mic rapping!
it'd be like a 1 armed man and his attempt at clapping
except he'd get respect, youll get like ya battles, a verbal slap'n
so if ya mapping ya future, on cypher, no one likes ya!
ya bad writer, ive seen snapped elastic thats fucking tighter!......

As sure as flowers bloom, Deva's gonna consume...
Disses from my 6 lines, so ya know he'll be wilting soon.
Women don't love ya, why ya gotta lie to us like that?
When burgers and ice cream, are your keys ta being phat.
Don't need publicity? Too bad, I'm makin ya famous, kid...
Cuz neva eva, Deva, not for a minute, think ya not stupid.

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Merkings will occur Monday thru Friday, 8 am thru 5 pm, C.S.T.
For my convenience, not yours!

Dissin a broad like that you must be a homo/
You the type that put his "penis" between his legs yo/
You dance for faggots, rhyme for drags, you a hoe/
You spit like I.....will....mur...der..you.....rappin in slow moe/
Bitch ass, gotta name he call himself, born to kill/
Niggih you aint Michael Myers, you can get you shit filled// Holla mayne

Yes, there is a dick between my legs, and your it's biggest fan...
Thanks for noticing, now wipe ya chin, and get off ya knees, man!
Dynasty soldier, means ya fight for the right ta watch TV.
Late night soap opera, ironically as outdated, as this fake G.
WTF? Ya ain't West Coast nor East Coast, ya mid west, ho...
No coast at all, and no talent, wordplay, punches, or flow!

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Merkings will occur Monday thru Friday, 8 am thru 5 pm, C.S.T.
For my convenience, not yours!

You know you right, ya dick is mines biggest fan/
Cause its so fuckin small, you piss n a bottle cap undastand//
And dynasty Soldier means I'l merh ya ass,"while you watchin TV"/
Wipe the blood off ya lip,beat that ass ,you right I aint a fuckin G/
"WTF", bitch ass words from a bitch ass nigga yo/
Come correct when you fuckin wit a Dynasty Soldier hoe/