MC CRAP-BILITIEZ DISS

WATCH ME ROAST THIS LITTLE BIIATCH ONCE AND FOR ALL



I'm a TEACH~YOU-A~LESSON, Verbal HEAT-TO~IMPRESS~HIM, it's a DEFEAT~YOU~REQUESTIN'I'm a LEAVE~YOU~IN~DRESSES//
Push my FEET~THROUGH~INTESTINEZ, Standin-Alone i BEAT~CREW~IMPRESSIONZ...Believe~U~AINT~GUESSIN//
who this "New" FACE~IS...you RACIST....Stupid White Boy...wanna~Be tha NEXT~EMINEM?...ya only ABILITY is ta DRESS~FEMINEM//
and you can't even call yaself an MC...Bitch you a DISS-GRACE...at THIS~PACEya Soul will be MISPLACED//
...Oh, so i only got 6 post ON THIS SITE...so That MAKES~ME~WACK,i got better thingz to do, than have these FAKES~BE~WACKED//
why are you Jelous Fellaz?...i brought tha PAIN, i mean, i just CAME~TA~THIS~SITEstay in tha GAME i put my BRAIN~IN~THIS~MIC//
saw my talents wit' cha "JELOUS-ASS"...try ta Diss me like it's Mandatory or AUTOMATIC, nobody heard ya wordz it was LOST~IN~STATIC//


i'll make ya feel better and become a GHOST~TA~YOU

nothin' Left ta say dog...I~ROASTED~YOU

That was an awesome rhyme!

shotta wit ya lame ass lines u neva gonna get a deal
if u gonna ryhme please no jokes come at me 4 real
u one of them funny style dudes that play wit ya self
im the type a nigga thatz movin wait off the shelf
see oh boy i got keys in the kitchen
got this bling bling from pitchin
and this thing thing on hip bitch
so gimme ya dough dough
ill let u know know when a rainy day comes
nigga ya whole crew is bums
im in a coupe and my roofs the sun

shit u aint got time/
to make any good rhymes/
im the one wit the real talent in this fucked up world/
because i get all the mothat fuckin gurls in this world

Jokester talks about time and talks about rhymes
but he comes out with wack shit
some Dennis the meniess shit
never think you got game
Im the one with all the fame
I don't claim
to be the best
I show you wit this test--
tament of rap lyrics
that rake your brain
I take all names
and then I take the girls
to my dressing room and show then no shame.

hey agressor your lame/
u should go walk the walk of shame/
i know your style its all fucked up the way i murder u in the west nile/
u wanna see the tru meaning/
faggot u would never believe/
im the one who yull see on t.v/
and it well hit u oncve u come back to reality

2pac 'n' nas are shit they can't rap
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2pac 'n' nas are shit they can't rap
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ALL U RAPPERS ARE SHIT I RULE

i aint got a beef wit no one on here, so ima do one about someone i know in real life....

kerry look at u size 9 shoe//
ur soo big if u fell u'd cause an earthquake//
little bitch wanna joke about me, bitch look in a mirror before u speak!//

ur soo damn ugly when a guy looks at u he thinks u be a horror movie!!//
u buck toothed, slut wannabe ur 16 for gods sack lose ur virginity already!!//

BITCH watch out for tht pin!! it could pop tht ballon ass of urs//
little slut, go stuff ur face.....oh wait i forgot u already ate all the food in brighton and hove! oh great//

wtf was that shit, a free rhyme poem? i think u need a therapist bro, or an english teacher, one of the two, cause you got issues in one of those areas, i just can't tell which...

**mumbles**...... something about a size nine shoe.....so confusing......**

I GOT A DISS!!!! I GOT ONE!!!!
ITS ABOUT ALL THOSE LITTLE FAGS ON AOL CHAT LINES TRYING TO HAVE CYBER SEX WITH 66 YEAR OLD PERVERTS IN DISGUISE!!!

omg dude. i know who that man is
hes that girls dad, whats her name? oh ya, candace
well kids that what happens when a mouse is what you brandish
and the thought of getting laid through a computer screen alone was outlandish!
just a little advice for the future
when lookin for pussy (whispers) ...you wont find it in your computer...
hormone overload, look at this chicks name
no one could lie to me, she gotta be 16 like she claims
when in reality its 66 year old men, pretending to be a dame!
its a sad world people, and you have gotta learn one day
even old aging men have gotta get some play

thats not supposed to be a grammy winning rap, dont tell me im elementary, i know it was....