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Old 04-16-07, 09:45 AM   #1
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How to be a perfect man

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Rofl there's about 135 things on this list



5'8” and taller
Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
Handsome
Muscular
Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
Good sense of humor
Dimples
Cute laugh
Sensitive
*Affectionate* in front of friends
Gives me lots of attention
Outgoing
Popular but doesn't know the whole state
Friends with my friends
Nice smile
Straight teeth
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
Pierced ear(s) if any
Not too many tattoos if any
Likes to cuddle
Likes to party
Takes me out
Makes me feel wanted sexually
Grabs my hand to hold
Kisses me unexpectedly
Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
Has a good job
Tells me he misses me when we're not together
Makes me laugh
Open minded
Is a really sweet and nice guy
Holds doors for me
Opens car doors
*Romantic*
Likes all type of music
Likes going to the movies
Talks to his friends about me
Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
Gives massages without me having to ask
Plays with my hair
Makes me feel needed
Isn't TOO nice
Tries not to argue
Apologizes for when he does wrong
Says what he's feeling
Isn't after sex all the time
Has a car
Has a dog
Has a family that likes me
Compliments me
Is tan
Isn't needy
Doesn't curse all the time
Wants to be with me as much as possible
Comes over unexpectedly
Wakes me up with a kiss
Same age or 3 years at the most older than me
*Trustworthy*
Patient
Likes to shop
Isn't too needy
Has good manners
Doesn't smoke
Occasionally drinks
Athletic
Is on time for dates
Calls back later when he says he will
Lives close to me
Wants to meet my family
Treats me like a princess
Has a cute butt
Good kissable lips
Good kisser
Good memory
Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
Intelligent
Has direction
Creative
Likes everything about me
Committed
*My best friend*
Respectful
Mature
Persistent – Hard working
Likes walks on the beach
Likes just staying home sometimes
Writes me songs/poems
Likes to dance
Has a sexy voice
Cooks for me
Likes to show me off
Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
Likes to take pictures
Flirts with me in public and in private
Puts up with my mood swings
Comforts me when I'm sad
Doesn't say “sorry” all the time when it's not needed
Sticks up for me
Likes animals
Sends me flowers for no reason
Ignores my imperfections
Surprises me (good surprises)
Doesn't ever yell at me
Likes picnics
Likes to clean
First to say I Love You
Listens to me
Smells good
*Doesn't lie*
Likes kids
Makes me the center of his world
Not in trouble with the law
Isn't a goody-goody
Doesn't stare at other girls
Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
Doodles our names on paper
Likes to draw
Leaves notes on my car
Let's me go out with him and his friends
Will hang out with me and my friends
Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
Gets jealous but not too jealous
Dependable
Doesn't hang up on me
Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
Calls me cute pet names
Isn't conceited
Isn't a penny-pincher
Likes sports and going to sports events
Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
Doesn't play mind games
Doesn't just think about sex
Cares about world issues
Doesn't make me cry
Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
Isn't shy
Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
Not opinionated
Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
Can spell


lmfao I highlighted some of the spots where it kind of confuses me. It's not THAT bad of a list just some thing are a little weird
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Old 04-16-07, 09:55 AM   #2
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Let me condense the list for you. How do you be the perfect man?


BE YOURSELF.







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Old 04-16-07, 09:55 AM   #3
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If I was the perfect man, I wouldn't want to be with the selfish fool who wrote this list.
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Old 04-16-07, 09:56 AM   #4
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Lmfao both of the posts in this thread are ingenius.
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Old 04-16-07, 10:03 AM   #5
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Girls are crazy sometimes, this list reminds me how insane they are. My gf got mad at me just a few hours ago for not hating some scumbag that kissed her unexpectedly. I said I forgave and understood him, and she told me I should have got angry at him, or at least badmouthed him behind his back to her... wtf.

Sometimes women are more trouble than they're worth. Except angela. <3 I miss her
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Old 04-16-07, 10:05 AM   #6
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That's soooo weird, most girls usually say men who get mad at that are jealous and possessive. More confusion I've seen cases where BOTH responses to that situation would have been wrong.
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Old 04-16-07, 10:19 AM   #7
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Well, I guess everyone is different. You just need to find a good girl, then you'll be alright. Does such a girl exist though?

My idea of the perfect girl is a girl version of me, but with female traits replacing the male traits, and uniqueness replacing my uniqueness. Preferably a hot asian with that lmao. But seriously though, think about it... How awesome would it be to have a gf that was completely on your wavelength? My current gf, like shes cool and all, I love her, but I dont feel like we are on the same page, mentally.

<3 angela though.
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Old 04-16-07, 10:21 AM   #8
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I don't actually know if it's possible in america. American women are completly different than women outside the country. It's conditioning I guess. I don't think the woman I'm looking for is american, most likely somewhere in africa or south america
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Old 04-16-07, 10:24 AM   #9
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and why would you want to be with someone that controlling and sociopathic?





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Old 04-16-07, 10:36 AM   #10
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I don't actually know if it's possible in america. American women are completly different than women outside the country. It's conditioning I guess. I don't think the woman I'm looking for is american, most likely somewhere in africa or south america


I have met one such girl in australia, she is half filipino half english. Her personality and understanding of shit is top notch, shes great to talk to and stuff... But she kind of lacks in the looks department. I know looks arent everything, but I would want a girl who at least looks decent and isnt ugly. This girl is ugly though... Im friends with her, but it won't be anything more.

Angela is beautiful though

OH and I just remembered, I used to mail back and forth with one girl from japan, she was good looking and such a great person. Like seriously one of the best people ive ever met, then she disappeared. She went to her uncle's farm or some shit in hokkaido and we never spoke again. I know where she lives though, so if I ever end up in japan im going to look for her.

So yeah, they're out there... But they're very rare.
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And when you find one, you want to either believe it's somehow not true, or point out one flaw in her so you can deny to yourself that you finally did find her, because at that point you know if you fuck up, it's going fucking suck.

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lol @ imperfect people asking for perfection in others.


Can you say, "IRONIC"?





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If I was the perfect man, I wouldn't want to be with the selfish fool who wrote this list.


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perfect woman... makes me food, has a fat ass and doesn't talk more than what is neccisary.
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the rest can vary dramatically
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the list repeated the "isn't needy" twice...maybe 3 times...think they're trying to say something?
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