Originally Posted by Shadows Edge

This junior high crew, still doing lunch recess n nap time
… no wonder their hardest punch is just a flipped Dr. Seuss rhyme
Call this the next school slaying, but hey at least y’all got your fame
Kinda sad…
These kids, still playing superhero, but they got some goofy ass names
LI, call yourself The Elevator…. “that’s the only place they hear my song”
Call Kuniva the Battery Man, the way he say “it’s Li Ion (/I on)”
Check their biography title - Kuniva and Li: A Fairy Tale… of sorts
And now we on the topic… I’m about to make a long story short
Yo Kuniva…
This cat cop my punches and think he got a “freestyle”
Worst sig ever dog… even your crew don’t think your worthwhile
No wonder, when you got half the posts in the complaints forum
I’m blacklisted already, next someone get a restraining order for him…
Who we kidding… this cat queerer than a bill worth five dollar
… and posting his verse in green so he can pretend he a man of color
Come with Cochran and still can’t connive a (kuniva) win
… not when your album worth less than the wrapping it arriving in
You drop shit? Take laxatives till you sick, and still no bowel movement
Come on man…
Your father beat you with the ugly stick… and got improvement
Even worse, check his girl… wait LI hasn’t posted any pics
Man… these cats worse than a game of hoops at the special Olympics
Try as they fucking will, they just can’t get their balls to drop
Defeat me? Better luck getting Niagara falls to stop…
Cats such lightweights, picking up the mic leave their wrist bone cracked
Got throwback album… hand it out to fam and it gets thrown back
Just got shown whack, won’t show they faces till eyebrows grown back
They skills a known lack, just can’t come hard… like they got a torn sack
Bars so lightweight they curling them to elevate… and still failing
Wait.. let me get this straight, how you hard if my mic check got you wailing?
Sometimes it just hard to tell… which is the bride n which the groom?
These cats are way ahead of their time… cuz they can’t help but come too soon
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, its time to publicly announce
LI, your ass is worth dick… because its what’s on the inside that counts

Originally Posted by E Looch

L.I Can Write Bars On His Forehead an couldnt Make Head-Lines
Could Pass For Bustas Aerobics Instructor way ya Stretch-Rhymes
Lines Requirin Higher Court Rooms L.I considers my Verse-Appealin
The Type to Cripple Ya Sense of Touch jus to Hurt-Ya-Feelins
Double Dutchin wit Gats as Ropes Kuniva quit Jumpin-The-Gunz-B
Tradin Bars With You Like Laxatives bet i give you a Run-for-ya-Money
Ponderin-Stats Complexity's Dilemma Fuck A Beene no Quandary-Raps
Scared to Throw in the Towel like Paranoid Peeps in Laundrymats
Got L.I Sweatin Bullets Perspirin Shells through His Skin-Pores
Kunivas battlin Wit Alzheimers he dont know What Hes In-For
Even If Kuniva Had saL.Iva Couldnt Spit Hot Shit If He Refined It
Put Out Of Order Signs on yalls Brain To prove yall Closed-Minded
Admit Defeat Scared To Come Out Ya Shell like Shook Terrapins (turtles)
Dressed The Odds Of Victory In Lean Clothes Ya Chances Wearin Thin
Moron i Aint Losin Kuniva Sharkin Names Nothin But A Meek-Biter
Your vo'CAB' is rollin on "flats" i think you better RE-TIRE (retire)
Weak Faggots Like Kuniva Get Their Persona's-Faded
Write 'Wednesday in Punctuations' So Ya Loss Is A-Comma-'Dated' (accomodated)
Looch got the "Element" of battle while you continue to 'Bore-On' (boron)
like "Dummies Usin Facial Cleansers" L.I's merely an 'Oxy-Moron'
Strike Kunivas Vision Wit Precise Incisions Despite Predictions
Got This "Pussy Fearin My Bars" Like Paranoid Dikes In Prisons
How L.I Gonna Flow When Im Cloggin Ya System Like A Blood Clot
Tryna Get Ya Brain On Track But Im Wreckin Ya Train Of Thought
Couldnt Make Not 1 Top 10 List And Now Kuniva Wanna Get Upset
And Like Careless Tight Rope Walkers Ya Career Depends On The Net
Just Leave These Fake Rappers Motionless Like A Manicin
L.i Readin My Verse Hyperventalatin Hopelessly And Panicin
Knowin A Win Is Uncontrolable Like Addin To His Pokemon Collection
I Think Ya Face Is The Reason Ya Parents Started Usin Protection
Except It You flows sound all the same like The voice of Ben Stein
I'll Put Ya Spine On A Calender And Place Ya Back-Into-Time

Originally Posted by L.I.

SPIT AGAINST SHADOWS EDGE

Nickname goin round the site for you is 'easy win provider'...
Cause from day one on this site you stated yourself, 'im a dick rider'...
You talk a lot of shit for being 11 and 7 and no hotness comin out of your pen...
Although you try to call me an herb you didnt hesitate to place me in your top ten...
This fool is a joke, an act, sayin he gone act a fool and pull his lead...
People know your wack, thats why not even one person posted in your crew thread...
Follows me around, PM’in for votes, poking me like a cactus…
This cat idols me so much, hes been place on stalker status…
You cant merk a merker, learn the facts, and stop battlin the vets...
Cause we elevated cats leave your rhymes smoked like cigarettes...
This bitch gets the attitude that he can tell the newbies bout whats essential...
Than hes got the nerve to brag bout gettin in my crew, when i put him in strictly cuz of potential...
This white cat try rappin wit shaggy hair a bent brimmed hat...
Your skill level is jus like a soda thats been open 5 days, FLAT...
This was any easy win and i bet he wants more so im up for another round......
Finished him off in 16 lines and placed him where shadows cant be seen, underground...

SPIT AGAINST E LOOCH

Bitch you ridin wit a crew thats unknown and will stay that way...
If your the hottest in their crew than they bout to lose their heavy weight...
You think because of his cockiness, it’d be like goin up against a pro…
This bitch gets one win and he be like, ‘autographs afta the show’…
Runnin aint your protocal? Shit protocols have been broken in the past...
Put this one down in hoistory and label it, The Beating of E Looch's ass...
This bitch think he can write complicated lines that all emcees dig...
He's a fuckin dumbass, he cant even make a correct hyperlink in his sig...
Your rhymes have a similarity with European soccer, over played...
Hey your rhymes and your avi have sumtin in common too!, poorly made...

Originally Posted by Anxiety

One verse per emcee from me, wheres number two though?
well i added up their skill and i just made uno
E Looch? posted up pictures in mugshots of his air soft gun
Obviously frontin though, cause he wouldnt dare pop one
shadow, if we replaced the great wall with a picked fence
ur post count would still be higher, when have u been here sence?
this is an awkward combo, like Peanut Butter and Tacos
for talkin so much shit shadow, u sure studder alot bro
after i drop, both already sayin "we lose"
cause ur team's got shadow, mixed with e looch
u aint a vet, compared to me wigga u only a "shadow"
but no one knows the name of any competition u had though
E looch, challenging me, did you even think bitch
Strobe, can we get this battle changed to a pinkslip
And i know some of yall niggaz think i cant take down e looch
ur right, i cant take down someone that can be seen through
up in my hip hop talk forum, claimin he's number two on the site
shit, that really made some thunder brew in tha fight
Shadow, do u fuckin love me, u follow me around thread ta thread
you all wet? cause i heard when u nervous you wet the bed
Got L.I. and kuniva, aka the mothafuckin "dynamic duo"
ur goin down with the ship, like the titanics crew bro
E... Why the fuck ur bitch ass rydin with royal sickness
we dont worry bout u, u just annoy us like an oil drip bitch
Not that shadow's got alot better taste with headphone
u needed luck in this battle, but got the short end of the wishbone
E Looch, ya Weak Dude, next time think who you speak to
motherfucker been here over a year, but it seems like week two
if u two switched post counts, maybe u wouldnt be the joke of the site
u two been workin for days, and i just wrote this tonight
you both are midgets, and on this site records dont mean shit
ill start this cause thats the best time, like taken a green hit