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Old 12-01-05, 08:40 PM   #1
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Best Text Battle - October 2005

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Mimesis and 9th Degree vs. Jack The Ripper and Appocolyptik

This battle started out as a great match up in the semi finals of the Tag Tournament, and ended in a great battle. Mimesis and 9th Degree, two of some of the top text battlers on the site, was up against Jack The Ripper, another respected text battler on this site, and Appocolyptik, who is another skillful text battler that goes by Demon Pryokronix on RB. This battle started out with conflict right at the start. Mimesis and 9th Degree wanted to go 16 lines each person, but Jack The Ripper wanted to go more. So, thinking he'd set the line limit, 9th Degree posted a few days early, with a 16 line verse. However, on Friday Appocolyptik posted a 18 line verse and Jack The Ripper posted a 26 line verse, and denied Mimesis' request to shorten them down, as technically the rules allowed them to post that many. So, Mimesis took a quick look at the rules, and with the realization that the maximum lines per team was 60, posted 44 lines. Both teams came with some great verses and it was no surprise that this battle took this award.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimesis
This must a be joke.. fucking faggots.. damn, you are some lame gays
I mean who else thinks it's still fresh..
..to fill WHOLE verses with nameplays
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Jack The Ripper.. you're trash, I'll tell you why aren't going any farther
You're best battle here.. involved getting your ass beat by my partner
Punches are harder.. quit holdin back, you got nothing harnessed dude

HeyKalashkinov: Give me some shit on JTR.
Word Sizzle: He used one of my lines.

But I just don't see how Socrates went from ill to fucking garbage too
Dope? Sorry dude.. haven't done shit elsewhere, RM, b-boys, NEITHER
But now that I think about it,
..You haven't done shit here either
See that you're trash.. a fake with gay wordplay, bringing all the doubt
Man, If I had wanted to battle L.I.'s raps in '04 I woulda called him out
Fucking carbon copy.. saying I'm garbage?.. Man, I'ma lay the hurt, kid
Plus, I'm the same dude you kept AIMing to check out ALL of your verses
Worse then shit.. spits are trash.. ha.. we all know this whore is in last
And I'm not talking about your last name,
When I say Farnsworth more then your raps
Pourin that wack that shit.. and fuck your alias too.. you'll still lose, kid
There hasn't been a successful Theory since the days of Isaac Newton
Bye, I'm cruisin.. and rapverse is getting better.. starting to rattle heads
Ride the movement? Kid, last time you ended up in L.I.'s old battle threads
Same style.. but you act cocky, so when i get votes ill be seein em count
You only got a fat ego.. cause you got every dudes beef in your mouth
For real, yo.. and I seen you and my family.. thinking your talking now?
You did hit on my sister.. but then even she fucking knocked you out

Fucking faggot. You missed the part in the fucking conversation where she fucking blocked you. Remember that part, faggot? Yeah, you didn't do shit.

Check it,
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Don't think I forgot about you Demon.. punk ass.. I'll straight cap ya, kid
Cause you'll get it TuPoc.. and end up EXACTLY like the fucking rapper did
Demons are known to be evil.. able to kill everything.. man, many could
...But it's not a surprise that they've never been known to be any good
Coming from RB.. something to prove? kid, I won't swing and youll still duck
But transferring sites doesn't change the fucking fact that you still suck
You're fucking done.. for real, give me the win cause I'm maiming ya hoe
I just don't see how I'm AIMing to win.. while you still AIM me for votes
Fucking faggot.. I asked around about you too.. I'ma still be ownin ya, kid
It's just hard to diss somebody when they're already known as a bitch
Your spits are ridiculous.. I know you're a fag, now you got nothin to lose
Cause never in my life have I seen a fucking Tik pass on sucking a dude
It'll be over soon.. I'll move on.. but don't forget you're just a wack gay
And I would say you sum bitch, but I have no problem using Jack's name
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You faggots is lame.. wack to, all of your verses are still touchin the sign
But you two can put together a Round 3.......decent punches combined
Fucking for real.. Ain't hard to see that you fags are still toyin the queers
You may blow my shit out the water,
Cause your careers been in the toilet for years
And you're going to stay there.. but go all out, dont stay in the darkness
Man, just throw every fucking punch you got.. straight into the garbage
There was one shocker in this battle yo.. just to show you dudes is worse
I'm just surprised that BOTH OF YOU didn't ask me to review your verse


Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree
These dudes got glued together, with hopes of dropping a harder verse
So we'll see 'Lyp stick..
...and for once, it ain't in his partner's purse
I'll bomb first, then grab blades when you guard your ugly face, kid
And put more cuts on your arms than a Cash Money bracelet

Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree
Don't talk about packin' metal, a working man's the main deal
And as a working man myself, Iron more than you could steel!


Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper, one week later
Jack is ripping fools and straight up bacon this pig
Cuz Iearn the win while you just rock the man in your sig


Always bragging about your "fresh style", damn guy you're flawed
Only kid on RV with more flips than Empire's job
God, Canada's finest? I'm just starin' like "how, dude?"
'Cuz you're worth-less, and I'm not comparin' our countries monetary values
Speakin' of which, you're just a poor bitch, house in a crude state
Livin' in such a beat box, Biz Markie could be your roommate
Too late, your Darth Vader account can't save you in a sure way
Though you're all about using the force...d wordplay
And as for your meta's, they never really grabbed me
You couldn't Connect a 'For with a job at Milton Bradely!
Bow to the fuckin' king, till your head hits the ground and pokes in
'Cuz Jack fell down...
...but never earned a crown to be broken


Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Acts like he fathered my style, but maybe truths in what the whore'll say
Cuz Degree did raise me so fucking good
...my dick stayed hard for days!

Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree (Paul) and Jack The Ripper (Laid Back) on MSN
Paul says:
I'm 'bout to give you a big personal for our battle man, but I need some concepts
Laid Back says:
Word, who you up against, i'll think of some shit.


Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree later in the conversation.
Paul says:
If by that you meen a major lack of concepts, then yes, these past 3 months alone i've been surviving off flips and old concepts, lol


Looks like Jack's the only who noticed, & it's no surprise son
When you do the math, you'll see played is 9-D
...percent of what his verses are comprised of
Hop off my nuts, Jack'll leave you with a long face
And of course he gun d/r me, I always got a 9 on my waist
Ya straight? Hardly, you on everyones dick, trust I seen it B
So when I say you fucking soc
...I mean that literally
Talks to MY girls on msn, your no pimp, just a fruit, G
Cuz not even math teachers think your acute degree

Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree and Jack The Ripper on MSN during KORV
Paul says:
I'm having major writers block right now man.
Laid Back says:
Lol, yo, just use a Jack in the box line.


Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree in his next KORV verse
This battle's a waste of my time, so instead of crackin' your clock
I killed you online, now have the admins put Jack in a box


9th brags about being king, but you'll never really defeat me
Cuz dude, you had to use MY lines just to fucking beat me
Dummy keeps asking for concepts, never knows what to say
So i'll drop Degrees quicker then thermometers on cold days


But fuck 9th, Daedal, it's time for you to get ripped son
Cuz like the Spurs, i'll break through D and leave ya Pist-on
Fucking cons, i'm beating Mime and acting like a whore abuser
So i'll start dropping these Jurasic lines and leave mimasaur loser
Complaining 'bout how wack RV voting is, but it's funny when...
Your the same bitch who complained 'bout votes when Spul beat ya on RM!
I'm past them, my weopons'll have ya'll under the saw
And i'll smack D so hard you'll be left in wonder, bra
Dope? Nah, I hate fakes like you, just a frontin' hack
I aint insulting my verse when I say D's lines are fucking wack

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimesis' sister (ILuvUrMilkBelly) and Jack The Ripper (Jaw Show Awe) on AIM
Jaw Show Awe: So did you miss me
iluvurmilkbelly: hahaha you KNOW IT
Jaw Show Awe: Ya I missed your sexy ass too
iluvyourmilkbelly: how do you know what I look like?
Jaw Show Awe: you showed me your myspace remember, I said I thought you were fucking hot...
iluvyourmilkbelly: oh ya, I remember, duh


Fuck your so damn wack, you deserve a whipping fool
Cuz when I say Mime-sis is fucking hot!
...i'm talking 'bout your sibling dude


Quote:
Originally Posted by Appocolyptik
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fracture
Frac'll fuck you up, wipe ya memory and then snap ya mind
And with all the corn in your verse, I'm obviously way pasture prime


Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree
How'd you ever get to the championship? I mean the fact is
I grazed through like half your battles and couldn't get pasture wackness


I got Jaws of steel, you don't want me in a fight cuz
My bites fracture... almost as much as that line does
I guess you never prewrite, coz you're obviously this stage
Coz the biggest rhymebook you've ever written
Is the URL to Fractures page
My class is A, but I guess you’re down on your latest luck
It ain't a gamble writin u off, cuz your punches are Vegas fuck
Every emcee gets booed once, it ain’t nobodies fault
So when shit hits the fans… you’ll get locked up for assault
Fuckin dolt, win this? You'll never meet your wish
And if the world is your oyster, no wonder we've stopped eatin fish
Jack helped you win KORV 2, so why the fuck are you boastin foo?
I got the spirit of wins but you've got the spirit of text
When JTR's ghostin you
I'm coastin through, but s'obvious your faggot ass is queer
Coz if Mim told you to put a cap in my ass, you'd try n' ram a hat up my rear
You've been a fuckin bum for years, and streets are ya fate
And when girls go for broke, is the ONLY time you'll get a date
I'll leave ya mind wrecked in state, and you sure ain't causin fears
& Your actually proud of bein king of a site RB, RM AND B-Boys have whored for years?


In the end, Mimesis and 9th Degree won and moved on to the finals.

Congratulations to all four of you.

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=211778

Last edited by Mimesis : 01-14-06 at 01:19 AM.
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