Battle Rules:

6 - UNLIMITED Lines
No Crew Votes
No Recycling
No Biting\


TRUTH: BATTLE VERSE TO MADDRAPPER

when asked if i'll battle u i plead "no contest"//
cuz ur no contest, so jus put it ta rest//
i could say it a hundred ways, but i like that best//
like ya girl's breast, when she wears no shirt, no bra, jus my nautica vest//
slide my dick up n' down her chest, n' when its time ta bust she know its time ta digest//(((GULP!!))
aint my fault, there comes a time when every bird flys away from the nest//
she says ur too controllin', she feels oppressed//
n' by the other shit she says, im not impressed...//
by u, or anyone in ur crew, come ta my spot n see how real men do//
i know ya hate me cuz im the reason why ur balls is blue-lately//
but i got some good news, u gunna get her back theres jus one catch...ya gotta raise our baby//
when it comes to rap battles bitch u still a virgin//
the only time ya name gets mentioned is when u talk in 3rd person//
all that shit u talk is just a diversion...//
to hide the fact u more WHACK! then Sosa's bat...the corked out version//
ya dont need alex trebec to know who wins this battle, it aint trivia//
im so "sick" after i gave ur girl this dick she left my crib wit clamitia//
n' aint even got that shit...no doc could explain that shit//
i guess im jus too "ill" for the world's own good//
and to this day ur girl still wonders how i twirl my tongue so good//
if ya ever drop an album i'll use the insert as toilet paper//
there wont be nothin but "shit" on it so thats the only way it'll "make paper"//
after this drops ur net career gunna be a disaster...//
all ur posts seen as jokes, then u'll really be a "mad rapper"//
and i aint even gunna use a knock out line, that'd be unfair...//
so u choose how u die, insert the line right there>>>_____________//


MADDRAPPER: Battle Verse to Truth

TRUTH I will fill your dome with silicone make your brain
Bounce like rubber just and ounce of blubber no skills or aim
Intimidate your girl and eliminate her world when my cock
Hurl in your bedroom keep her head tuned as the mattress rock
Far as cock a plenty there find juice anywhere including your kitchen
Your whore was itching so I left candies in her panties no more bitching
She’s satisfied now, coochee was fat inside kapow! Moaning and groaning
This jerk is a waste even in the workplace employees hurt your face stoning
It with pay stubs you stay scrub in this millennium rage making minimum wage
TRUTH you have freak issues best keep tissues because you can’t type fast
You shitty so wipe your ass and dry your nose because I oppose your hype trash
This guy is graphic like high traffic your pathetic verses are moving slow
While mine energetic like nurses improving my flow just a feuding hoe
I’m meaning prostitution you need a cleaning solution for your ass hole
“Oh no did you fart dawg? “Yeah” “then your whack art fog up the site”
In rap you’re drastic disgrace put your lyrics in a plastic case and dump them right
In the wastebasket no major flavor it has no taste or fantastic lines you just a termite
Eating wood, TRUTH you can’t write straight you’re a lightweight so you can’t hit
Hard just a misfit retard wearing boxing gloves getting knocked out as a nitwit
Your type lost getting hit wit a right cross down and can’t get up unconscious misfit
TRUTH you just a nerd getting served I’ll lay a very stable drop right on your tabletop
While your girl flirts for dessert, look son like the newspaper I’m able to swap
Off your all your articles for small particles of cartoon ads your whole style is slop
TRUTH if you want to be hot you should restock your vocab it crawls like a crab
No glamour in your grammar I’ll hammer your mainframe with big words from the lab
Leave wig absurd and stab you with a knife like highlander leave lightening afloat






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