Intro

Whack weak. Nothing else to say. If you ain’t gonna show, don’t sign up. It’s getting annoying as fuck now.

The LBL Cypher

Mad whack cypher. It came down to two single bars, so I thought I’d give them both the win. Get at me about whether you want a win added or a loss removed. Check it:

Roger Glocks came with this:

i'll repeat. untold came to speak n droppin that heat
your verse is like 365 days dawg...its more then just week

And Sonny Dimebags dropped this:

This cat aint a hustla,if he ever pitched out the yay
call me old age,the way im taking his grams away

Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. DaTrusHurtz (12-0) vs 2. Roger Glocks (10-3)

This battle was alright, but nothing special. I was expecting a loooot more, but it was just kinda average. Glocks dropped first and his verse was alright, he had a bring the bags out line that was nice and a fabulous line that was nice. DaTrusHurtz had a super smashed bar, that was the only bar I was feeling outta his whole verse. So yeah, kinda below my expectations. But Roger Glocks won 4-2 to end DaTrus’s record and become the new and 8th ever LBL champion. Props to Glocks.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Untold (10-5) vs 4. John Hensley (5-0)

Untold no-showed. John Hensley won.

5. Wordz Ahgod (8-3) vs 6. Gon' Murk (1-0)

Double no-show. Both lost.

7. Te Ora (3-1) vs 8. Sonny Dimebags (11-6)

Decent battle. Te Ora dropped first and he dropped pretty decent. He had a sonny side up bar that was cool, and a ponder the lake bar that was fucking dope. Maaaad ill line. Sonny dropped and he came a bit better though. Just more consistent overall. Hit a chick from the back bar was nice and out of this world bar was tight as well. Sonny got this 6-0.

9. JTR (18-8) vs 10. Trey MethodZ (3-2)

Eh battle. Trey came with nothing. JTR came with nothing, but he had better nothing. JTR fed about 6 times as well. JTR won 6-0.

11. serbness (1-1) vs 12. Stanza (4-7)

serbness no-showed. Stanza won.

13. ab0ve (1-0) vs 14. Da Saviour (1-0)

ab0ve no-showed. Da Saviour won.

15. Flagrant (1-0) vs 16. Flash (7-4)

I wasn’t feeling this battle. Both had like 1 good bar, and that was it. Flash had the broken down and beaten bar, that was cool. And Flagrant had the flash-streets bar which was tight, and tighter. So yeah, Flagrant got this, it was pretty close in voting though, and he won 6-3.

17. Faime S. Quotez (2-3) vs 18. D.Stroyer (0-1)

Faime no-showed. Dstroyer won.

19. TEF (0-1) vs 20. Jo$hua (0-0)

Josh no-showed. TEF won.

21. VLAD (0-0) vs 22. Euthanize (0-0)

Euth no-showed. Vlad won.

23. Wyte (0-0) vs 24. Tony Brown (0-0)

Tony no-showed. Wyte won.

25. Chrit (0-0) vs 26. -ThaMenace- (0-0)

Chrit no-showed. Menace won.

Top Punches

Theres no point in dropping for this battle... cause your face ill be eatin
N judging by ur verse there no point for a voter
.......................................Cause its already broken down.. n beaten

9. Flash vs Flagrant

heroes have to hide there identity, they dont want to alarm the police
so this guy really IS like flash, there both afraid to be seen in the streets

8. Flagrant vs Flash

u'll never lead in the votes.. it's clear i'll wreck this fake
last time sonny side up..... was eggs on my breakfast plate

7. Te Ora vs Sonny Dimebags

Fuck this herb's rhymes, he dont belong in this game,wit that shit
his flow wouldn't be out this world,if he spit as his first name flipped

6. Sonny Dimebags vs Te Ora

N' ya sputterin' as I'm gunnin, n' bitch u'll stutter when runnin'
Ur gettin' super smashed so bad, mario n' his brothers are comin'

5. DaTrusHurtz vs Roger Glocks

Can't fuck wit dis pimp,the way I sex up tricks is pure an intense
last time Te hit a chick from the back, he had to swap insurance

4. Sonny Dimebags vs Te Ora

dawg ya chick is trash... you must be bored fucking that ass
cuz Hurtz has to bring the bags out like a Rental car crash

3. Roger Glocks vs DaTrusHurtz

Your going for Butlers record? this will be your toughest obstacle
his tittle run was Fabolous until he meet a Glock n went to the hospital

2. Roger Glocks vs DaTrusHurtz

i'm here to drown ur career.. and son the longer u take
jus means the longer i think, whether to leave u in the ponder the lake

1. Te Ora vs Sonny Dimebags

Verse of the Week

Roger Glocks

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^ ur last 5 battles.

3 battles u found em biting a line...
one was a pic battle
....and another used a aim convo

need personal's to win?


Search for material cuz I never bite or stole lines...so fetch D
n I wont take anything u say personal cuz I doubt you'll have any
So keep digging for them. none of your punches stiked truth
his fake personals 'missed me so much'
..dawg its pathetic, move on I dont like you
JTR n Taverez both beat you. so im confused Hurtz
the voters thought ya verse stayed at Holiday Inn
...cuz it acted like it was a good verse
I wont diss ya horse face. cuz im a nice guy, a gentlemen ina rhyme
if your g/f is ur backbone. then dont worry im not fucking with ur spine
dawg ya chick is trash... you must be bored fucking that ass
cuz Hurtz has to bring the bags out like a Rental car crash
left you bruised up. shit will make you feel weak in the least
when ya body is a Temple.
....the college football team always getting beat
your mother isa cool girl n I will leave you floor'd with shit u ignored
Da?
^^ say this 2 times real quick..... ok? n guess what? im yours
I mean its cute you found somebody. but it's getting ugly stupid
cuz ur girls pussy looks like a Gang...dawg, you shouldn't even got into it
Watch out this Weekend! cuz this kids about to spit out his cranium
and his verse will bomb.. so he wont be allowed ina football stadium
Your going for Butlers record? this will be your toughest obstacle
his tittle run was Fabolous until he meet a Glock n went to the hospital

2nd – DaTrusHurtz
3rd – Sonny Dimebags

Battle of the Week

DaTrusHurtz vs Roger Glocks

Roger Glocks

http://community.rapverse.com/showt...ght=datrushurtz
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http://community.rapverse.com/showt...ght=datrushurtz
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...ght=datrushurtz


^ ur last 5 battles.

3 battles u found em biting a line...
one was a pic battle
....and another used a aim convo

need personal's to win?


Search for material cuz I never bite or stole lines...so fetch D
n I wont take anything u say personal cuz I doubt you'll have any
So keep digging for them. none of your punches stiked truth
his fake personals 'missed me so much'
..dawg its pathetic, move on I dont like you
JTR n Taverez both beat you. so im confused Hurtz
the voters thought ya verse stayed at Holiday Inn
...cuz it acted like it was a good verse
I wont diss ya horse face. cuz im a nice guy, a gentlemen ina rhyme
if your g/f is ur backbone. then dont worry im not fucking with ur spine
dawg ya chick is trash... you must be bored fucking that ass
cuz Hurtz has to bring the bags out like a Rental car crash
left you bruised up. shit will make you feel weak in the least
when ya body is a Temple.
....the college football team always getting beat
your mother isa cool girl n I will leave you floor'd with shit u ignored
Da?
^^ say this 2 times real quick..... ok? n guess what? im yours
I mean its cute you found somebody. but it's getting ugly stupid
cuz ur girls pussy looks like a Gang...dawg, you shouldn't even got into it
Watch out this Weekend! cuz this kids about to spit out his cranium
and his verse will bomb.. so he wont be allowed ina football stadium
Your going for Butlers record? this will be your toughest obstacle
his tittle run was Fabolous until he meet a Glock n went to the hospital

DaTrusHurtz

Its our first match, Trus vs. a fake incredible hulk
I've never faced u before... but neither has a bitch with a pulse
U need LOTS of help, u've come wack with the drops that i've seen
Glocks can AIM all he wants...but still has no shot in the league
Never been top dawg, u want this bad n' u'll show me
Ur real focused on a title, but Ritalin won't get u a trophy
Don't worry about bein' the champ, n' I know this is fun dude
But #1's just a number...
... kinda like ur value to 1-2
I like lots of heads in my league n' I hope that u've sensed
I ONLY invited u, to give dope heads a fag to go against
Ur no gangsta, n' bitch I know that u aint' thuggin
U came from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood...
...n' fuckin' stole ya name from it
Fuck it, ur in 6 leagues, braggin writes where u been
I hear losing makes u stronger...
... n' u signed outta the hardest league that ur in
Ur a fat bitch n' ur greedy, so Trus has a theory
U commit so many cardinal sins, it got u into the world series
N' ya sputterin' as I'm gunnin, n' bitch u'll stutter when runnin'
Ur gettin' super smashed so bad, mario n' his brothers are comin'
U had a classic battle here n' I saw that u've blown it
Ur like the Arizona Cardinals...
...people only come to see ur opponent

2nd – Te Ora vs Sonny Dimebags

Predictions

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (11-2) vs 2. John Hensley (6-0)

Glocks hasn’t been dropping great at any of the 6, yes apparently 6, leagues that he’s been in. And obviously being in so many leagues is a factor. But Hensley will capitalise on that, and win the title. I’m pretty certain. Hensley to win.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Sonny Dimebags (12-6) vs 4. JTR (19-8)

Should be a nice battle. Will be pretty close as well I think. JTR didn’t drop great last week but that was prob cos of his opponent. I dunno if he’ll try hard here either, as he said he was signing out soon. So for that alone, Sonny will take this.

5. Stanza (5-7) vs 6. Da Saviour (2-0)

Eh, awful battle. I’ll take Stanza winning this.

7. Flagrant (2-0) vs 8. D.Stroyer (1-1)

Flagrant is just better. He didn’t drop great last week but he is better.

9. DaTrusHurtz (12-1) vs 10. Wordz Ahgod (8-4)

I left Wordz in on his request. DaTrus should win this if he shows and tries a bit though. I doubt he’ll no-show but he prob won’t try.

11. TEF (1-1) vs 12. VLAD (1-0)

Vlad will sweep this easily. TEF is nothing. Vlad to win.

13. Wyte (1-0) vs 14. -ThaMenace- (1-0)

Wyte is just way better. Wyte will win.

15. Te Ora (3-2) vs 16. Trey MethodZ (3-3)

This should be decent. Onesided though. Te Ora needs to up his consistency however, as he always drops a dope as fuck line and a couple of other decent to nice ones, then he drops some whack or played stuff. Like he’s had the number 1 punch for the past 2 weeks, but has only won 1 of those battles. Te Ora to win.

17. ab0ve (1-1) vs 18. Flash (7-5)

Flash will win cos ab0ve will no-show or not vote.

19. Joe Native (0-0) vs 20. Cal (0-0)

Joe Native’ll win cos Cal will no-show.

21. Wicked One (0-0) vs 22. Cocaine (0-0) vs 23. JR Gotti (0-0)

Triple no-show.

5 Battles To Watch

1. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley
2. Sonny Dimebags vs JTR
3. Te Ora vs Trey MethodZ
4. N/A
5. N/A

Top 6 Power Rankings

6. Te Ora – I recruited him from another site and I’m glad I did. If he carries on battling he’ll be dope.

5. DaTrusHurtz – Lost to Glocks this week, which might of killed his motivation. But he could win the title again and he was unlucky to not break Butler’s record.

4. JTR – Dunno whether he’s gonna try, but when he does he can be dope.

3. Sonny Dimebags – Is one of the few talents left in this league, and he’s pretty much the only one I know who I haven’t seen in other leagues. He’s a nice battler and could very well be in the champ match next week.

2. Roger Glocks – Hasn’t been dropping great, and is in too many leagues to try really hard for any particular one. Beat DaTrus pretty comprehensively, but he’ll lose to Hensley which is why he’s power ranked second.

1. John Hensley – Yep, he’s above the champ. But Hensley seems to be pretty fresh, he ain’t in many leagues and he’s better. So yeah, Hensley will be champ next week.

Outro

This league is pretty much void of talent. It’s sad how far it’s fallen. There’s not much to say really. I’m gonna try and get some prizes and stuff added, hopefully that’ll motivate people. Peace.

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=243116

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