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Old 01-09-07, 10:53 AM   #1
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RapVerse: The Series (EPISODE 003)

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That's right bitches. Due to the fact that I won't be here to put an episode up next week, I thought I would give you next week's episode.......NOW!! So feast on this shit motherfuckers, because it is all you are getting for now.


Last time on RapVerse: The Series...

The limousines pulled up outside of Front Lines and it was revealed that they were shuttling several old school RV Citizens back to town. Two in particular were Austin Cheese and Nos Aussie who had come back for one purpose, to ReLaunch RapVerse back to the cheese sandwich it used to be. With the help of King Nicolas Solo III... and a bit, well not really... the duo managed to convince Governor Strobe to put it all on the line in a battle. Governor Strobe got annihilated by Austin Cheese, but using his power he had Austin disqualified and took the win. However, Joe Kronix was lurking and he had to power-slap someone, unfortunately for Strobe... he was the victim. But, before celebrations could truly begin a crazy looking Mexican along with a ghetto motherfucker smashed into Front Lines.........


And now...

The LBL Hosts...

RapVerse: The Series

Episode 003
"A Very......'Mexican' Episode!"



Starring

N.Tavarez as Burrito Tavarez
The legendary drug-running Mexican son of a bitch. All the old school RapVerse Citizens know him, and all the new blood know of him. Any drug you want, he can get. Its just pretty hard to get a hold of him because he is constantly paranoid that immigration is coming to get him for jumping the border.

SPuL as Spulacious-D
One of the most ghetto ass motherfuckers to ever step foot in RapVerse County. He is the ghetto sidekick of Burrito Tavarez and is always seen rolling with him. He has a reputation for his fast mouth, but if you fuck with him he will unleash the DEATH JIZZ BITCHES!!


Also featuring

Feeble Minded as Mr. Feebs
Don't let the name fool you, his Feeble Mind houses some of the most impressive brain power known to man. He is originally an RB Citizen, but he migrates to RapVerse from time to time so he is cool. You can recognise him from the tubes supporting his "Feeble Mind" and the LLL Heavyweight Title that will seemingly never leave his side.

JTR as Jack The Ripper Reincarnated
Oh yes, RapVerse's resident serial killer. No whore is safe from the wrath of this bad ass motherfucker. And no joint is safe should he get his opportunity, the only thing that satisfies this bitch as much as killing whores is getting high.


With notable appearances by

Appocolyptik as Joe "Powerhouse" Kronix
No doubt, his reputation precedes him. Motherfuckers are gonna get power-slapped... and you ain't even prepared for him if he goes into Beast Mode.

Nick Fletcher as King Nicolas Solo III... and a bit
Word, the fucking crackpot is still rolling strong on that cripple scooter. Beware the beating he shall put upon thee with the royal cane.

Mimesis as Austin Cheese
Still eating them cheese sandwiches and still fucking tossing fax machines. You know that shit. And you ain't seen nothing until you see the Titan Fax Machines he pulls out when he gets really angry.



Episode Three Opening Credits
http://s122.photobucket.com/albums/...e003Credits.flv

Click the link if you want to see them. And if anyone knows the proper HTML Coding so I can actually have them play on this site in the post then that would be cool. Till then, just make do. These ones were specially made for my non-mexican mexican friend Nelson.

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Old 01-09-07, 10:54 AM   #2
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Act I

RapBattle Valley - Abandoned Store


It was late at night, and somewhere in RapBattle Valley at one of the various abandoned stores a drug deal was going down. The infamous Burrito Tavarez, the legendary Mexican drug-running son of a bitch was in attendance with his ghetto ass sidekick Spulacious-D. Tavarez was always staying hidden as a result of his paranoia that has him believing Immigration is after him. And what better place for a RapVerse Citizen to hide than in RapBattle Valley..... THE LAST PLACE YOU'D EXPECT TO FIND AN RV DUDE!! Heading up the collection of random nobody RapBattle Citizens is the leader of their group.... MR. FEEBS. Sat in a wheelchair with tubes running into his head to keep his "Feeble Mind" from shutting down altogether, and over his shoulder is his LLL Heavyweight Title.


FEEBS: So, are we going to do this or not?

SPULACIOUS: Sure, just as soon as your friends stop riding each others jocks.


Of course, Spulacious-D was referring to the group of RB Citizens behind Mr. Feebs who weren't bothered about the deal as they were too busy dickriding each other.


BURRITO: Pinche Mayate! Let's get down to fucking business, eh!

FEEBS: You got the stuff?

BURRITO: Pendejo, of course I have.

FEEBS: Lets see it.

SPULACIOUS: Hold up there old man river, we wanna see the cash money first.

FEEBS: Don't you trust me?

SPULACIOUS: Nigga, I don't trust anyone until I see them dollar dollar bills in my hands.


Mr. Feebs clicked his fingers and one of the dudes behind him pulled his dick outta some other guys ass and brought over two briefcases. He popped them open to reveal that they were full of cash in the millions. Spulacious-D and Burrito Tavarez eyed the money up with pleasure.


FEEBS: So, are we good?

SPULACIOUS: Actually old timer, we're thinking that we're just gonna take this cheddar and blow. I mean, lets be real for a minute. Whats your old ass gonna do with so much heroine?

FEEBS: That is none of your god damn business rookie.

SPULACIOUS: ROOKIE! Oh, its on now motherfucker! I'll send your ass back to the home you fucking rolled out of.

FEEBS: You best hold your boy back, before I slap him back to the 3rd world country he was shipped over from.

BURRITO: Both of you shut the fuck up, eh! Why you always gotta draw the racial cards man? Now look, Mr. Feebs...... it ain't nothing personal holmes. But, we don't do deals with fucking RB bitches man. So, just let us take the money and there'll be no trouble.

FEEBS: I can't let you do that.


Mr. Feebs clicked both his fingers and SHOCKINGLY... the RB dudes behind him stopped riding each other for once and pulled out 9mm Berettas ready to gun down both Spulacious-D and Burrito Tavarez. The two didn't look worried though, in fact they actually had smiles on their faces. Burrito gave the nod to Spulacious who grabbed both briefcases and darted for a nearby table. He rolled over it and pulled it over with him making it into a shield.
The gunfire exploded inside the store. Burrito Tavarez though just walked slowly through it looking like the baddest motherfucker in the world. As the bullets flew by him missing him completely he pulled out a fat joint and sparked it up. He casually made it behind the table and sat down next to Spulacious who had a SUPER SOAKER at the ready.


SPULACIOUS: (jumping up to his feet with the supersoaker) YEAH, WHAT NOW!!! DEATH JIZZ MOTHERFUCKERS!!!


A few squirts of the deadly, creamy substance and three of the RB gunmen were dropped to the floor where the jizz proceeded to melt through them turning them into a bloody pile of gay, no talent sludge. Shots were returned, but the weak bullets couldn't penetrate the table...... but RB dudes lack power in practically everything and we all know that. Well, actually... a couple of them are pretty hard but overall they suck... AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT??


FEEBS: FUCKING IDIOTS!! Pull your fingers out of your asses and shoot that motherfucker!

RB DUDE 01: (pulls his right index finger out his ass, but leaves his left index finger up another dudes ass) Sorry boss.

RB DUDE 02: What about your other finger dude? Its starting to hurt.

RB DUDE 01: Man, he never said anything about pulling fingers out of other dudes asses.

RB DUDE 02: Aight, bet... keep at it son. Twirl it a bit to. OH YEAH SON!!

SPULACIOUS: (to Burrito) We need to get the fuck outta here.

BURRITO: Lets go then pendejo.


Spulacious-D holstered his supersoaker and got ready to move. Burrito took in a huge puff of his joint cutting the size in half and then stood and blew an immensely thick cloud of smoke towards Mr. Feebs and the RB gunmen. As the smoke fogged up, the two RV gangstas made their escape... casually walking to their car whilst Mr. Feebs and the RB gunmen got high from the smoke.


SPULACIOUS: So, where the fuck are we going now?

BURRITO: Where else, RapVerse holmes!

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Old 01-09-07, 10:55 AM   #3
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Act II

Random Convenience Store


Burrito Tavarez and Spulacious-D had been driving for about an hour and had stopped at some random convenience store that was conveniently located on a convenient stretch of road, CONVENIENT EH!! The two had entered the store which had 3 customers and the shopkeeper who looked like a fucking refugee. DAMN THEM FUCKERS COMING AND TAKING OUR JOBS MAN!!


SPULACIOUS: What are we doing in here man? You know them RB dicks are gonna be gunning for us now.

BURRITO: (smoking his tenth joint in the last hour) I don't know man, I just got the fucking munchies holmes. Get me some candy bars and shit bro, and make it quick man.

SPULACIOUS: Aight cool. I'll be a minute though, gotta get me some porn and shit so I can reload the juice blaster.

BURRITO: Pinche Mayate! Just fucking hurry it up holmes. I'll be outside man.


Spulacious-D cursed under his breath and grabbed a "Penthouse" magazine from one of the shelves and took it into the back room toilet. Burrito Tavarez wandered outside smoking his fat joint, but it ran out. So.... guess what, HE SPARKED ANOTHER ONE UP!! When he was outside he heard a scream from around the corner and then a hooker came sprinting out into the open pursued by a fucking ghetto version of that old serial killer Jack the Ripper.


REINCARNATED JTR: Get back here you fucking whore, I'm gonna fucking gut you like a fucking fish when I catch you.

(The whore ran straight up to Burrito Tavarez begging for help)

BURRITO: What the fuck mama cita! What is your problem?

WHORE: He's going to kill me! HELP ME PLEASE!!

REINCARNATED JTR: I've got you now whore!

(Burrito Tavarez was too busy getting high to help anyone. He just watched as the ghetto Jack the Ripper grabbed the whore and sliced across her throat)

REINCARNATED JTR: Finally, that whore was fucking annoying.

BURRITO: Oh shit holmes! Jack my man, I didn't recognise you for a minute.

REINCARNATED JTR: Burrito Tavarez! Shit son, how the fuck you been?

BURRITO: High holmes, fucking high! But yo, what the fuck are you doing killing bitches for man?

REINCARNATED JTR: It's what I do! I'm Jack The Ripper man, if I'm not killing whores then I'm just another regular joe.

BURRITO: You should be fucking bitches holmes, not killing them.

REINCARNATED JTR: I do, I do. I fuck the bitches and kill the whores. Come on man, I'm not completely fucking mental. Well I am... but I'm not crazy enough to not fuck bitches man.


Just then, Burrito Tavarez heard a ringing in his ear and for some unknown reason went fucking schizo. He started twitching like a motherfucker and looking all around, and then he saw the cars coming from down the road.


BURRITO: OH SHIT!!

REINCARNATED JTR: What is it man?

BURRITO: FUCKING IMMIGRATION!! They're coming for me!!

REINCARNATED JTR: Huh, there ain't no fucking immigration coming man. You been smoking too much of that shit.

BURRITO: They are coming. FUCKING HELL MAN!! YOU AIN'T TAKING ME BACK TO MEXICO YOU BASTARDS!!


Tavarez dropped his joint on the floor, and you know that means he is fucking serious. Jack on the sly slipped his hand over it and swiped it for himself. Tavarez reached in his trench coat and pulled out two HK-45 Sub Machine Guns and started firing out into the distance as he backed into the store.


BURRITO: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. FUCK, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME PERIOD. I AIN'T GOING BACK TO THAT SHITTY COUNTRY. SPUL YOU BITCH MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT HERE!!

SPULACIOUS: (busting down the toilet door with his pants half way down his ass) Break yo'self niggaz! What the fucks up?

BURRITO: IMMIGRATION IS COMING HOLMES!! LETS BLOW!!

SPULACIOUS: (shaking his head) Not fucking this again.

BURRITO: PINCHE MAYATE!! LET'S GO PENDEJO!!


Spulacious-D pulled his pants up and fastened his belt before locking and loading his supersoaker. Burrito was acting all paranoid and started shooting up the store for no reason.


BURRITO: Fucking Bitches!! You're all in on it!! You'll never take me motherfuckers!! Eat this fucking immigration bitches!! (empties both clips into the shopkeeper and customers killing them all)

SPULACIOUS: (noticing the cars coming down the road) Lets blow man. That's fucking Feebs and his boys son. (spots JTR gutting the whore) Oh shit son! What the fuck you doing here?

REINCARNATED JTR: Killing whores man! Just killing whores!

SPULACIOUS: Son, you should hit up RapVerse County with us.

REINCARNATED JTR: Are there whores there?

SPULACIOUS: Fuck yes man.

REINCARNATED JTR: Then I'm there man. I just gotta finish this whore first. I'll see you there bitch.

SPULACIOUS: Word son. (to Burrito) LETS FUCKING BLOW MAN!!

BURRITO: FUCKING PENDEJO'S! VIVA LA RASA MOTHERFUCKERS!!


As Spulacious-D leapt into the car Burrito Tavarez reached inside his trench coat and pulled out four grenades. He pulled the pins out with his mouth and hurled them into the Convenience Store before diving into his gangsta Low-Rider. He started the engine and motored away. Moments later...... the entire Convenience Store exploded with colossal force. The entire building was obliterated... yet funnily enough the reincarnated Jack the Ripper was left unharmed. When the smoke cleared he was gutting the whore still whilst smoking the joint he half-inched from Burrito Tavarez.


BURRITO: AHAHAHAHAHA!! FUCK YOU IMMIGRATION BITCHES!! I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME MOTHERFUCKERS!! VIVA LA RASA!!

SPULACIOUS: Yeah, you got 'em. No more stops now. Its straight to fucking RapVerse County.

BURRITO: No problem man, now spark up the Mary Jane holmes!!
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Old 01-09-07, 10:55 AM   #4
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Act III

Inside Front Lines Battle Club


MC SYSTEM: Fuck this shit man!! Facing Austin is one thing, but that hairy english gorilla is another thing. You're on your own boss. I'M GONE FUCKAZ!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

GOV. STROBE: I don't give a fuck! I still win! You ain't doing shit with this town.


And then, the tall presence of Joe Kronix appeared and BOYAH!! delivered the power-slap almost obliterating Strobe entirely. But we all know, you can't be rid of him permanently otherwise RapVerse would not function at all. Needless to say, he is out of the way for a while.


AUSTIN CHEESE: Yeah, that'll do. The town is ours. Its time to rebuild. To the batcave... ummm, fucking hell man... we seriously need a batcave.


The Mexican gringo music came blaring from outside. Everyone was attentive listening to the music, some were even bobbing their heads. The gunfire put that to a stop, and the crazy Mexican insults that were flying were enough to make a dude laugh his ass off. And then the side of Front Lines was obliterated as the Low-Rider driven by Burrito Tavarez crashed through. Spulacious-D flipped out of his seat and performed some ninjitsu gymnastic moves in the air before landing.


SPULACIOUS: (holding supersoaker ready to do damage) BREAK YO'SELF NIGGAZ!!

SOLO III: Spulacious-D.. what the fuck are you doing back? I thought Strobe booted your ass out of town a while back.

SPULACIOUS: That's only because your snitchin' ass dimed me out man. What the fuck! I should come over there and put my foot down your throat right now.

SOLO III: BITCH!! I'M ROYALTY!! I DON'T SNITCH!! I told you when you left it wasn't me. FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!

SPULACIOUS: Aight nigga, truce then. Now that I'm back like. And you can square us out by helping a nigga out with these RB bitches that have come after Tavarez and me.

AUSTIN CHEESE: RB Bitches!! Its faxing time now.

JOE KRONIX: Them fuckers didn't have shit on my lunch money when I was living over there. I'M A FUCKING STOMP 'EM!


Every RV Citizen took up a position and waited for the gang of RB sluts to enter Front Lines. It didn't take long for the RB guys to show up and then the RV vs. RB showdown began. About twenty random RB dudes piled out of the cars all packing guns and started firing on the RV guys. The random people that were attending the battle between Austin Cheese and Governor Strobe were instantly obliterated, but what do you expect from regular Front Lines herbs.


SPULACIOUS: (jumping up from behind the hood of the Low-Rider) BREAK YO'SELF! You want the Death Jizz bitches!!

BURRITO: (pulling a SPAS-12 shotgun from his coat) PENDEJO!! Eat this motherfuckers!


Tavarez blew a hole through one of the RB gunmen and sent him flying back through the open wall. Spulacious-D was obliterating guys with his Death Jizz. He unloaded on four guys and melted their fucking faces off. He got a little excited though and kept blasting them even after they were dead and ran out of ammunition.


SPULACIOUS: Shit, I'm out of ammo. Gotta reload. Someone cover me.

AUSTIN CHEESE: I've got you bitch. Hurry up and get to it.


Austin Cheese hurled a fax machine over into the crowd of gunmen and it landed on one of their heads crushing them into the ground. The return fire though shot a hole right through the cheese sandwich that he was eating. This did not sit well with Austin Cheese.


AUSTIN CHEESE: MOTHERFUCKERS!! That was a triple stacked sandwich.


Austin Cheese tossed his sandwich to the ground and pulled out two fax machines of even greater size than anyone had ever seen before. He hurled them with vicious intent and bowled through three more of the gunmen shattering every bone in their meagre bodies. During this, Spulacious-D had dropped behind the Low-Rider hood and cracked out a porno mag. He was rapidly beating off trying to unload some more of his lethal Death Jizz into the custom made supersoaker.
Meanwhile, Joe Kronix being the beast that he is was strolling towards the RB gunmen. Every bullet bounced off of him like he was the fucking Incredible Hulk or something. And, riding behind him using him as a shield was the crackpot King Nicolas Solo III... and a bit. The duo fell upon the gunmen with fury.


JOE KRONIX: Ain't got my fucking lunch money, BOYAH!! (he delivered a power slap that took off the top half of one of the gunmen) Yo bitch ass ain't had shit for me either. BOYAH!! (another power slap crushed a guys head)

SOLO III: I'm Royalty fuckfaces!! How dare you fucking ban me from your shitty ass Valley. I FUCKING OWN YOU!! (beats a guy to a bloody pulp with the royal cane)


A ricochet shot from one of the gunmen though clipped Solo's cripple scooter and toppled the piece of shit over leaving Nicolas Solo sprawled out on the ground.


SOLO III: Now ain't that a bitch!


In a fit of retaliation for his good friend, Joe Kronix went into "Beast Mode" and ripped the guy responsible for shooting at Solo into countless pieces. The carnage was immense as he strode through everyone like a colossus slapping a dude here, and a dude there. When he finished there was only four people left standing. BOOM!! Make that three as Burrito Tavarez unloaded a rocket into one of them from the Rocket Launcher he had pulled from his coat.


RB DUDE 01: Lets fucking get outta here man!

RB DUDE 02: I'm with you!

RB DUDE 03: Me to, lets go back to RB Valley man. These fuckers are crazy.

RB DUDE 01: Word, and I've got a group of dickriders just waiting for me when I get back.

SPULACIOUS: FUCK NO BITCHES!! Catch a load of this Death Jizz!


After fully reloading his supersoaker, Spulacious-D caught the fleeing three RB gay boys with shots and laughed as they melted to the ground whilst trying to run. The battle was over. RapVerse was victorious... THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!! WE OWNED YOU!! Then, out of the smoke and carnage rolled Mr. Feebs in his motorised wheelchair. He rolled up and down inspecting each of his downed men.


FEEBS: Bunch of fucking dickriding jackholes! They can't do shit right.

JOE KRONIX: And now its your turn to join them.

BURRITO: Hold up holmes! He's cool man. He was part of the plan all along. Nice work holmes, and welcome man.

JOE KRONIX: You an RV Citizen now, huh?

FEEBS: That's right boy! I've never really thought much of this place. But at the moment it has more potential than RapBattle Valley...... and I'm not stupid enough to stay with something that is dying. All of the RB Gangsta's have migrated elsewhere, I thought it was time I did so to.

JOE KRONIX: Well then, if you living here now.... What you got on my lunch money?


Everyone fell silent, they knew what was coming. But, Mr. Feebs didn't seem worried at all. He got his serious look on and concentrated hard and......


FEEBS: You don't want my lunch money.

JOE KRONIX: I don't want your lunch money.

FEEBS: You want to give me your money.

JOE KRONIX: I want to give you my money.


FUCKING BLAOW!! Who needs a fucking Jedi Mind Trick...... in RapVerse County nothing works better than a......... FEEBLE MIND TRICK! Joe Kronix looked dumbfounded, he reached in his pocket and handed his sack of lunch money to Mr. Feebs and then walked off looking confused and scratching his head. Austin Cheese stepped over the rubble that was Front Lines eating a freshly made cheese sandwich and eyed up all the damage.


AUSTIN CHEESE: I guess that's the end of Front Lines. Now, who wants to tidy this mess up?


And there was silence.


TO BE CONTINUED.


Next time on RapVerse: The Series...

Wait a second, there are no questions. That brings a close to that 3-story arc that started with demands for a candy bar and culminated with a showdown between RV and RB and then a fucking SUPER DOPE FEEBLE MIND TRICK!!

The series will now take a weeks break because I am busy and them fucking cock-suckers at Telewest think they can shut my internet down just because I forgot to pay my bill and now I won't have the money for it until the end of next week. Thank you Joe for that. I would've had it if I hadn't got fucking wasted with you. Although that 4 Swig Killer was raw as hell man. TELEWEST BASTARDS!! How dare you put my series on break... I WILL FUCKING OWN YOU!!

So until then...
Enjoy the LBL!! And be prepared for the Series to return with more comedy, more action, and more power-slaps than you could possibly imagine.

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Old 01-09-07, 11:25 AM   #5
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yo man im on act 3, this shit is fucking hilarious be!!
first time im not offended to be called a mexican
THATS saying something.
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yo man im on act 3, this shit is fucking hilarious be!!
first time im not offended to be called a mexican
THATS saying something.



You are actually in every Act dude. If you are trying to point out the lack of your presence in Act 3... man, you have like TWO LINES... LMFAO!! But your presence is felt with the SPAS-12 and ROCKET LAUNCHER!!

MEXICANS ARE FUCKING HARDCORE!!
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Old 01-09-07, 11:57 AM   #7
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damn kid, how big is this coat im wearing? i pulled out like 5 weapons lmao
nah for real i can like visualize a cartoon for this shit
you got a talent for story writing nick
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lol, thanks... and yeah, the way i've made it is that your coat holds an endless arsenal of weapons... and joints. word.
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Word good episode... as usual.
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Old 01-09-07, 12:24 PM   #10
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SPULACIOUS: Actually old timer, we're thinking that we're just gonna take this cheddar and blow. I mean, lets be real for a minute. Whats your old ass gonna do with so much heroine?


SPULACIOUS: Aight cool. I'll be a minute though, gotta get me some porn and shit so I can reload the juice blaster.

Just then, Burrito Tavarez heard a ringing in his ear and for some unknown reason went fucking schizo. He started twitching like a motherfucker and looking all around, and then he saw the cars coming from down the road.


BURRITO: OH SHIT!!

REINCARNATED JTR: What is it man?

BURRITO: FUCKING IMMIGRATION!! They're coming for me!!



SPULACIOUS: (holding supersoaker ready to do damage) BREAK YO'SELF NIGGAZ!!

SOLO III: Spulacious-D.. what the fuck are you doing back? I thought Strobe booted your ass out of town a while back.

SPULACIOUS: That's only because your snitchin' ass dimed me out man. What the fuck! I should come over there and put my foot down your throat right now.

SOLO III: BITCH!! I'M ROYALTY!! I DON'T SNITCH!! I told you when you left it wasn't me. FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!


ROFLMAO @ ALL THOSE PARTS!!



lmao this shit is ILLY. lmao good shit son.
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Old 01-14-07, 03:32 AM   #11
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Damn this league is getting better with time that's whats up
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Old 01-14-07, 03:35 AM   #12
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it was good and funny...
kinda gay that you're going to take cheap shots at RB,,
but it was good.
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Old 01-14-07, 12:37 PM   #13
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Old 01-14-07, 01:28 PM   #15
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