Intro

Last week was okay, there were a few good battles, some no-shows at the bottom, but not too many near the top. There was some more bitching about voting, but the future is still looking very bright here at RV. Keep reading for some exciting news.

The LBL Cypher

Cypher results will be posted later, sorry fellas.

The Extreme Championship Belt

Rosie O’Donnell was the topic this week. More activity would have been good, but it wasn’t bad. Props to those who participated:

Phil Benjamin
Real_Talk
Sonny Dimebags
GC
§howcase
Mike V

Top Punches from Gimmick Belt Signups

These were the coolest lines that I saw:

n juss look at her dome, u can tell shes a wild bitch
hair so wavey, she chances drownin, every time she styles it..

8. Mike V

Thank God this bitch dont ride the hog,she's the symbol of dyke
she's an automatic wheelie, juss put her on tha back of ya bike

7. Sonny Dimebags

tried doin the splits n failed miserably, playin it off like the shit didnt hurt
in chinese restuarants lookin for spare ribs cuz her stomach cracked all of hers

6. GC

check out the collar, big n ready for a spark..
button the top snap a leash on...n u can take her for a walk..

5. Mike V

Surprised you could even fit in it, should try some fitness,
Since your shirts have so many X’s…they ran porn companies out of business

4. §howcase

rosie you left yaself go,damn this bitch is a slob
her main view on life involves a grill,bbq chicken an any type of hot dog

3. Phil Benjamin

And that gay colored jacket, if you plan to take it off just wait,
Because if you do decide to come out of the blue…
…the studio first has to evacuate.

2. §howcase

check it,her jacket isnt a new style for the fall
a group of graffitti artist just spary painted her thinking she was a wall

1. Phil Benjamin

Extreme Championship Belt Winner!

It was close this week, but the winner is…

§howcase

Tried to hide her lesbian love? That’s the ticket,
Yet how can she…when most people walk on carpet and she chooses to lick it?
And that gay colored jacket, if you plan to take it off just wait,
Because if you do decide to come out of the blue…
…the studio first has to evacuate.
Surprised you could even fit in it, should try some fitness,
Since your shirts have so many X’s…they ran porn companies out of business
No-one wants to see that, not even your lesbian support group,
Wait! Their title is a lie…because even that chair can’t support you.
So how can they expect to, and those gigantic thighs…
…Gave Donald a run for his money, since he was paying her to exercise.
And with her talk show she was on a roll, but now she’s so rude,
So I’ll just step on Rosie’s stomach, but then I'd be on a few rolls too.
However, I'm not one to make fun of fat people, it's not my style,
When all it takes is envisioning Tom Cruise as a Big Mac to make her smile.
Those lights on your face are over done Rosie, nobody likes you,
But I guess you need all that ‘glare on your face’…since nobody wants to.

Congratulations! You will challenge for the Extreme Championship Belt this week.

Last Week’s Battle Reviews

1. N. Tavarez (21-5) vs. 2. DaTrusHurtz (23-3)

Pretty casual championship match as both competitors went 12 lines. Both came fairly consistent and didn’t have too much filler, but after losing by 1 vote the last time, N. Tavarez clearly wanted this more and had some dope personals. N. Tavarez ended up winning and was able to retain his title for yet another week.

3. Comedian (12-2) vs. 4. Infamouz (3-2)

Infamouz no-showed so Comedian won.

5. Faime S. Quotez (2-2) vs. 6. Te Ora (11-4) vs. 7. Feeble Minded (4-2)

Feeble Minded and Faime S. Quotez no-showed so Te Ora won.

8. Nick Fletcher (11-1) vs. 9. Rush Lingo (17-5) vs. 10. Sonny Dimebags (19-10)

All three competitors showed up for this one. The battle coulda been better, but it wasn’t bad. Nick Fletcher didn’t come as well as he has in the past, a possible result from being burnt out from writing too much. Sonny was inconsistent as usual, but had some pretty tight quotables in there, enough to take the win.

11. Wordz Ahgod (5-2) vs. 12. Tony Brown (2-0)

Tony Brown dropped a no-show verse before the deadline. Wordz came in the next day and dropped, but Tony took the no-show win.

13. Mets (2-0) vs. 14. Prosecuter (3-2)

Props to these two for dropping early. Prosecuter tried, but these 2 people just aren’t in the same league. Mets had an opener which killed Prosecuter and was more consistent, enough to get the win.

15. TEF (7-7) vs. 16. Phil Benjamin (6-4)

Wasn’t feelin’ too much from this battle. Both had at least 1 line that was okay, but nothing that really stood out n’ I thought it was pretty close. Phil Benjamin got a vote, but TEF got all the rest and won this.

17. Stanza (11-14) vs. 18. Veeyo (1-0)

Veeyo no-showed so Stanza won.

19. Don'tKnowMe (1-0) vs. 20. So Rell (1-0)

Not a bad battle here, both had some cool lines. So Rell had one that made the top punches, though. Decisions were pretty split, I thought So Rell got this and the voting went his way 3-2.

21. Keyed (3-2) vs. 22. Gay Bear (1-0)

Both opponents dropped no-show verses. Gay Bear dropped a real bar as his opener, though, and it was shown to be bitten so Keyed won.

23. Eye Que (1-0) vs. 24. Aeral (0-0)

I wasn’t feelin’ this battle, I felt both battlers came kinda played, and I was especially expecting more from Aeral. He had enough, though, and was able to get the win by a knockout.

25. Area51 (0-0) vs. 26. Hero_4Hire (0-0)

Hero_4Hire no-showed so Area51 won.

27. §howcase (0-0) vs. 28. Marksmen (0-0)

This battle was pretty short, but it wasn’t bad. Not much really stood out to me, but I felt both battlers dropped fairly consistent and showed some potential, just some played ideas in it. I thought it was closer than the voting went, but Marksmen won 6-1.

29. Comp Lex (0-0) vs. 30. SwervEz (0-0)

Double no-show, no one won.

31. J. Wizzle (0-1) vs. 32. Lampejo (12-10)

Double no-show, no one won.

33. 13th Apostle (0-0) vs. 34. LG (0-0)

LG no-showed so 13th Apostle won.

Verse of the Week

Difficult decision, but the winner is…

Mets

^ That's sterotypical..really dude, your ass is about to getta whippin ..
but 12.pz? ..i guess it's true, all blacks really do think about is chicken
^N' i wanted to get ready for the wrestlin match, so i called dude a wimp
slapped ona chicken wing then he dumped hotsauce on my arm n startin chewin it
Plus i hear u mess wit ugly broads, mine hold out a' palm full of cheddar
none of ur chicks are foxworthy but they DO look like his audience members
Try N' slay me, when i creep an' slaughter it's time to pay me
this dude smells like he bathed in enough Creekwater ta get signed by Shady
N' he probaly created that little style he rocks, son's rhymin wit big intent
it's just 2 bad that i recreations, while he needs to find some besides the internet
This guy'll never get respect, i heard his music ...i wasnt at all preparded
shit, his girl doesnt even pump up the volume ..unless it's involvin her hair

Battle of the Week

Nick Fletcher vs. Rush Lingo vs. Sonny Dimebags

Nick Fletcher


Yeah, if you haven't watched the movie "Predator" then A) - You suck because it is a raw movie, and B) - You suck because you won't get one of my punches.



Now, you two faggots..

flip this..

Its game over g.. your life has come to a fast stop D
Though for once you'll have a females attention, when she's doin' the autopsy
see bruh, i've never faced you.. but i'll win, 'coz i'm arrogant and on a streak
and ure aura is feeble..
.. but still showing me who I could be facing in battle next week
wrestling is ure game, huh sonny.. i hear ure submission holds are rare
got the most unique boston crabs.. from gang-bangin' whores whilst you was there
dimes, ure the predator 'n' chicks are arnie. s'like this sucker
when you reveal ure true face chicks are like "you're one ugly motherfucker"
look, these two fags are batman & robin.. apart they're pretty tight
but when together its all lycra suits, gay voices 'n' hittin' on dudes at night
rankings & line limit foresee this outcome, see.. I, 8.. you, 9.. and then
the line limit of 20 suggests that with bars, everyone should be droppin 10
sayin your street rush, bitch please.. your puss' made
hands only control brass knuckles if sega gave the hedgehog an upgrade
built that fake rep up... but i'll still say ure style is trash, its true
'n' i'd lay doubt on sonny's career..
.. but then you'd claim you ghostwrote for his ass to
got that street fighter effect though when ure punches are put in place
'coz ure bars are so vega voter reads 'n' draws a blanka 'cross their face

Quote:

Originally Posted by rush lingo fuck nick fletcher

^ now i see this, and well... i guess ure still hurt but no longer rattled
so yeah "fuck nick fletcher...
... the guy who obliterated me 10-0 last time we battled."

Vs.

Rush Lingo

almost forgot.



you been here since FOREVER believe it or not of course i know,
that you ain't elevated since you still explain punches before ya post
i get my paper. robbery's for green is simple with my full clips
i'm all about a dollar, no time for this nick'll and dime bull shit
Nick from down under, australias lame to the rest of the world mate
i been down under too. so let me describe how ya girl tastes
shes cool, haha.. i can also fill ya in on some things we did
but first i'ma bomb ya with punches, so take cover like she did
you got a lot good personals, nah, look all of them miss me
shit nick fallin off of his high horse faster than chris reeves
you got mass destruction, please. my heat'll rotten ya insides
nick plottin my demise while my punches is plottin to demise
thought going to b-boys would up ya stats, shit.. not like I can care
but ya did horrible, but I keep forgettin they got NO dickriders there
this cat sonny is not street, but let me hear that he want beef
I’ll allow duke to egg me on until I leave sonny side up on the concrete
And this little record ya accomplished I’m str8 stoppin it newbie
Cuz last time anybody respected sonny was in a fuckin mafia movie
Dimebags is garbage since when do ya think ya rippin mines
I just put an end to D like I was a strong offensive line

Vs.

Sonny Dimebags

Yo, I gotta end these two zeros,who together couldn't make a single
I'ma Rush Nick juss because he spits crap, I hate Fletcher Lingo
Rush is a wannabe hustler, but he's juss broke we all knew it
Kid's a windowshopper, he gotta pay for it after I put him through it
Fuck this dude ,if I ever rolled to a party and viewed this goon
I'd have to spike the punch,and give him an even bigger wound
Stupid herb lets juss battle face to face so I could work you
your unforgetable Rush, I will never forget the day I merk you
Lingo I be reading your shit sumtimes like,Can it get worse?
Thanks to you I slow down when I write,dont want a Rush verse
And Nick he juss upset he get no action and he madd broke
Fletcher really doesn't get pussy, like it was a bad joke
Catch him after dark, I'll def have a smirk and start a fight
Ain't talkin late comedy,when I'm laughin at Nick at night
Slaughter competition like this herb,wat the fuck he gonna do?
Only time Nick kills kids, is when he smokes tree and drinks mountain dew
I could tell you to look left,and see KNick under me,but I dont need glam
I could also drag are names into this, to show that he half of wat I am
And Im'a rider pimp, who be fuckin Nick Fletcher's sis on my car hood
You'd think my dick pulled off an upset,way she rushed my hard wood

Winner: Sonny Dimebags

No-Show Shine

Te Ora

^ lmao


your a non-event in this bout, and what's worser dude
.. we're supposed to write a verse for each.. but i won't REALLY be writing a verse for u
dumb fuck.
the voters can choose, but you won’t go win copping
this battle is a multi faceted light switch & faime is the dim option
your listless. shiiiiiit, i almost forgot your role in this battle
.. ya the third wheel, who gets rolled along the road in the gravel
+ ya chick blowed me. & i’m not the first, doubtless
your girls had more swallows than european bird houses
what are you doing here? .. we know this whore won't slam me
i ain't seen slim'er pickings since eminem was awarded grammies
i’ll leave you sooo dishevelled, you’ll try and vent..
‘bout how your life in this battle was more short lived than feebles retirement
speaking of which
i plan to murder feebs. but he'll still act like he owned me, right?
sadly an attempt on his life would involve hacking his home site
RB is wack.. but i must say your gayer son
& when i’m done you’ll have the 3 L’s on lock in more ways than one
sure your dope on RB. but on RV i'm ending ya verse
cause u ain't big on a parasites.. like you placed cleanliness first
your a fag. while i wanna fuck a fox, that’s my dreamgirl
you wanna fuck a foxx, who starred in dreamgirls
& i’m not racist. but your a bitch who’s fake
i don’t like jews..
so i’ll get mel gibson drunk if i want ta diss your race
u ain't hood or gully. it's clear when i smash you down
feebs lines are big in the slums.. cause there is alotta trash around



& i don’t really give a fuck. so i’ll just leave y’all deciding..
how was I gave 2 f’s, and didn’t give 2 f’s, but gave 2 f’s a hiding ?!

Wordz Ahgod

Tony, we'll go to war in a moment, but first let me make it official
that U n' deseases have a lot incommon...
...starting from ur wife then leading on to ur inituals
What the fuck is with U? Every part of this dude sucks
His style should be terminated, coz Iv seen T2------>fucking much
So untill my right hammer fist smashes, I doubt u'll know what hit u
'Coz DTH is still booting fagz...So Im wondering....
....how the hell did u slip through?!
Shit duke, In honor of the comming up special events, I'll do this fool better
N start flippin shit around, Starting with names....
...N finishing with this dudes record
This kids a fagget, since 04...he's never had 'it'
But I'll help him elevate...
...from the hole he crawled out of, to a box in the attic