read it along to the Clean Out My Closet beat.





Wheres my cock?
I have no cock in my butthole
There you go
yeah, yeah..
yo yo



Have you ever tasted or masterbated to dick?
I have, ive fingered prostates and had double penetrating dicks
Picket signs for my dickfilled rhymes, look at the times
Is it a crime for me to want to muthafuck some kid from behind?
All this comotion in my ocean keep pumpin i want to feel you explodin
Testicles flarin from Dre even after i blew him told me to keep strokin
Deepthroatin cock excluding no one, for as long as im breathin
Keep lick ass in the mornin', ill do whatever it takes for the semen
It leaves me with with that oh so wonderful so taste in my mouth
See they can finger me, Saw the str8 rode and took the other route
Look at me now, never succumb to the pussys meow
I love it mama, Im here and queer so here my growl


chorus x 2

Im sorry mama
I thought you had a clue
I just wanna suck some dick
So tonight, Im Comin Out The Closet


must be claustrophobic cuz now im out of the closet
and i dont care who all knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
imma expose it, hey give that dick to me
Dre if you dont let me feel ill tell everyone i sucked your pee pee
Come on, Shady only wants a couple of Buttfucks
Im just a faggot who likes his panties up in a rut
I dont spit, I NEVER forget to swallow, No Lie!
But i wont, wait on second thought ill take any guy
I look at my Herpes, Scars of war I wear them with pride
Even if i hated Dre, Id still grip my cheeks and try to at least work
With him we like to anally play every now and then hell bust on my face
But Im only human, how should i know cuz i knocked him out its rape?
What I am is stupid no doubt I am dumb
But the hardest shit Ive ever had to do was not to swallow his cum
cuz it was gonerrhea filled and, i couldnt take it in my hole
this is my life, just dial 1-800-Man Hoe


chrous x 2

im sorry mam
i thought you had a clue
i just wanna suck some dick
So tonight, Im Comin Out The Closet


Now I would never kiss my own papa just to get him to stick his dick in
lve learned my lesson better put some lube on before you put that shit in!
Put yourself in my postion, stay like this when i stick it
And witness our sexual exploits through the camara thats filmin
Bitchs got it lucky allowed to hold purses and supposed to work tricks for their pimps
Showin thorough Pubic Crabs symptoms, Victim of MustMunchCock Syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe that when it came to dick i shouldnt touch it
Till i grew up, now i blew up and left my shit in 50s stomach,
Thats the whole reason were allowing you to make CD's 50
For the beautiful way you treated me and little Shady 50
But guess what, your beats are old now and i know that Dres horny
If you want some more your gonna have to ride the Chronic Pony
And now im gettin so big now, you should see me..quite youthful
In your presence ill always be that way..even at your funeral
See what hurts me the most is when you use the extra large dong
Bitch, youre doing it wrong, put it in and then turn the vibrator on
And how dare you try to take what you didnt help me to get!
You selfish bitch, Ive went through hell to get his dick!
And now no one can stop me Bush can try but but he wont get me!
Signed Slim Shady, Yall know im always down for the DP


chorus x 4

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HAHHAHAHA... thats some funny ass shit.. haha best remix ever.. i see hollywood for you dez...

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i agree this was some funny shit specially the first verse.......but it made for a good read i thought....sumthin a bit different...but yeah good shit ....keep ........pZ...and enjoy..lol

this was funny but kinda sicc, had decent lyrical talent tho...

pz

HAHAHAH this was bomedy homey........loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i enjoyed it.... and yea get set round 2 me vs u again..lol nice piece.....keep droppin it

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shit was hot, i give you props, hold'em down

I love Eminem, but I actually laughed when I read this. It went along with the beat too. Funny shit. Do another Shady remix.

Dez Is A G.. You know how to appeal to the target audience.. lol.. Stay Up bro.. You really killed this, lyrically, humour, audience, everything, lol,

Sensed this as a bit of a diss towards em.. like waoh

Dez vs. Em < that'd be funny

...LoL!!!!!!...very nice...I find it difficult to rewrite something that is already great...but..you pulled it off very nicely...^^

Dezyir is great. = D

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yeh this was funny, you stuck perfectly to the beat but i hope people dont all try and do sumthin like this coz they've seen you do this, i mean u've dun a good job but i just hope it doesnt take over open mic like "disses" have LOL

DiE . .

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^lmao..