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Bored so I dropped early............again.....

Laugh cause you're seldom felt...I'd whoop your ass so go run and tell
Plus you're nice wit a mic device....when you hand it to someone else
He still remains to lag.........couldn't man up so he changed to drag
This dude's from Calgary.......no wonder he's considered a flamin fag
Who ya runnin to?.....ain't gotta leave ya abused wit somethin new
Cause he's still nursin the wounds from gettin booted from his crew
Down to battle me?.....I'll have you lose weight like countin calories
Leavin you in awe of me...like when Bill Gates announced his salary
I'm givin you lots of lectures....it's bout time you stoped your effort
You always wanted to make it...I'm just helpin you drop your record

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here it is enygma...you shouldn't have came so soft...haha...that rhyming thing isn't really something you've mastered...either your words don't rhyme or there one syllable words...what's that...i thought you were one of the best on the site....anyway here it is...
jks


check it...
Enygma, 7 losses...this bitch still gettin some praise,
1 week title reign...yur 20 minutes r up, no 1 will rememba the 'nygma days'

Can't take ur eyes off my keystyle, you stare for 182 blinks,
Ur rhymes don't affect people, too weak, like watered down drinks,
(blink 182 has a song called watered down drinks)
'Crhyme Syndicate', ha these half-wits r the king of the cirlce jirk,
A femcee asked to join, they said only if u buy a strap-on first,

Nygma's talent is exactly like my sig....nothing,
He's so outta hip hop...he thought running his mouth was blunting,
(blunting=smoking weed, or meaning for being blunt is to talk openly)

I'ma fuck you up verbally, til u lookin like Rick Rubin,
I'm the DICTATOR like Castro, and you're just a dirty fuckin cuban,
(rick rubin is the producer in the new jayz video, he's dirty as hell, castro is the cuban dictator)

Bitch you're the worst emcee 'vet' I've ever heard,
It's just us two, but in this battle you'll finish third,
(he'd finish third because nothing is better than his verse)

I call your crew 'The Seinfelds', cause your a bunch of jokes,
U threw me a free pass by you, I'll catch it everytime like JJ Stokes,
(his verse is like a free pass, like in monopoly...to go by him...and i'll always catch it like jj stokes of the 49ers)

Nothing is better, then what you scribbled wit dat pen,
I guess your falling off the cliff, of your wits end.
(the end of the cliff is his wits end...that's why he's falling off)






i don't ussually put explanations...but enygma didn't even get some of the rhymes so i felt i had to throw some explanations in

believe dat peace

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Are you serious? Look at my verse again and then look at yours.....now, who has the one syllable rhymes?.....LOL! What a fuckin joke! I'm glad I din't waste a good verse on your weak ass.....

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whatever...you know i owned you...fucking laughable...nothing in your verse is original... you fucking recycle shit like mad...get something original...have you ever heard of a funny rhyme...well the answer is no...you suck at life

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How can I recycle when most of the punches were personals you fuckin idiot? Who else could I have pulled the nice wit a mic device line on? Or the Calgary Flames line? None of your punches even made any real sense.......We have a femcee in our crew...one of the best actually, and the only other personal was your opener which was weak as hell.....just like the rest of your punches...

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whatever you only had two fucking punches...weak personals...but whatever...uppin let's see what the people think...and it was jokes by the way...that's what jk means... but whatever...we'll see...

uppin let's get some votes...ya dig it

Laugh cause you're seldom felt...I'd whoop your ass so go run and tell
Plus you're nice wit a mic device....when you hand it to someone else
pretty ok.. doesn't feel much like an opener though.. good way to incoporporate his title
He still remains to lag.........couldn't man up so he changed to drag
This dude's from Calgary.......no wonder he's considered a flamin fag
the remains to lag part is useless, otherwise nice punch
Who ya runnin to?.....ain't gotta leave ya abused wit somethin new
Cause he's still nursin the wounds from gettin booted from his crew
nice personal, but you didnt do much with it. still nice
Down to battle me?.....I'll have you lose weight like countin calories
Leavin you in awe of me...like when Bill Gates announced his salary
should have left this out, its whack
I'm givin you lots of lectures....it's bout time you stoped your effort
You always wanted to make it...I'm just helpin you drop your record
haha... very nice, i like the wordplay.



Enygma, 7 losses...this bitch still gettin some praise,
1 week title reign...yur 20 minutes r up, no 1 will rememba the 'nygma days'
stretched, but ok personal...
Can't take ur eyes off my keystyle, you stare for 182 blinks,
Ur rhymes don't affect people, too weak, like watered down drinks,
(blink 182 has a song called watered down drinks)
this is too much man.. nobody is gonna know that blink 182 song (well, few people), and even then the wordplay is forced and doesn't add to the punch
'Crhyme Syndicate', ha these half-wits r the king of the cirlce jirk,
A femcee asked to join, they said only if u buy a strap-on first,
ok see now this is funny
Nygma's talent is exactly like my sig....nothing,
He's so outta hip hop...he thought running his mouth was blunting,
(blunting=smoking weed, or meaning for being blunt is to talk openly)
eh... once again the wordplay is forced and adds little to the punch
I'ma fuck you up verbally, til u lookin like Rick Rubin,
I'm the DICTATOR like Castro, and you're just a dirty fuckin cuban,
(rick rubin is the producer in the new jayz video, he's dirty as hell, castro is the cuban dictator)
yeah ok.. didn't need the explanation on this one... not that great

Bitch you're the worst emcee 'vet' I've ever heard,
It's just us two, but in this battle you'll finish third,
(he'd finish third because nothing is better than his verse)
yeah thanks... i didn't need an explanation because i've used this line before. its a bit played, and the setup isn't great or anything

I call your crew 'The Seinfelds', cause your a bunch of jokes,
U threw me a free pass by you, I'll catch it everytime like JJ Stokes,
(his verse is like a free pass, like in monopoly...to go by him...and i'll always catch it like jj stokes of the 49ers)
bleh... reaching with the concepts and the first line is not really a setup... an ok punch but the second line is kinda walk
Nothing is better, then what you scribbled wit dat pen,
I guess your falling off the cliff, of your wits end.
(the end of the cliff is his wits end...that's why he's falling off)
see.. nothing is better has two meanings... and even with the right one this isn't that great. its original, so you get props for that.

ok.. enygma actually had nice rhymes for the most part, some two word rhymes in there, pretty good. not sure what jpoll is complaining about. enygma also had decent enough flow, i think that you had that one wack bar and you need to work on your set ups, and not just force multis in there for no reason. pretty polished verse though.

jpoll, i think youre good with concepts. the problem is that not all concepts are good for batteling... your kinda reaching with some of these, and you're messing up your flow and having weak punches just so you can get some stupid wordplay in there... is bleh. wordplay is useful only if it accentuates a punch, otherwise lose it. The best bar in your verse needed no explanation, and it was the circle jerk bar. use more punches like that, don't force wordplay and stretch concepts it not necessary.

v/ enygma.

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gud battle gud battle

both y'all had sum tight flows goin on and i was feelin both y'all verses from start to finish. structure was i wud give this to enygma cuz his shit was all togehter basically all the same length makin it easier to read and shit.
punches i give to JPoll cuz i though that enygma was just puttin out basic punches and he wasn't really tryin in this. JPoll threw out some gud punches some fairly hard and all wit aight connection. he showed more creativity in his spit and he had sum gud personals.
my favourite line
I'ma fuck you up verbally, til u lookin like Rick Rubin,
I'm the DICTATOR like Castro, and you're just a dirty fuckin cuban,
lmao at that line, straight killed the match off.
vote - JPoll

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thanks to both votes so far...well it's 1 to 1 let's get some votes...uppin

this was a good battle...enygmas strcture flow and wordplay were on and personlas but i think your punches werent that good..jpoll definately took the punches category..enygma looked like u didnt try like u should have against him...
jpolls punch about the strap on won this battle i think...it was a hard punch and the wordplay was sick on that bar...enygma had some good shyt but i dont think he did enough to win...personals were good but nothing that interested me that much...vote:jpoll by a hair

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