^That's what I posted on Elder Scrolls to see what kind of genius responses they'd reply with, luckily they didn't disapoint me.

In the space of 5 minutes I've been told that I should be grateful for my 9-5 job because there are jews living in Eastern Europe who can't even get jobs because of racial discrimination, I don't deserve my 'average wife' because I don't love her, and ifI can't accept that she's average I shouldn't be with her, I have plenty of time to book an exotic holiday in Africa if I'm so eager to go there and another one told me I should talk to someone about my mid life crisis.

Oh dear