ROFL!!!!

Curious Geroge gonna turn your ass into a banana and eat it.


CHECK!

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=241388
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=241401
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=241395
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=241398

check.. dont go too many..

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being better than you @ life x9.

Not much info on this guy, didn't like writing for this week. Here's a 10 line key though...


SMH at you picking him and not even knowing his name was Early Cuyler.

George is nothing to fuck with, I'm so damn hairy dude,
But if you plan to send me to an Early grave...
...it'll be the place I bury you.
Shit, you're dirt poor and all, but made me recheck my eyes,
Since those GAP's in your teeth look like they could start a clothing enterprise.
Early is wack, George'll steal your girl and be hitting that snatch,
So yea, I'm Curious...about how the fuck you got to the championship match.
Got so many trucker hats, and making it here^ now you're so gassed,
Guess I'm going to have to take all those caps...and bust them up your ass.
It's really suprising shit, since you're weak dude,
Thinking you gonna beat me? You must be bananas! No wonder I'm gonna eat you.

i've got a migraine.. going to bed early.. if u give me the extension then thanks, if u dont then oh well..

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being better than you @ life x9.

lol, like I give two shits either way...it would be gay of me not to give you the extension.

You better drop today cuz...

meh.. idk.. hated the gimmick.. thanks for the extension..

lookin gay man.. i know this won't make you furious..
so i'm telling george bye.. is exactly how he's curious..
wtf @ that picture mang, i hope your ass falls..
off and on describes your skill.. and also how you're on people's balls..
man in the yellow hate? you know something bout that fag
he probably has a rabbit in his hat.. and your hands down his pants

so you were inspired from a boy.. i didn't realize how true this hit home
cuz the part i forgot to show was..
so, i gotta tell one more truth.. finish you off to hell..
curious george is over quicker than the end of 3rd grade show and tell

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accomplishments:

being better than you @ life x9.

Smh @ nobody in this league voting.

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§howcase
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George is nothing to fuck with, I'm so damn hairy dude,
But if you plan to send me to an Early grave...
...it'll be the place I bury you.
Ok nameplay. 1/2
Shit, you're dirt poor and all, but made me recheck my eyes,
Since those GAP's in your teeth look like they could start a clothing enterprise.
Good wordplay. I don't think the capitalization was needed though. 1/2
Early is wack, George'll steal your girl and be hitting that snatch,
So yea, I'm Curious...about how the fuck you got to the championship match.
Barely decent. 1/2
Got so many trucker hats, and making it here^ now you're so gassed,
Guess I'm going to have to take all those caps...and bust them up your ass.
Nah, not feelin this. 0.5/2
It's really suprising shit, since you're weak dude,
Thinking you gonna beat me? You must be bananas! No wonder I'm gonna eat you.
Damn, wording was blah. The concept too. 0.5/2

- 4/10 -

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Heychoo
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lookin gay man.. i know this won't make you furious..
so i'm telling george bye.. is exactly how he's curious..
Lol. I liked this. Simple, but harsh and to the point 1.5/2
wtf @ that picture mang, i hope your ass falls..
off and on describes your skill.. and also how you're on people's balls..
So-so. 1/2
man in the yellow hate? you know something bout that fag
he probably has a rabbit in his hat.. and your hands down his pants
Decent. 1/2
so you were inspired from a boy.. i didn't realize how true this hit home
cuz the part i forgot to show was..
was born in Hamburg in 1909 with Down's Syndrome
Too much going on in this bar. Concept was ok though. 1/2
so, i gotta tell one more truth.. finish you off to hell..
curious george is over quicker than the end of 3rd grade show and tell
Ehhh... lame. 0.5/2

- 5/10 -

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VOTE: HEYCHOO
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George is nothing to fuck with, I'm so damn hairy dude,
But if you plan to send me to an Early grave...
...it'll be the place I bury you.
nameplay here was cool, but lines similar to this have been done many times so that takes a bit away from its effectiveness
Shit, you're dirt poor and all, but made me recheck my eyes,
Since those GAP's in your teeth look like they could start a clothing enterprise.
i used a gap line in the lbl n' i've seen a few others do it since so ehh
Early is wack, George'll steal your girl and be hitting that snatch,
So yea, I'm Curious...about how the fuck you got to the championship match.
This line was simple, but I felt it was effective. Its simplicity limits how dope it can be, but a good line
Got so many trucker hats, and making it here^ now you're so gassed,
Guess I'm going to have to take all those caps...and bust them up your ass.
nahh, come on this was lame man, not feelin' this
It's really suprising shit, since you're weak dude,
Thinking you gonna beat me? You must be bananas! No wonder I'm gonna eat you.
weak way to close really. U prolly coulda done much better with the whole bananas thing

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lookin gay man.. i know this won't make you furious..
so i'm telling george bye.. is exactly how he's curious..
This might be the line of the week, i was really feelin' this, perfect line for curious george
wtf @ that picture mang, i hope your ass falls..
off and on describes your skill.. and also how you're on people's balls..
eh, i know its sorta a personal cuz curious george likes riding balls, but this was pretty gay and came off as played
man in the yellow hate? you know something bout that fag
he probably has a rabbit in his hat.. and your hands down his pants
nah, wayy too simple of a bar and it was kinda gay
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia about CG
As stated in an interview, the book Curious George Takes a Job was inspired by a true story. A boy, whose name is not known today,

so you were inspired from a boy.. i didn't realize how true this hit home
cuz the part i forgot to show was..
Quote:
Originally Posted by wiki
was born in Hamburg in 1909 with Down's Syndrome
hmm, this is okay, but weakened a bit by needing 2 quotes to do it. Concept is good tho
so, i gotta tell one more truth.. finish you off to hell..
curious george is over quicker than the end of 3rd grade show and tell
this was a really weak comparison, bad way to close

Well, this battle was a pretty weak champ match for sure. Showcase, u looked like u really took Wireless for granted, obviously came much harder against me last week. U were more consistent than Wireless, and u had 2 lines which I suppose were quotable, but barely. Wireless, u on the other hand had some god awful lines, but also a really dope line and another which wasn't bad. U also sorta had an advantage as u had the easier dude to diss and u dropped late.

Went back to this match later, could go either way, but Showcase was more consistent than Wireless to the point where that won it for him.

Vote - Showcase

George is nothing to fuck with, I'm so damn hairy dude,
But if you plan to send me to an Early grave...
...it'll be the place I bury you.
okish at best
Shit, you're dirt poor and all, but made me recheck my eyes,
Since those GAP's in your teeth look like they could start a clothing enterprise.
meh, decent
Early is wack, George'll steal your girl and be hitting that snatch,
So yea, I'm Curious...about how the fuck you got to the championship match.
no, ur spose to diss the squid
Got so many trucker hats, and making it here^ now you're so gassed,
Guess I'm going to have to take all those caps...and bust them up your ass.
lol
It's really suprising shit, since you're weak dude,
Thinking you gonna beat me? You must be bananas! No wonder I'm gonna eat you.
decent

Vsss

lookin gay man.. i know this won't make you furious..
so i'm telling george bye.. is exactly how he's curious..
lol
wtf @ that picture mang, i hope your ass falls..
off and on describes your skill.. and also how you're on people's balls..
meh
man in the yellow hate? you know something bout that fag
he probably has a rabbit in his hat.. and your hands down his pants
decent
so you were inspired from a boy.. i didn't realize how true this hit home
cuz the part i forgot to show was..
Quote:
Originally Posted by wiki
was born in Hamburg in 1909 with Down's Syndrome
okish
so, i gotta tell one more truth.. finish you off to hell..
curious george is over quicker than the end of 3rd grade show and tell
meh

This shit even as hell, both didn't go as direct as they should have. Both same consistancy etc. Liked Wirlesses punches more, felt he hit a bit harder so... V// Wireless

§howcase:
George is nothing to fuck with, I'm so damn hairy dude,
But if you plan to send me to an Early grave...
...it'll be the place I bury you.
^Cool concept. Decent punch. 1.5/5
Shit, you're dirt poor and all, but made me recheck my eyes,
Since those GAP's in your teeth look like they could start a clothing enterprise.
^Seen concepts like this millions of times, but cool. 1.5/5
Early is wack, George'll steal your girl and be hitting that snatch,
So yea, I'm Curious...about how the fuck you got to the championship match.
^Where's the diss to his character? 1/5
Got so many trucker hats, and making it here^ now you're so gassed,
Guess I'm going to have to take all those caps...and bust them up your ass.
^Blah. Seemed a little indirect. 1/5
It's really suprising shit, since you're weak dude,
Thinking you gonna beat me? You must be bananas! No wonder I'm gonna eat you.
^Hah. This was cool. 2/5



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Heychoo:
lookin gay man.. i know this won't make you furious..
so i'm telling george bye.. is exactly how he's curious..
^Lmao. This was clever. Nice diss. 2.5/5
wtf @ that picture mang, i hope your ass falls..
off and on describes your skill.. and also how you're on people's balls..
^Eh. This wasn't too good. 1/5
man in the yellow hate? you know something bout that fag
he probably has a rabbit in his hat.. and your hands down his pants
^Nah. Wasn't feeling this too much. 1/5
so you were inspired from a boy.. i didn't realize how true this hit home
cuz the part i forgot to show was..
was born in Hamburg in 1909 with Down's Syndrome
^Very cluttered here. Flow was off. Blah punch. 1/5
so, i gotta tell one more truth.. finish you off to hell..
curious george is over quicker than the end of 3rd grade show and tell
^This was a tad bit on the weak side. 1/5



Overall an alright battle. A lot of indirect punches that seemed like they were battling each other more than the characters assigned. This was a pretty close one. Hard to chose once again. But I made my choice based on "dopeness" of the bars.





VOTE = Showcase.

A lot tighter of a battle here, really could go either way. I had to read this over twice... Showcase's opener was alright, the gap line's played to death sorry, bananas line was cool. Wireless's opener was lmfao that was dope. next line was prettygood but you fell off toward the end the down syndrome line is a NO, NO, NO NO! Showcase was consistent but ntohing really hit hard, but Wireless definately had the haymaker in this one

Vote - Wireless

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It's really suprising shit, since you're weak dude,
Thinking you gonna beat me? You must be bananas! No wonder I'm gonna eat you.

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lookin gay man.. i know this won't make you furious..
so i'm telling george bye.. is exactly how he's curious..

v//wire

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