technique u aint 1 to be dissin on sonny barz,
look atch yuh reacord son 8 and 18,
thats pretty shity since uve been here so long,
ive jsut started on this site its been like 2 days,
i already have u running around like bitch caguht up in a fire blaze,
ye its me served punk asss pussy tryin to spit game i hit them wit wut they deserve,
with the 1 count 2 count you drop dead on the floor ,
wuts this now i hear u gonna cum at me for sum more???

YOU'VE JUST BEEN SERVED HOMIE

Is it just me? Or does the service around here suck?/
This little homey drunk, wrote this verse after eating some beer nuts/
You been here two days, I'd say your last about two more/
How you spit about a fire blaze when your rhymes are barely luke warm/
Matter of fact, I'd send this verse back to the kitchen/
Shit's ice cold, whoever cooked up this rhyme should be demoted to washing the dishes/
Despite all of this, I'm generous so I'll still give you a tip:/
Just quit, and save me the trouble of filling out this pink slip/

NYC gon See I.C.* and need I.V
and all this pain is gon be from me
Cuz i beat on weak emcee's
and you're this weeks emcee
you know when i aim your fearing this
I'm tired of shity self porclaimed lyrcists
NYC give served a break...
you havn't been here much longer
and dude you aint much stronger

I.C. Intensive Care

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You can't get to me cuz
U can't Touch tha Untouchble
Break tha Unbreackable
Shake tha Unshakeable
Move tha Unmovealble

How you Hard Cor, with your little talk of IC's and IV's?
A glance at your weak verse and all I C is live meat/
"Peg" City's Finest? Well let me take you down a Peg or two/
117 Posts with no battles, what kind of fag are you/
Your right, I ain't been here long, but I think your the worst I've seen yet/
I have verbal threats that'll make you abandon your city like the Jets/
Cause it ain't being around longer that makes me the best/
It's that fact that I'm "Bigger, Faster, Stronger", word to Kanye West/

nyc id have you thrown into the state penitentuary,
with all them other fags there you'll feel rite at home,
sleeping with 5 other guys in a 6 by 6 box,
must feel like your in heaven when your suking each others cocks,
er is it when your in the shower n you tend to feel things go up your bum,
its all over nyc cuz your time has finally come,
to strap you down to the all white rooms electric seat,
now how does it feel 1773210747 volts passing internally inside you,
ive only done this cuz your a bitch like fags from blink 182

The only thing state penitentiary about me is how I make you my bitch/
Little faggot ain't shit/
Comes on here just to spit his fake shit/
A response to your weak shit is more than you deserve/
Hungry MC's would rather starve than to hear that dinner is "Served"/

mcs wouldnt take this fag rite here serisouly,
bitch acting like he's got sumtin lyrically,
cumming at me talking bout dinner being served,
im just cumming atchu with wut ive observed,
that your a faulty player frontin on this r.v,
se me i sting hard like the black n yellow african-bee

I'm just comin at you with what I've observed/
Absurd, fucking wack ass rhymes that prove you a herb/
Frontin' like a gangsta, e-thugs get on my nerves/
You ain't shit kid, whatchu talkin' bout bees? Nigga your sweeter than honey/
Go to sleep little bitch and give your moms a kiss from me/

ye you best bealeave im sweeter than honey,
only thing i be getting is the riches n money,
cuz i stack the money, while your doin blowin kisses to daddy,
catching them in his close fists like he see there aint no love,
its obvious now to see what you fall short of

nyc and served

both you herbs need to quit it, you niggaz gone git what you deserve
i brought poisinous food at artist thats not nice(nyc) he just had to be served
lyrically im a perpetual lyricist, destroy rapper fukin kick they ass
your time as past-how long you thought your time would last-
..........just like Asafa Powell ur time ran fast....................
i've standed by too long,reading you both being wack
i dont need to be feed i feed myself you rapers aint even snack
pull up on blocks n if u aint there i'll come bac
.....you niggaz is army shoe cleaners ya'll aint ready for combat............
sin-scere bring fear in battles, leave herbs rattled
when i bussed on sun like fried chips his skin snapped pop n crakkled

a lil taste

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300 J.G.... TSK

u'll get WRECKED-IN-FLOW, u need to stop TEXTIN,-HOE
'a lil taste'?? when we wanna taste wackness, we'll LET-U-KNOW!
ACKNOWLEDGE-IT,-I'M-SICK! u aint da HOTTEST,-U-A-TRICK
n' like 'Clumsy Diaper Changers', ya 'DROPS-ARE-FULLA-SHIT'!
i'll POP-EM-WIT-A-CLIP, then DROP-EM-ON-THE-STRIP
n' when u get to the hospital, da DOCTORS-GONNA-TRIP!
when they roll you into ER, he'll be ACTUALLY-SHOCKED
he'll yell, "Wow!! I never seen a guy wit THAT-MANY-SHOTS!"
and you Dead Wrong if you think u FLOW-HOT-SPITS
ya bars like 'Broke Thermometers', they 'dont SHOW-HOTNESS'!
u SO-NOT-SICK! so you might as WELL-BE-FALLIN,-DIKE
you 'Never Been Sick' like u been 'HEALTHY-ALL-YA-LIFE'
and people just bein nice when they CALL-U-NICE
ya lines 'refuse to work on beats', like they 'CALLED-FA-STRIKES'!

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A.K.A The Punchline Champion!

you think you slick rick,it's like you swalloed toilets cuz u spit shit
i'll put these clips to son's hip, let it off a bit
.........then watch legaments snap like toothpicks........
nigga you gone and get me madd,fuk son right now it suxx to be your dad
its fairly sad.. Cause your embarrasing..bleedin n bitchin son too Feminen
my bad i didnt mean to hurt u champ,my crew like fukin bears we will rip thru ur camp
..............i'll blast if son just took one glance..................
the heat will make you run around like you got ants in your pants
sonny sonny look what you make me gone on do,ight you nice im a admit it
you soo nice that when beef come your way you scatter like chickens
...............the game done since i've been winning..............
i'll eat up soony bars like takin candy from a kid in the kitchen
"Called for strike", homey go take a hike
my lyrics strike like mike, i'll pop wheelies like motorcycle bikes
you always wrong, but stop typin like a one way road nigga fuk "Dont Write"(right)

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300 J.G.... TSK

use like a soldier that came to war unprepared,
without your strapped guns and your heavey raptillery,
its like you wavin around a white peace flag...o pussy now you've given up...?lol
my shield aint down to take a win by "sins" 4fet,
my teams aint ready to go down like that its just how there "characters set",
cuz when we come , we bash like tin silvers heads "to-ge-ther",
still uppin' for them wins like in this dark fight weather

wow dude can u like possibly be more fucking anal
dont quit ya day job dude...stick to serving tables
not that i could imagine u being any good at that...
best raps you could perform us....includes bannanas an sum Shrink wRap
piss off noob, ya get crushed and black bagged so god damn fast
ya eyes wont get a chance to dialate, before ya find ya'ass, part of the Trash

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