these 2 are hillarius... im busting my gut...
heres a wet wipe for ya girl tell her to clean up my nut...

Give it a try:

It's hard to spit, hard to stop the kids//
Stab N crack ya cornea with broken popsicle sticks//
Chop~N~Ya~Bitch then I hope Hop~N~Ya~Whip//
Puncture the chambers of ya heart then Moss~N~Ya~Crib//
I'm from Toronto bitch, you know how ya boy rolls//
Similar to the baby-wheels you know how ya boy strolls//
Taking~Orders you sonnin, Caking~Doloz you frontin//
Tastin~Homoz you suckin, showing haste~for~my~cuzzin//
Broken locks, glock~cock, steady loading nine~shop shots~pop cop like a motherfucking Ock//

That's awl I got for now..

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The Scholar

First off nigga....

Your slant rhymes are way~off, they have no fucking pay~off.
I'm on track, you stray~off, bustin hustlin, ya lyrics falling straight~off
First off, I wasn't aware that the thread objective was to diss.
I thought it like this, don't get pissed cuz I write healthy lyr-rics.
Can you hear~this, faggot nigga javeline in the heart, that's where my spear~went.
Tears~spent, you cryin, calling me crap? Look in the mirror~then.
Okay, I'm laid~up, have you body bagged~up.
Calling me a fag, my leg~up, you gay; that's why this "fag~crushed".
This fag~blushed, have you stib-stab-body~stagged~up.
You creak, hate~rust, you nothing but a bounty, it's why I'm getting paid~up.

Nigga!

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The Scholar

i'll keep it simple while i'm wrecking his ass
i read your last line... okay, we fucking get that you're fat
your shit keeps going & going, it's not working hoe
you dress in drag... to match the way your verses go
tongue hanging, dumb faggot - i think dude's dying
i feel like a doctor, cause Faime is showing the Q sign
it's a party over here, while what you rock is dumb
yeeeaaah, shit's popping... but that don't mean you got a gun
you're desperate for a W, what you do is trash son
you headed the store, but even they wouldn't sell you a Wu album
i run hell, you can't defy my law... i leave the dumb quelled
and i'll be keeping my bullets locked in your fucking blood cells
kid's all bark... that's the truth. sry it hurts bitch
and if your ass had any sort'a bite... it was in my verses
this lame is owned, save it hoe, you got a ways to go
dudes search MY name if they want real famous quotes...
you think you're dope? who gassed up this whore?
i'm leaving you grounded... meaning your smashed oh the floor

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The Scholar

"lol"? quote is wackshit, & we know that dude's lying
it's pathetic... even your post is laughing at those two lines
i'm sonning kids, don't even bother fronting bitch
your .000 record is also how many times your punches hit
people aren't feeling your raps, they aren't felt good
you had to quote yourself because... well, noone else would
you & the keys ain't working, you aren't true to rapping
Faime needs to commit himself... for an institute for faggots
put down the mic & produce instead before you die in spars
and if you got dope beats... it means you take my rhymes to heart
no one shows you any love... if they did, they playing hoe
i'll take your heart out ya chest... like what happened to Davy Jones....

Davy Jones? you kiddin me?

If Comedian is true to his word than he needs to switch his job mad qwik
cause com's the only clown I know that thinks ''lol'' quote is wackshit...
WHOLE cypher is wack & tha leader of tha pack posted above me
I'd give you a hand...
...but you'd need more than that since the only tail you get is coyote ugly
See, I shove extacsy lines up your ass like you feloney pills alot
& its funny how Crime named himself after what it is for him to drop
Listen, ONLY way crime will rise is afta I knock all y'all right off...
& since tha cypher doesn't need fags...EVERYONE will be on crimewatch
I called Geico and told them dudes to punch in some good Quotez
asked if there were any Faime S. ones in that bunch...they said 'Nope'
Heard Faime S. Quotez' sex game hertz worse than tha rental car
knock tha F outta him wit an L to show him what his lines really are (Laime)
I'd have to say InDeaths verse was the most spiritually meaningful I saw
cause he dropped NO punches....provin tha afterlife is peaceful after all
& Ryp-6 gave it a try and got ryp'd to bits...man, what a waste
you'd think he was Lance Bass the way this fag was taking up space
Jus give up battlin...when you diss someone they shrug it off 'oh well'
cause when you use '~' and '//'...homie, your only dissin yourself
Final can get it, too...my axshun show you that you ain't Jack, son
you'd think that I was Curtis the way I'm Fina L this bitch bad, dun

Yup.

this nerd should face it... seriously, his verse is gaynessss
your Native Pryde is the reason that the Americas were invaded
slay this lame... look; you aren't hard... you the fakest, Nate
i'll torture & kill Native so bad that I'll be charged for racial hate
my patience is lacking, this hypocrite is shameful when rapping
how the fuck you criticizing ~ & // after putting an explanation in brackets
face facts - no one cares 'bout you, quit fronting ya lame
funny how you're a nobody and after death, nothing will change
who is this head? gay bitch, regardless - this kid's dead
and it's fucking fitting that your blood will dye your skin red

^wack as hell, seems that you forgot this was about flippin tha otha over
I make this bitch back-Flip so hard you thought he was reppin tha Clover
& jokes about Natives race are sooooo played but I'm used to tha usual rage
cause this comedian can't take hecklin like he was M.Richards himself on stage
homie nobody is laughin & your becomin tha victim of a hiddin cell phone clip
but its fitting that not even them things would call you up ya downsyndrome bitch
Man, this clown is always a sure bet to Come wack as hell in tha end
stays on my nuts cause he could never get his name right with out tha In-dians