Fact is i'm running out of shit to make fun of you kids about, so by all means help me out


Real First Name(don't do full names)-Tyree
Nicknames-Fuck Nicknames
DOB-July 24,1984
Places lived-Alexandria,Virginia Evansville Indiana High Point North Carolina Ramstein Germany RAF Daws Hill London Atlanta Georgia
POB-Indianapolis Indiana
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-Victoria's Secret is always good
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-Ass
Fav. Color-Red,Black
Fav. Clothing Line-Dalinkwent
Dream Job-Get Paid for doing not a damn thing
Most Emberressing Moment-Pants came down while executing a jump shot in the finals of a tournament, wouldn't of been bad if i didn't have Boxers with the door open and moms flashed the camera right when they slide past the knee caps on accident.
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do-I'd say 7.5 if i don't try, numberless if i do, haven't tapped in2 half my potential yet
Fav. Emcee of all time-Tupac
Fav. Actor of all time-Pacino
Fav. Movie of all time-Cooley High, Scarface
Fav. Show of all Time-Cosby, Martin
Fav.Sport-Basketball
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport-Magic, Iverson, and of course Jordan
Fav.Team-'96 Bulls
Fav. Author-Fiction=John Grisham i only read biographies for non fiction so it never matters who wrote it

Real First Name - Gabriel
Nicknames- Gab
DOB- Aug 18,1982
Places lived-NYC All My life
POB - Above
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-N/A
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-Face
Fav. Color- absense of color
Fav. Clothing Line-Gap
Dream Job- succsesful actor
Most Emberressing Moment- Ha Ha Ha
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- Out of a possible 10, i say im about a 2.5....2.896 if i try

Real First Name - Tom
Nicknames - Tomo
DOB- April 27, 1985
Places lived- Hackney in london, Manchester, Reading
POB - Wellington london
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with - Would much rather have my girlfreind do it, lotion from natural sources
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Face
Fav. Color- Blue
Fav. Clothing Line-Evisu
Dream Job- Famous Bassist
Most Emberressing Moment- Not a chance
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- as a bassist about seven and a bit...as a textcee lol lower than i would like to say.

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Worth The Weight.

Real Name: Jason
Nick Name: Cuban aka Ace
D.O.B: 6,26,78
Fav Color: Blue..any kind of blue
Fav Movie: Gone 60 seconds
Fav Sports: Football
Fav lotion to well you know: None My women uses baby oil on me
Fav author : Shakespeare .
Fav clothing line: Ecko, akademix, North Face.
Fav body part on opossite sex: The womens eyes.
Dream Job: When I start to draw portraits in my house and get paid for it.
I am currently starting it.
Fav Team: Giants
Most embarrassing moment: When I farted in the 3rd grade and everyone was looking
At me however I played it off and told them my best friend did it..lmao

peace

Real First Name(don't do full names)-Franklin
Nicknames-Fuck Nicknames
DOB-March 25, 1985
Places lived-Bleh, a few places in Queens and Orange,NJ
POB-Jamaica Queens
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-Curel, cause its nearby
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-Ass
Fav. Color-Black, then red
Fav. Clothing Line-Sean Jean?
Dream Job-Pro Basketball Player
Most Emberressing Moment-Got beat up by a guy i shouldnt have lost too (he was small weak, and came off as gay)
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do-8.5 text, 8 real life
Fav. Emcee of all time-Nas
Fav. Actor of all time-Will Smith?
Fav. Movie of all time-Cooley High,Im Gonna Git you Sucka, New Jack City
Fav. Show of all Time-Cosby, Simpsons
Fav.Sport-Basketball
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport-Jordan
Fav.Team-95-96 Bulls
Fav. Author-Fiction=None, dont read alotta fiction

First Name-Jesse
Nicknames- Jay
DOB: May 13,1988
Places Lived- Boston, Portland Maine, Hong Kong.
POB-Hong Kong
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- Dont have one
Fav. Body part on the opposite sex-Ass
Fav. Color- Green
Fav. Clothing Line- hmmmm Akademiks
Dream Job- Head of an organized institute
Most Embarrassing moment- Walking out da locker room with no pants
Rate Yourself as a Textcee - 3.5, 5 real life
Fav. Emcee of all time- Snoop Dogg
Fav. Actor of all Time- Jet Li
Fav. Movie of all time-Biker Boyz and Malibu`s Most Wanted
Fav. Show of all time- Spongebob...j/p 106 & Park
Fav. Sport -Street Ball/B-ball
Fav. Player of Fav. Sport- Street ball: Hotsauce...B-Ball:Iverson and MJ
Fav. Team- `76 Celtics
Fav. Author- Shakepseare

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A Writer`s Talent Comes From A Writer`s Mind

Real First Name - Danièl
Nicknames - Daio
DOB - April 16 1986
Places lived - Yes..quite alot.
POB - Aruba
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with - w/e
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex - ass
Fav. Color - Red
Fav. Clothing Line - Walmart
Dream Job - WWF Superstar (lol)
Most Emberressing Moment - Birth
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do - About a 5..

Man.. don't ask..

Real name - Phillip
Nicknames - Peeg
DOB - 24/12/84
Places Lived - Just Wales
POB - Newport
Fav body part on opposite sex - Ass
Fav Colour - Blue
Fav Clothing line - Adidas
Dream Job - Drink/Drug sampler
Most Embarassing Moment - Lol.. Happens to many.. caught by mom jerking off..
Fav Emcee - Big L
Fav Actor - De Niro/Pacino
Fav Movie - Donnie Darko/Scarface
Fav Show - Umm.. Little Britain
Rate Yourself As A Textcee - 6

Real First Name - Ian
Nicknames- None Really...Sometimes My Friend Calls Me Brother E...Thats About It...
DOB- 11/11/87
Places lived- Hilo, Hawaii
POB - Hilo, Hawaii
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- I Don't Jerk. But I Use The Lotion To Smell Good...I Especially Like Victoria's Secret...Love Spell And Pear Glace Are Golden...!
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Ass And Face...
Fav. Color- Blue
Fav. Clothing Line- Whatever Looks Good
Dream Job- Super Hip-Hop Producer Or Pro Bodyboarder
Most Emberressing Moment- Nothing Really
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- I'll Let Others Rate Me...

First Name-Kenny (lay off tha South Park jokes, aight?)
Nicknames-Superman
DOB-July 3, 1986
Places Lived-Milwaukee, Phenoix, Miami, Chicago
POB-Milwaukee
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-NA
Fav. Body part on the opposite sex-Eyes
Fav. Color-Green
Fav. Clothing Line-None, name brands are stupid
Dream Job-A known MC
Most Embarrassing moment-Ran into a pole, which happens to people, but then i tripped "off" the curb and scraped my knee, that was just foolish
Rate Yourself as a Textcee-Eh, 5
Fav. Emcee of all time-Aesop Rock
Fav. Actor of all Time-Jack Nicolson (I think Spelling's off)
Fav. Movie of all time-Billy Madison
Fav. Show of all time-DBZ, yes i said it
Fav. Sport -Football
Fav. Player of Fav. Sport-none
Fav. Team-none
Fav. Author-Anne McCaffrey
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First Name-Anuj
Nicknames-Nuj
DOB-May 19,1990
Places Lived-NJ, NY, MI
POB-NJ
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-NA
Fav. Body part on the opposite sex- Chest
Fav. Color-Blue
Fav. Clothing Line- Ehh, Dunno
Dream Job- Just To Be Successful
Most Embarrassing moment- Dunno
Rate Yourself as a Textcee-5
Fav. Emcee of all time- Twista
Fav. Actor of all Time- Martin Lawerence
Fav. Movie of all time- Rush Hour 2
Fav. Show of all time- Fresh Prince
Fav. Sport - Basketball
Fav. Player of Fav. Sport- Allen Iverson
Fav. Team- Detroit Pistons
Fav. Author- Dunno

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Real First Name- Daniel
Nicknames- willibob
DOB- ??/??/??
Places lived- leigh, hag fold, westleigh
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- u americans use lotion to have a wank?
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- arse
Fav. Color- black
Fav. Clothing Line- dont have one, i like the clothes themselves
Dream Job- lottery winning porn star,
Most Emberressing Moment- none really i would like to share with y'all
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- wack
Fav. Emcee of all time- i have too many
Fav. Actor of all time- Forrest Whittaker,
Fav. Movie of all time- scarface
Fav. Show of all Time- the office, phoenix nights, so far in my short life
Fav.Sport- footie, (or soccer)
Fav.Player of Fav. Denilson, brazil player,
Fav.Team-'9 Man UTD
Fav. Author- i cant think of his name!!

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Real First Name- Jason
Nicknames- fiorz, fiori
DOB- 17/12/1987
Places lived- england..FULL STOP
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- u fukin wot??......typical fat americans
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Tits....cum on..if there big, ya cnt help lookin
Fav. Color- Red
Fav. Clothing Line- If tha clothes are gud, i buy them
Dream Job- Rapper...(whos on rb isnt?)
Most Embarrassing Moment- Gettin TOO pissd on sum jamaican vodka and actin stupid
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- im audio
Fav. Emcee of all time- 2Pac or Eminem
Fav. Actor of all time- Robert DeNiro
Fav. Movie of all time- Goodfellas
Fav. Show of all Time- The Office
Fav.Sport- Football aka Soccer
Fav.Player of Fav. sport- Ronaldinho
Fav.Team- Man. Utd
Fav. Author- Dont giv a shit bout authors..eminem bio was gd tho so author of that

First Name-Brad
Nicknames-B-rad (lol)
DOB-Dec 7, 1988
Places Lived-Indianapolis, Indiana
POB-Indianapolis, Indiana
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- N/A
Fav. Body part on the opposite sex- Face
Fav. Color- Black
Fav. Clothing Line- Dada or And 1 or Novelty Shirts
Dream Job- Just To Be Successful (same as testament)
Most Embarrassing moment- when i passed out at school
Rate Yourself as a Textcee- 4.7/10
Fav. Emcee of all time- 2Pac
Fav. Actor of all Time- Martin Lawerence
Fav. Movie of all time- Malibu's Most Wanted (funniest ever)
Fav. Show of all time- Chappelle's Show
Fav. Sport - Basketball
Fav. Player of Fav. Sport- T-Mac
Fav. Team- Indiana Pacers and Indianapolis Colts
Fav. Author- Tom Clancy and Stephan King