last night i got busted, smokin some dope
yup ya wanna know who by, the fuckin pope
we had to suck right up his fuckin ass
so he would let us off for smokin the grass
he said he wouldn't tell if we gave him our soul
and then ray jumped up and said kiss my hole
he picked up the phone and dialed the cops
you should a seen lillte ray's mouth drop
around the corner came the red and blue lights
they came right up and read us our rights
the head man said yep put em' in cuffs
big gene stepped up and said you wanna get rough
your out numbered... 3 to1
the boys jumped up and said lets have some fun
after we finished kickin some ass
we felt like some dope we felt like some grass
this is no joke, i need another toke
we threatened the pope to give back our dope
he was so confused, he couldn't refuse
we got him so high that he nearlly died
i said we should do something the rest said fuck it
5 minutes later he kicked the bucket
and i knew that this was just my luck, and
all i could say was holly fukin... hell yeah!

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