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Old 05-15-06, 03:00 PM   #1
KempoMRK
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Post LBL Magazine (14th May 2006)

IP: 73AC 6060



Intro

Yo yo yo yo yo. Pretty weak week last week (lol), but I’m feeling pretty good over the future of this league. Mainly because we have a known name, Mets, saying the league is nice and bringing people over here. So thanks to Mets, and to anyone else who is known please tell people about the league as we have a basis for a very nice league here, we just need more competition in this and less people not voting and shit. Which leads me to my next point, voting. I believe up until the 11 vs 12 battle or something, every single battle below it either had a no-show, someone not voting, or a no-show and someone not voting. The top half of the league is fine, everyone does well with voting etc so props to them. But the bottom half is absolutely abysmal. It’s like the people in the bottom bit don’t give a shit about dropping nice or voting, it seems to be all half assing and dropping like one vote and expecting to get the win or something. So step it up, if you have the desire to win then you will win in the bottom half, as everyone is pretty much equally talented. But yeah, I’m looking forward to the coming weeks of this; I hope the special event will be dope also. If you want a battle for it, hit me up. Just checking the sign ins now also, got quite a few including Hensley, shit is looking way up.

Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. Mimesis (6-0) vs 2. Precize (3-1)

In a battle no one thought he could win, in a battle which he shouldn’t have been in, in a battle that he’d have to drop his hardest to win, Precize came out and…got flawlessed. Yeah there was no upset here but it was never on the cards anyway, unless Mimesis no-showed I don’t think Precize could ever have won. But Precize didn’t drop all that bad, he was just outclassed. In fact, reading his verse again it was pretty good. Overdone the clichés but overall not a bad verse. His martyr bar was hot, feed bar was cool and so was the sock puppets bar. So yeah a decent verse from Precize but Mimesis just dropped raw. His opener was nice, Cize bar was ok, bitchslapped bar was decent, brace for impact bar was nice, full of shit bar was cool and his closer was aight. A hot verse. Dude is dope, he has the creativity on point and the nice wording to back it up. I don’t see him losing the title for a little while yet. Mimesis won 8-0.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Met-A-4 (2-0) vs 4. SlicKnife (2-0)

Pretty decent battle, a few quotables from both but Met definitely had more and took this comprehensively. Met started off slow with his first couple of bars but picked it up with the belt buckle line, game bar was hot, top 10 was nice and his closer was pretty decent as well. Cool verse overall, just a bit inconsistent. Like that Slick Rick bar was mad forced and just didn’t work at all. I hate wordplay like that personally and Slic also had a bar like that which didn’t work either. Slic had the 20 seconds bar, LBL bar was pretty decent, Slic set it up nicely and it made it hit a lot harder with a decent setup and his roundabout bar was also pretty nice. Decent battle here, but Met took this easily and won 7-0.

5. Daubs (4-2) vs 6. Chrit (1-0)

Not a bad battle, but Chrit came with quite a lot more creativity than Daubs and ran away with this. Chrit’s opener was hot, MLK bar I didn’t get so enlighten me someone please and his closer was pretty nice. Daubs men opener was decent, but the menace wordplay was irrelevant as fuck, coulda just been a hard personal. Sniper bar was cool, the rest wasn’t much. Chrit got this 7-3 and moved into the contender match next week.

7. So Rell (4-1) vs 8. JTR (4-1)

Nice battle here, yet quite one sided, definitely in voting. But there was a clear-cut winner and that was JTR who won by 6 votes in the end. Bit of beef between Rell and JTR as well lol, which made it interesting. Rell had the square one bar, that was nice along with the forced wordplay bar, Original recipe bar was pretty decent as well. JTR just came with straight fire though. His opener was decent, alias bar was decent, Rellish bar was nice, TOP bar was good and the closer was nice. So yeah, JTR came real nice. Good verse by him, he’ll definitely give Chrit a good battle next week in the contender match. JTR won 6-0.

9. Rush Lingo (3-3) vs 10. K.ontroverz.Y (1-3)

Pretty weak battle here. Kon dropped nothing of note, he has this mad whack style with plenty of pointless full stops thrown in. If you’re gonna use full stops use 3, there’s no need for more than that as it just makes your structure and your whole verse look sloppy as hell. But yeah, obviously you’ve gotta have good punches as well which Kon lacked like crazy this week. Rush came eh as well, he has nice wording but his concepts are just off, he needs to have a spark of creativity as while his bars are pretty much on point with wording the concepts themselves are weak. Everyone was feeling his opener but I preferred the offlines bar, wording was ironically a bit weird but it was a decent bar. Rush won 7-0.

11. Chris Stylez (2-4) vs 12. Serbness (2-3)

Pretty weak battle. Serb dropped first with some weird bars like this one:

Ugly fuck, thats you faggot, looking like a mouse
dudes don't want u out the closet....
and chicks don't want you out the house.

You just complimented the dude by saying chicks don’t want him out the house, proof read before you drop ya verses lol. Serb didn’t have any real quotables at all, but he didn’t try in the slightest cos he signed out also. Chris Stylez opener was pretty decent, nicely done bar. The rest wasn’t shit, but that bar got him 3 votes pretty much. It was tied 3-3 at the end but Serb didn’t vote so Chris picked up the win.

13. Danjure S. Writer (2-3) vs 14. Locutus (0-3)

Both dropped a single bar, Danjure’s was ehhhh as fuck. Locutus’s was laughable:

Your father is a ho,
and you're like gay whales...you can only blow...

He signed out so obviously he didn’t give a shit about this league from the start, good riddance.

15. Technical (0-2) vs 16. Tech Skillz (0-1)

Fuuuckin hell, Tech no-shows, Technical doesn’t vote. Double loss.

17. L.I. (0-1) vs 18. Franchise (0-1)

Franchise no-showed again. Fucking fag, he’s pretty good as well. L.I. posted and didn’t vote AGAIN, vote otherwise you will lose dude. You’re fucking up your chances in this league by not voting. Double loss.

19. Ben N Cyder (0-0) vs 20. Apotheoprophet (0-0)

Ben no-showed like a biatch. Apo showed up late and didn’t vote. Double loss!

21. Ziq (0-0) vs 22. Nick Fletcher (2-2)

Ziq bit! Ziq banned! Nick Fletcher wins!

No Show Verses

Nick Fletcher

You've got to be joking putting me against a fucking kid.

Fucking 11 years old, what a joke.


Whatever, here it is Ziq.

I don’t know shit about you Z.. it looks like my chance is looking slimmer
And when I asked ya moms to dish the dirt,
………………she said she’s saving that for dinner.
.
.
Your wack… and 11 I’m told, but kid there’s no need to fret
I won’t even say that you’ve dropped the ball, cuz hell…
………YOURS AIN’T EVEN DROPPED YET!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ziq against Raw King
Fat fuck,weve seen your pick,to beat the limit you need a timea(Timer)
You can call me a girl,cuz uve been on my nuts so long its made a vagina

^ You gotta be kidding me, if that’s ure best then Ziq ure through
Cuz you can’t expect to beat me, with concepts older than you
I’m a give you the 1-2 combo, call my hands Fist A and Fist B
And it ain’t got shit to do with the alphabet, when I connect A to Z
Ziq’s a fraud you see… so I’ll put his reputation under the knife
I mean tell me, how are you New to RV – when u’ve lived in one ure whole life
Fucking trailer trash. Yeah, on the park’s where Ziq resides
But I will say his home does look dope, after it appeared on Pimp My Ride.

Done.

Technical

Tech Takin Your Game Out Formality....This Lame Matched Up To Battle Me?..
But Hey!, As You See....Kempo Wanna Make This Match A "Gruesome Reality"!!..
Look Kid, You Not Winnin B....I'll Go Out On Ah Limb N Say U Aint As Ill As Me..
Take Shots Like Kennedy....Use Your Jaw As A Label, That's A "Fractured Industry"!!..
C'mon Punk, Why The Fuck Is U Breathin?....Nicca You Got A Legitimate Reason?..
You Aint Shit, Betta Believe It....Watch Me End TS Like Fat Joe And Remy Was Leavin!!..

Top Punches

mans gay so its true the only faggot in this joint is you
ideas on lock cause,
his long nose acts as a sniper target for his point of view

24. Daubs vs Chrit

Never dropping fresh, fuck ya other loss, I slay ya shit worse
You couldn't drop .Original lines without logging onto ya alias first

23. JTR vs So Rell

You must be drugged up, needing directions to get better with practice…
Man you must be high…'cause thats also roundabout your level of wackness!!!

22. SlicKnife vs Met-A-4

GFX head gettin blazed, even better when getting pissed, but....
You shoulda photoshopped atleast a few friends into the picture!!!

21. Chrit vs Daubs

Quote:
Originally Posted by Precize
rexless career so short he needs ladders to reach his fans..
im the zeus of rap, no wonder all my lines are greek to dan..


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimesis
I'm the Zeus of the league. . here to keep this wack hoe in his place
Cause you just keep getting Gaea with every fucking post that you make


The league knows you're a bitch. . and you will get wrecked, cause. .
You take pride in having your BEST punches summed up in my set ups

20. Mimesis vs Precize

Quote:
Originally Posted by precize
rexless career so short he needs ladders to reach his fans..
im the zeus of rap, no wonder all my lines are greek to dan..


Quote:
Originally Posted by mimesis
I'm the Zeus of the league. . here to keep this wack hoe in his place
Cause you just keep getting Gaea with every fucking post that you make


for bein a swagger jagger, your gonna be receivin smacks..
zeus of the league??
more like Martyr of LBL, cause ur gettin crucifed for believen that..

19. Precize vs Mimesis

I usually despise Acts, But I'ma write like Jack.
Irrelevant set up goes above...
[Insert Forced wordplay] - Followed by a wise crack.

18. So Rell vs JTR

That shows you aint using common logic, must be faint in the dome
Who the fuck creates an alias when their first account aint even known?!

17. JTR vs So Rell

so hungry for a flow that'll make ya wack style fresher.. Jesus!
nigga's bitin so much..
..his belt buckle is under more pressure than he is

16. Met-A-4 vs SlicKnife

see this 'n believe it, cause if history repeats itself on the spot..
i'll be able to start a game.. with all the play'd concepts you got

15. Met-A-4 vs SlicKnife

You aint entertainting, you aint even sonning my worse shit
So when we see relish, it aint comming from your verses

14. JTR vs So Rell

dont see whats so great about a mime verse, but all these cocks love it..
no fist fighter..
last time he talked with his hands..it involved sock puppets..

13. Precize vs Mimesis

Your a fucking joke, no disrespect to Kemp when Im sharing this fact…
But just fuck LBL…’cos Im in a different league compared to this cat

12. SlicKnife vs Met-A-4

Hopless Man, He smokes herbs, I slang 'em. He's scared dumb.
I'm posted on the Block, Jack's stuck at Sqaure One.

11. So Rell vs JTR

Thats why your not a challenge Met & I dont mean to upset n impare…
But I wrote this in the last minute…and STILL had 20 seconds to spare

10. SlicKnife vs Met-A-4

save it dukes, the mag'll never be one to rank you in any place
the only top 10 punches you'll be involved with..
..are the ones i slam somewhere on ya face

9. Met-A-4 vs SlicKnife

^ You gotta be kidding me, if that’s ure best then Ziq ure through
Cuz you can’t expect to beat me, with concepts older than you

8. Nick Fletcher vs Ziq

Get blatantly owned, you're garnished to lose, so just rot hog
Cuz ima eat .Rellish, but that dosn't mean you're hotdog

7. JTR vs So Rell

Who the fuck you think you are?. . just watch son, you're the worst
But you aren't full of shit. . cause you just dropped some in your verse

6. Mimesis vs Precize

I’m a give you the 1-2 combo, call my hands Fist A and Fist B
And it ain’t got shit to do with the alphabet, when I connect A to Z

5. Nick Fletcher vs Ziq

Daubs big time? Aint happening. Kid aint movin past me
Only busting out... when its in terms of his acne

4. Chrit vs Daubs

Fucking trailer trash. Yeah, on the park’s where Ziq resides
But I will say his home does look dope, after it appeared on Pimp My Ride.

3. Nick Fletcher vs Ziq

I'll keep hitting your fucking fat ass. . chubby, I sound the sickest. .
So when you brace for impact every damn dentist will go out of business

2. Mimesis vs Precize

Shouldn't step up. . it'd be best if you just dropped the pen, queer
Cause I'd take this league down to Cize. .
. .but I'd need a shovel and about ten years

1. Mimesis vs Precize

Verse of the Week

Mimesis

Lmao. I think it's pretty gay to research posts that people make on THIS site, pick out only the sentences that you need to make a punch, and then take the post out of context. . but now you're following me around on OTHER sites too? Way to take the faggotry up a level. .

Quote:
Originally Posted by Precize
rexless career so short he needs ladders to reach his fans..
im the zeus of rap, no wonder all my lines are greek to dan..


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimesis
I'm the Zeus of the league. . here to keep this wack hoe in his place
Cause you just keep getting Gaea with every fucking post that you make


The league knows you're a bitch. . and you will get wrecked, cause. .
You take pride in having your BEST punches summed up in my set ups
Shouldn't step up. . it'd be best if you just dropped the pen, queer
Cause I'd take this league down to Cize. .
. .but I'd need a shovel and about ten years
You're fucking hopeless. . not on my level, you're getting sonned but yo
You'll catch so many Hits From The Streets BET'll pay you to run the show
I'll murder you. . guns, knives, bats, nines. . ha, this kids just wack dude
Now it's in the hands of the judges. .
. .which just means you're going to get bitchslapped too
I'll keep hitting your fucking fat ass. . chubby, I sound the sickest. .
So when you brace for impact every damn dentist will go out of business
Who the fuck you think you are?. . just watch son, you're the worst
But you aren't full of shit. . cause you just dropped some in your verse
It's done. . believe it's true, I'm beating you. . just ownin' your ass
I don't plan to Cize up. . cause you won't get one vote in this match
Just look at the mags and stats. . we all know you're just dull and rattled
I'm power ranked 1. .
. .you're just able to power out 1 quotable per battle
This is over. . I can't believe all the bullshit I've heard from this guy
If your Pre-size. . that just means your smaller then words can describe
So fuck it. . but let me close this out, and I don't mean to be rude kid. .
But your claim to fame is having me flip your concept. .
. .10 times fucking better than you did

And no, nothing I posted was feeding off of his verse.


2nd: JTR
3rd: Met-A-4

Battle of the Week

Met-A-4 vs SlicKnife

Met-A-4

look, dukes, i'm gettin personal. i called you out earlier in the week for bitin mim's style. i mean, fuck, if not his, you still bitin someone's shit. cause after i accused you, serb seen ya punches and called them bitten. thats 2-0 us. look, bra, it's obvious! YOUR A BITER!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SerB
RV hates you bitch, the U.S heads know & from the U.K its fact…
But just fuck that…when even Palestine knows this cat Israeli whack

Whats more, these bars are real heavy Nick bet you get a real sense…
Then again your lines have such little substance…even the air starts to feel dense

^ those 2 are played to death. i swear i've seen both those punches some where else. wouldn't be surpised if this clown bite.

this kids shook, but look.. i'm not the only one sayin ur a liar..
..we even obSerb'd.. him calling you out on being a biter
see the source is duckin, fuckin neva lookin for your ass, ho
but if you'd make it to be unsign'd hype.. that'll be as far as ya go
so hungry for a flow that'll make ya wack style fresher.. Jesus!
nigga's bitin so much..
..his belt buckle is under more pressure than he is
see this 'n believe it, cause if history repeats itself on the spot..
i'll be able to start a game.. with all the play'd concepts you got
'n shit, i'm predicted against, but bitch, i ain't scared of jack
cause up until last week..
..you were only known for coming play'd or dropping wack!
them the facts, your second 'n for that, i'll bat ur face in dude
cause in the first place.. will be a rank you'll never make it to
save it dukes, the mag'll never be one to rank you in any place
the only top 10 punches you'll be involved with..
..are the ones i slam somewhere on ya face
say grace 'n beg for ya life, this blight'll have you feel'n unsober
'n them^ 10 punches'll makes us ABC..
..your ass as the next client on Xtreme Makeover
ya soft biter, ya not a writer! shit.. even Rick would make 'em gory..
..for havin a Slick state of mind.. for always tellin us Children's Stories
dude ya boring.. ya times up fag, i'm bout to put your ass in check
s'when i go back on shift, the breaks over.. my knee to your fuck'n neck

ahahaha! BITER! eat it, HOE!
20 lines, MATCH 'EM!

SlicKnife

Your a fucking fool bitch…calling me a biter without ANY evidence, that almost sucks as much as you do – And fuck what serB has to say, I have no idea if they are played since I hardly battle – therefore, unless you post lines worded like those, you have proved jack shit…

Word…

Now let me proceed to destroy you…not only do you fucking suck, your gay too…
Quote:
Originally Posted by Met-A-4
0o0o0oo.. daub is sexy.. 'n so r his designs!

…with a gay name, you battling with it just leaves my face grinnin’
So I would ask why ye Met-a-4…but the facts suggest you never date women
Plus you hardly hit with a punch & now that your task is made harder…
Youll throw an even bigamis’ to the point it strikes both your gay partners
Thats why your not a challenge Met & I dont mean to upset n impare…
But I wrote this in the last minute…and STILL had 20 seconds to spare
I threaten to scare, why you fear my flow…& my lines clearly blow…
If you think they just old…then yours passed the expiry date YEARS ago
Your a fucking joke, no disrespect to Kemp when Im sharing this fact…
But just fuck LBL…’cos Im in a different league compared to this cat
See no one likes you, your death wont even leave your peers concerned
So if Vakill…man even he’ll be happy to see how your Worst Fears Confirmed
Bitch you even suck on paper…so wait till I kick you on a stained floor…
& print so many footmarks on your face…youll look just like any other a-4
Need I say more? Saying I bit, you suck and will never earn cred…
& take you serious…? bitch your whole verse was based on what an ‘erB said
Fucking cunt, claiming I copy mime…bullshit & now Im just keeping it true
'Cause you dont just copy wackness…you go on and print a thousand sheets of too
You must be drugged up, needing directions to get better with practice…
Man you must be high…'cause thats also roundabout your level of wackness!!!


Fucking weak bitch...I hope you realise just how much you suck now

2nd: JTR vs So Rell
3rd: Mimesis vs Precize

Interview with Mets

KempoMRK: Hey yo Mets, how ya doing?

Mets: im aiight, on vacation from work so im being a loser for a week.

KempoMRK: lol nice. Straight to it, how come you're getting quite involved in this league and recruiting etc? Appreciated btw.

Mets: idk, i was gonna start a league somehwere just because the internet needs something new. the same leagues are always the good ones. and because i like leagues ran a certain way, like me, classick and allah ran the wbl. you sent me a pm and i checked out what you doin with the league and i liked it. everything was pretty much set up how i would set it up. it has a good mag and threads are up on time. thats all a league needs to get good people in it. so i figured there was no point to start from stratch when you put alot of work in the LBL, i figured i would help you out instead. The league should be a jumpoff in a few months.

KempoMRK: Good stuff man. You've recruited a few people already including Hensley and Butler, anyone else on the cards?

Mets: i didnt really recruit them, they got your pm ..i was talking the league up in a thread and i guess they seen it and was interested. you can take credit for them guys. im gonna try to get anyone to come over really, young philly is probaly gonna alias the league andwhoever else wants to. im just gonna put it on the table for a bunch of people. hopefully they join.

KempoMRK: Young Philly is dope, would be a coup to get him in the league. Aliases = Gay if your a known name in my opinion though, as names bring more people over ya know? You've champed most leagues around and your a legend at a lot of sites, what's left for you to do?

Mets: thats why i wanna help build this league. text has gotten really boring, its hard to sit and really think of punches. i usually jot ideas and form a punch. building a league kinda makes it fun again, RM and PR already know im a good battler, maybe some kids here dont, it'll be fun to see if we can make this league a success. text is a hobby and something to have fun with, it isnt a serious thing at all.

KempoMRK: I see you do audio, how does it compare to text? Do you prefer it?

Mets: i dont prefer doin it online over text or on cool edit. when i get chances to hit up studios with my boys, making songs is 1000x funner than text. but online i dont think it is. which is why ive only dropped a few things online. so as far as being online goes, text is way funner than audio. it helps me be a better writer.

KempoMRK: I get ya. What achievements can you boast of in text?

Mets: only league i enjoyed was the wbl. i won the title a few times there, had the most wins all time and im in the legends thread. its the only league i liked alot so its the only achievments i'll boast about, lol.

KempoMRK: Yeah, that was a dope league. What's your favourite battle that you had there? And tell us about it.

Mets: i lost to butler in my first champ match in 04, at that point it was probaly my dopest verse ..butler smashed it.

KempoMRK: Yeah, it'd be dope if we got him into the league. As the subject of respect was touched on in a round about way in what you just said, what battlers do you respect and feel the most?

Mets: Hens, butler and shake-zula, are my top three favorite dudes to read these days.

KempoMRK: All B-Boys lol. It seems like you ain't really up on RM?

Mets: yea, i post there just as much as i do on RM. oneduh and user woulda been the next two, lol.

Mets: just as much as i on PR*

KempoMRK: Aight. On to a bit of history shit now, how did you start text battling? You ain't been around all that long if I remember rightly, was it '04 you came about?

Mets: nah ive been around since 01', lol. i started out as the king of D12 world back in 01', some guy from my school that i smoked weed with everyday told me about bboys, he was Tyson on there. which is a god to most the bboys community. i went there in 02' and it was a wrap. turned out i wasnt that good to the bboys people, but after about a year i picked up on it and started winning. everything clicked. then we started wbl, and thats when i went from an good battler to a well respected battler.

KempoMRK: Ahh, that's why I've only heard of you from then cos of the WBL. You knew Tyson? That's crazy, people are still going on about the dude today. Give us an insight on him or something lol

Mets: lol, he's a little dude ..he looks like the donkey from shrek. nah, he's cool. his parents were awesome, we would post in his room and smoke weed religiously. he got caught up with the police and had coke and a gun on him. he's been in jail ever since.

KempoMRK: I see dude's on PR posting asking about his whereabouts, still not sure where he is and stuff. I'm gonna post this interview on PR probs, so how much longer is he gonna be in jail?

Mets: they all know he's in jail, its mostly new kids that heard about him that dont know. idk, i haveent spoke to him since about 4 months before he went in. i heard he was gonna be released this year but i dont know how much fact that is.

KempoMRK: Ah I see. Did he mentor you as such about battling or was it all you?

Mets: nah, right when he told me to sign up. he got kicked outta school and 3 months later he was in jail.

KempoMRK: On the subject of advice, what advice would you give to newer battlers?

Mets: id tell'em to stop flippin so many lines. then id tell'em that its just a hobby, you'll get better at it. it will all click one day. and to not take it serious, when you get offline text should never be whats on your mind unless your writing a little something in your free time.

KempoMRK: That's cool. So once again back to the league. Who have you seen in there who you think is real talented?

Mets: i havent read alot of people in the league yet. mimesis seems pretty tight, chrit can come tight ..havent gotten the chance to read any of the other guys.

KempoMRK: Aight. Let's do some word association.

KempoMRK: David Lama

Mets: my nigga

KempoMRK: Fracture

Mets: fathered the way we write kinda.

KempoMRK: butler

Mets: fresh

KempoMRK: John Hensley

Mets: recycle, sike ..bodybreaking jewish gnomes

KempoMRK: lmao. ClasSick

Mets: DOHPE

KempoMRK: Shake Zula

Mets: DOHPE

KempoMRK: Young Philly

Mets: DOHPE

KempoMRK: Mets

Mets: DOHPE

Mets: 4 members of dohpe in a row

KempoMRK: I think that's all the members of DOHPE, so lastly but not leastly, Pharoahe Def

Mets: the last wbl champ.

KempoMRK: Cooly. Well that's about all I've got to say, dope interview man. Sign us out with a little paragraph of whatever.

Mets: no doubt. if you wanna change of scenary, join the league. kemp will do his part, you do yours and sign the fuck up. other than that, i hope the league does well. i hope mimesis iws champ so i can end his undefeated streak. and you forgot Mufffy, ARMZ and Demika in the dohpe squad. a-b-c ya later.

KempoMRK: Dope, peace man.

Predictions

LBL Championship Match: 1. Mimesis (7-0) vs 2. Met-A-4 (3-0)

Oooh dopeness. I tend to always call battles like this dope and then they sometimes disappoint, but I don’t think and really hope that this won’t disappoint. So drop dope both of you, drop to your fullest as it could go either way. Mimesis is the better battler but Met-A is nice as well. The only difference is Mimesis is super consistent and comes with at least 4 dope quotables a week and at least a couple that are top 5 material. Where as Met seems to have a dope verse one week, then average the next then decent the next then dope etc etc. He needs to get more consistent otherwise he won’t beat Mimesis. This should be a nice battle though but I’ve got Mimesis taking this.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Chrit (2-0) vs 4. JTR (5-1)

I’ve been quite disappointed with Chrit, he seems to be coming with only what he has to to win. Nothing that is outright dope, he just has a couple of nice punchlines thrown in here and there but no real dopeness. JTR on the other hand has been coming hot for the last few weeks and coulda been champ like 2 weeks ago if he voted. I honestly think JTR will take this, but it’s one that could so easily go the other way if Chrit drops dope. As Chrit has been around for time and he knows how to structure verses, when to drop dope and when not to, he’s a known name also. These things could work in his favour. But based on league momentum, JTR should win.

5. Rush Lingo (4-3) vs 6. Chris Stylez (3-4)

This’ll prob be ehh. Neither have been dropping great, Rush has been dropping better though. He should beat Chris fairly easily as his wording is on point, he just needs to drop some doper concepts. Rush should win this and probably will.

7. Nick Fletcher (3-2) vs 8. R-Rated (3-1)

Nick dropped hot last week, it seems like he’s not underestimating his opponents anymore lol. But yeah, he dropped mad nice. The pimp my ride bar was dopeness. R-Rated has been dropping ok lately, but no way near Nick really. Nick should get this easily.

9. Precize (3-2) vs 10. Daubs (4-3)

Precize dropped decent against Mimesis last week even though he wasn’t really in with a chance of winning. Where as Daubs didn’t drop great against Chrit, it seems pic battles ain’t really his forte. Yet Daubs is generally better overall, so I’m gonna go with Daubs winning this. Should be a decent battle though.

11. K.ontroverz.Y (1-4) vs 12. Danjure S. Writer (2-4) vs 13. So Rell (4-2)

No one will touch So Rell in this. Kon and Danjure ain’t great in the slightest as their records suggest. Rell should take this easily with 0 votes going to anyone else.

14. Technical (0-3) vs 15. L.I. (0-2)

Battle of the non-voters. This is a fucking pointless battle to predict as it’s far more predictable that neither will vote and both will lose. So hey, surprise me. But L.I. will win if both drop and vote.

16. Apotheoprophet (0-1) vs 17. Jae Brix (2-2)

I dunno fuck all about Apo and it seems he doesn’t give two shits about this league. Yet I know Brix as he’s been in the league before and he’s aight. Nothing really all that special, but he has the potential to elevate and be good. So yeah, I think Apo will prob no-show which will result in Brix winning.

18. Mets (0-0) vs 19. Wicked One (0-0)

I dunno who Wicked One is, but he seems to have been around a bit on RV. His record is 40-19. But Mets is dope and is a WBL legend, has champed that league and has been around on many other sites and leagues and done well there. RBL champ as well I think. So yeah, Mets will win this.

Rankings

1. Mimesis (7-0)
2. Met-A-4 (3-0)
3. Chrit (2-0)
4. JTR (5-1)
5. Rush Lingo (4-3)
6. Chris Stylez (3-4)
7. Nick Fletcher (3-2)
8. R-Rated (3-1)
9. Precize (3-2)
10. Daubs (4-3)
11. K.ontroverz.Y (1-4)
12. Danjure S. Writer (2-4)
13. So Rell (4-2)
14. Technical (0-3)
15. L.I. (0-2)
16. Apotheoprophet (0-1)
17. Jae Brix (2-2)
18. Mets (0-0)
19. Wicked One (0-0)

Power Rankings

7. So Rell – Scraping in after dropping an only decent verse against JTR in a battle he got flawlessed in. But he’s nice, he just needs more experience before he can hang with the really dope people. A nice battler though, should walk his battle this week also.

6. Mets – Dude’s dope. He’s been around leagues for a while, been battling since ’01 and was even friends with Tyson who B-Boys knows very well. Should be in the champ match soon, I’m pretty confident about that.

5. Nick Fletcher – Will be in the contender match next week, I’m pretty sure about that. And he should almost certainly be in the champ match in 2 weeks as well, an easy run to the champ match it seems. How he’ll do against whoever is the champ at the time I dunno, but he’s definitely capable of winning the title.

4. Chrit – Just behind JTR due to not his skill, but the fact he ain’t been dropping dope as he can lately. He seems to half ass as such when he knows he’s gonna win and so far that tactic has worked. But he’ll have to drop dope to beat JTR, which he is definitely capable of. It ain’t me saying he’ll have to up his game, more like me reminding him to up his game lol.

3. JTR – Has been dropping really nice lately, and as I’ve already said he could have been the champ a few weeks ago if he’d of voted. He’s nice, if my prediction is right he’ll be in the champ match against Mimesis next week which’ll be a dope battle. Lately he’s become real consistent as well, prob the second most consistent in the league behind Mimesis.

2. Met-A-4 – Came into this league with little hype and made his own hype. I know he’s Untold now, never knew that before. But he’s been around and he’s a nice battler. I don’t see him beating Mimesis but if he tries his hardest and drops dope then he could.

1. Mimesis – He’s been the number one power ranking since week 3 now, and he definitely ain’t been letting up at all lately. Always drops at least 4 dope punches in his verses and is very consistent. Perfect wording for most of his stuff as well. The thing that makes him different to most is that he drops dope for any opponent. He’ll prob occupy this spot for a little while longer.

Outro

Things are really looking up for this league, Hensley has signed in, butler is showing interest as well as Lama. Mets is out recruiting and creating a buzz about the league, seems like a B-Boys revolution lol. But yeah, things are really looking good. I mean, 24 dope punches this week, that’s really really good. The only thing I did notice though is that all of those punches were from only 8 battlers, so to the rest of you, you have to step it up to hang with them. Peace.

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damn, great work... real thorough. can tell u put a lot into this. keep up the good work... mags are what make a league. expect to see my name appearing in these frequently
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Old 05-15-06, 03:27 PM   #3
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best interview yet
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good shit man....
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hahaha FUCK! i keep forgetting to vote i've been so damn busy. i will this week.. i should be fuckign 2-0, damnit im just gonna have to make a killer comeback.
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next pay per view, put me in against one of those b-boys legends............
I never got to face them on RM, and refuse to sign into B-boys
so I would def show for that type of battle
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^ i'll face you, lol. but dope mag man. i never champed RBL though, . all my losses are in the champ match. never could pull that one out.

dope overall read though.
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is b-boys even around anymore?

and dope mag, yo! real good shits. nice comments, nice interview, nice everythin.. really feelin it and shit.

good job.
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^ i'll face you, lol. but dope mag man. i never champed RBL though, . all my losses are in the champ match. never could pull that one out.

dope overall read though.






i know you right?
I was on RM, here, and i read RB
any other names? and sure we can face
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im Mets, lol. i know your name from RM though. yea, we can do the pay per view for fun since you wanted to face a bboy member or whatever. should be dope.

and word to meta4, bboys died late 05.
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im Mets, lol. i know your name from RM though. yea, we can do the pay per view for fun since you wanted to face a bboy member or whatever. should be dope.

and word to meta4, bboys died late 05.



lmao, duh its Mets!
yeah I had to sign out of all leagues due to my half assingness late drops pissing the mods off
but Kemp feel free to keep me vs mets in mind next pay per view
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chea.. thought so.

WHY? :'(
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Wooord. N.Tavarez vs Mets signed for the PPV!
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Put me vs 3 people for the PPV...

meaning... 3 people write 16-20 lines and I'll post 60
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hmmmm
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