..you're not straight. So does that make you crooked?

Discuss.

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It all depends, man. Crooked is only one of many options. There's curved, zig-zagged and much more.

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You could also be bent.

So does that mean all bent cops are gay?

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Could be.

But to the original question.

What if you're just "straight gay". then what?

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If you're straight gay, maybe that means you'd fuck a girl whilst simultaneously taking a foot long up the ass.

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Who's foot tho?

My money is on either Jake or Carlos.

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That means all fat people are fags.

Still waiting for you to answer the question. Don't be afraid. We won't judge.

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then u are a certified homo...

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us waiver, waiver, us entry waiver, criminal record travel, denied entry us

Now are we talking foot as in measurement or foot as in length?

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That's a good question.

Can I use a lifeline? I'd like to poll the audience.

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You can do either.

I wonder, who will you call if you choose a lifeline? Or, if you poll the audience.. who is in the audience?

These factors can determine the likelihood of success in this type of thing.

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You are the second coming of Ghandi. You amaze me with your philosophical views.

Can I phone you? Or if I polled the audience, would you be considered the audience?

What about 50/50?

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Well, if we can combine our collective intellect and master human cloning... then we could clone equal numbers of ourselves and fill the audience.

Also, if we hooked them all up with a phone, we'd have that angle covered to.

As far as 50/50.. well, I'm sure between us we could create a solution to guarantee success if we opted to go that route.

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Master human cloning? BRILLIANT.

But back to the question

a foot in measurement or foot in length?

What about a foot as a body part though? Is this a trick question?

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