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Old 04-19-07, 01:49 PM   #1
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1. §howcase (9-1) vs. 2. Axeshun (4-0)

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Yo Momma Battles

We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck.

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Old 04-19-07, 06:22 PM   #2
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Old 04-19-07, 10:57 PM   #3
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ROFLZ! All I wanted was to get a loss removed, but instead I get placed in the champ match...but that's coo, my bad Wireless...

check...


http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=241624
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=241627
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=241619

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Old 04-21-07, 07:51 PM   #4
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We supposed to come original right? so I'll be scheming on this slob
Show mad...
Cuz his mom got fired from the sperm bank- for drinking on the job
I'll punch you aggressive this week, its my fist you be tastin bitch
& My yo momma jokes might be played, like her in relationships
When it comes to the winter I bet your mom & be in hibernation
All they do is talk shit to of-fender,bender...like the traffic violation
They way she come up in the rooms, she just be so broadly
I mean damn the bitch so fat...
She signed up as a downer, and she gave 2 people whole bodies
Yo momma voice so fucking squeaky, she got the glass poppin
She the only person I know who broke, and still got fat pockets
I can't get over her weight, literally lolz, but she gon be iight for a while
She still tryna thank BabyPhat, for turning around her life as a child
Real talk she ugly tho, and fag you should be in fear
Cuz your mom looking like Peter Griffin...with a beard


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Old 04-22-07, 10:06 PM   #5
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Gonna need till tues.

Haven't even had time to start
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Old 04-23-07, 06:26 PM   #6
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Votes are due like the next morning, it will be liek 2 votes in this battle :/
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Old 04-23-07, 07:12 PM   #7
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I'll try and post tonight, but I have homework and a test and am writing for 2 tourney's and a mag :P
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Old 04-24-07, 04:32 PM   #8
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I shoulda lost last week right, but shit I'm still the bomb,
You can say I shouldn't be in this...
...but I said the same thing last night when I was with your mom.
Dude, I'm coming through, to let mad hits fly,
You thought this would be a hoe-show...but your mom didn't swing by.
I'll be hitting your girl and then blasting your wig,
But your mom? Yea, I would chop that...with the axe in your sig.
And then blow my load on her cranium, all at a fast pace,
So if children are blessings...
...I might as well build a church on your mom's face.
Yea, yo mama is such a dog kid, she's ugly just face it,
If I decided to throw the ugly stick...she would probably chase it.
I haul ass when I'm late for school, and that's damn shit,
But when your momma tries to haul ass...she has to make two round trips.
And it's true son you'll take the win and all the votes too,
Because yo moma is so fat...they'll all be pulled by gravity towards you.




Edited in to be 14.

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Old 04-25-07, 04:54 AM   #9
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We supposed to come original right? so I'll be scheming on this slob
Show mad...
Cuz his mom got fired from the sperm bank- for drinking on the job
Nice
I'll punch you aggressive this week, its my fist you be tastin bitch
& My yo momma jokes might be played, like her in relationships
Again Nice
When it comes to the winter I bet your mom & be in hibernation
All they do is talk shit to of-fender,bender...like the traffic violation
Nah dogg quite forced
They way she come up in the rooms, she just be so broadly
I mean damn the bitch so fat...
She signed up as a downer, and she gave 2 people whole bodies
LOL This was nice aswell
Yo momma voice so fucking squeaky, she got the glass poppin
She the only person I know who broke, and still got fat pockets
Again straight here
I can't get over her weight, literally lolz, but she gon be iight for a while
She still tryna thank BabyPhat, for turning around her life as a child
ok
Real talk she ugly tho, and fag you should be in fear
Cuz your mom looking like Peter Griffin...with a beard
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I shoulda lost last week right, but shit I'm still the bomb,
You can say I shouldn't be in this...
...but I said the same thing last night when I was with your mom.
Nice
Dude, I'm coming through, to let mad hits fly,
You thought this would be a hoe-show...but your mom didn't swing by.
decent
I'll be hitting your girl and then blasting your wig,
But your mom? Yea, I would chop that...with the axe in your sig.
straight aswell
And then blow my load on her cranium, all at a fast pace,
So if children are blessings...
...I might as well build a church on your mom's face.
nah not really feelin good concept bad flip
Yea, yo mama is such a dog kid, she's ugly just face it,
If I decided to throw the ugly stick...she would probably chase it.
ok
I haul ass when I'm late for school, and that's damn shit,
But when your momma tries to haul ass...she has to make two round trips.
good
And it's true son you'll take the win and all the votes too,
Because yo moma is so fat...they'll all be pulled by gravity towards you.
Sick closer


Too close to call but rather than vote tie i'll come back in a bit n edit a decision in

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Old 04-25-07, 03:10 PM   #10
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They way she come up in the rooms, she just be so broadly
I mean damn the bitch so fat...
She signed up as a downer, and she gave 2 people whole bodies
Yo momma voice so fucking squeaky, she got the glass poppin
She the only person I know who broke, and still got fat pockets
I can't get over her weight, literally lolz, but she gon be iight for a while
She still tryna thank BabyPhat, for turning around her life as a child

dam. axe is tryna hurt feelings lol

We supposed to come original right? so I'll be scheming on this slob
Show mad...
Cuz his mom got fired from the sperm bank- for drinking on the job

played as a mudafucka

really no complaints except the bar above and the forced word play. strong verse i could tell you want this one

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And then blow my load on her cranium, all at a fast pace,
So if children are blessings...
...I might as well build a church on your mom's face.

lolololol this shit made me laugh

nothing else stuck out. dat all

axe sonned dood. i dont know if show took an off week but easy choice

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Old 04-25-07, 05:26 PM   #11
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We supposed to come original right? so I'll be scheming on this slob
Show mad...
Cuz his mom got fired from the sperm bank- for drinking on the job
rofl wow
I'll punch you aggressive this week, its my fist you be tastin bitch
& My yo momma jokes might be played, like her in relationships
decent
When it comes to the winter I bet your mom & be in hibernation
All they do is talk shit to of-fender,bender...like the traffic violation
ight
They way she come up in the rooms, she just be so broadly
I mean damn the bitch so fat...
She signed up as a downer, and she gave 2 people whole bodies
ight
Yo momma voice so fucking squeaky, she got the glass poppin
She the only person I know who broke, and still got fat pockets
eh
I can't get over her weight, literally lolz, but she gon be iight for a while
She still tryna thank BabyPhat, for turning around her life as a child
ok
Real talk she ugly tho, and fag you should be in fear
Cuz your mom looking like Peter Griffin...with a beard
lol wtf!!!!!

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I shoulda lost last week right, but shit I'm still the bomb,
You can say I shouldn't be in this...
...but I said the same thing last night when I was with your mom.
cool
Dude, I'm coming through, to let mad hits fly,
You thought this would be a hoe-show...but your mom didn't swing by.
meh
I'll be hitting your girl and then blasting your wig,
But your mom? Yea, I would chop that...with the axe in your sig.
decent
And then blow my load on her cranium, all at a fast pace,
So if children are blessings...
...I might as well build a church on your mom's face.
cool
Yea, yo mama is such a dog kid, she's ugly just face it,
If I decided to throw the ugly stick...she would probably chase it.
lol
I haul ass when I'm late for school, and that's damn shit,
But when your momma tries to haul ass...she has to make two round trips.
decent
And it's true son you'll take the win and all the votes too,
Because yo moma is so fat...they'll all be pulled by gravity towards you.
aight


Close as fuck Axe's opener & closer were killer, Showcase blew rest with better idea's & creativity, this shit close as fuck ummmm Showcare I felt his verse more.
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Old 04-25-07, 05:59 PM   #12
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Axe- i was feelin pretty much ya whole verse. Opener was a dope concept worded a little roughly but still descent. The rest of ya verse was good, basically above par. overall wordplay was great. I liked ya closer as well LOL. overall not bad man.

Show-your verse was good as well man. i liked most of ya verse. i think you started off badly, and then picked it up after ya first 4 bars. I just basically wasn't feelin the beginnin. You had some pretty clever wordplay as well. overall decent verse.


i'm gon go with Axe for a more consistent verse.
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Old 04-26-07, 09:39 PM   #13
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We supposed to come original right? so I'll be scheming on this slob
Show mad...
Cuz his mom got fired from the sperm bank- for drinking on the job
Lol, creative. 1.5/2
I'll punch you aggressive this week, its my fist you be tastin bitch
& My yo momma jokes might be played, like her in relationships
Barely decent.. 1/2
When it comes to the winter I bet your mom & be in hibernation
All they do is talk shit to of-fender,bender...like the traffic violation
Creative again, but the 'bender' part was worded wrong. 1/2
They way she come up in the rooms, she just be so broadly
I mean damn the bitch so fat...
She signed up as a downer, and she gave 2 people whole bodies
Wasn't feelin this one. 0.5/2
Yo momma voice so fucking squeaky, she got the glass poppin
She the only person I know who broke, and still got fat pockets
This made me chuckle. 1/2
I can't get over her weight, literally lolz, but she gon be iight for a while
She still tryna thank BabyPhat, for turning around her life as a child
Ehhh... rewording woulda made it dope. 1/2
Real talk she ugly tho, and fag you should be in fear
Cuz your mom looking like Peter Griffin...with a beard
Filler... as a closer? 0.5/2

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I shoulda lost last week right, but shit I'm still the bomb,
You can say I shouldn't be in this...
...but I said the same thing last night when I was with your mom.
Ok... and? Weak to me. 0.5/2
Dude, I'm coming through, to let mad hits fly,
You thought this would be a hoe-show...but your mom didn't swing by.
The whole concept was iffy. 0.5/2
I'll be hitting your girl and then blasting your wig,
But your mom? Yea, I would chop that...with the axe in your sig.
Ehhh... not harsh enough. 0.5/2
And then blow my load on her cranium, all at a fast pace,
So if children are blessings...
...I might as well build a church on your mom's face.
Nicely worded. 1.5/2
Yea, yo mama is such a dog kid, she's ugly just face it,
If I decided to throw the ugly stick...she would probably chase it.
Uh-uh. Not feelin this. 0.5/2
I haul ass when I'm late for school, and that's damn shit,
But when your momma tries to haul ass...she has to make two round trips.
Lol, this was funny. 1.5/2
And it's true son you'll take the win and all the votes too,
Because yo moma is so fat...they'll all be pulled by gravity towards you.
Oooh, concept was good, but the wording at the end wasn't. 1/2

- 6/14 -

Damn, by a hair...
Show had more haymakers, but Axe was more consistent

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Old 04-26-07, 10:34 PM   #14
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I shoulda lost last week right, but shit I'm still the bomb,
You can say I shouldn't be in this...
...but I said the same thing last night when I was with your mom.
Dude, I'm coming through, to let mad hits fly,
You thought this would be a hoe-show...but your mom didn't swing by.
I haul ass when I'm late for school, and that's damn shit,
But when your momma tries to haul ass...she has to make two round trips.

vs.

They way she come up in the rooms, she just be so broadly
I mean damn the bitch so fat...
She signed up as a downer, and she gave 2 people whole bodies

Wow. I saw Axeshun was winning and was surprised so I checked this out. Damn, not only did Axeshun not win, but it wasn't even close. We're all entitled to our own opinions and no offense meant to Axeshun, but §howcase got this... and quite easily. Axeshun, u did have that 1 really dope quotables. Ur opener was funny in a way, but so sick and disgusting I couldn't quote it. BabyPhat and Fenderbender lines coulda been okay, but needed rewording. §howcase had 3 solid quotables and the rest of his verse was decent too. I don't know what y'all are seeing, but..

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Old 04-27-07, 10:34 AM   #15
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Axeshun, I know u voted, but please post links next time so I don't have to check. 3-2, looks like we got a new champ. Grats

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