Sumthings about us hispanicz ...
read it you'll laugh your head off.


You Know You're a Latino When...

You put your clean pots in the oven for storage

Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove

Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake.

You have to say "bendicion" to your grandmother / mother / aunts when you come in and before you leave

Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you

You call all cereal "con fleys"

You call any sneaker "tenis"

You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food

Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted will make you get sick

You need that piece of cake before you leave the party

You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday

"La Correa" or "La Chancla" were used to discipline you

You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall

The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it

You blast the music at 12 pm to clean the house on a Saturday

The whole family gathers around and stands still in front of the video camera at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a regular camera.

You set up a towel whenever your family goes to the park

You are older than one of your uncles or aunts

Your Mom has two sets of dishes and bed sheets: One for everyday use and the other for "cuando llege visita

Your mother keeps the rice in a big plastic box and instead of a scoop inside , it`s a tea cup with a broken handle

You go to a birthday party and your friends that couldn't go are asking you to bring them back some food

Your mom / tia / abuelita has a ceramic elephant on the living room table

Your favorite dish is pegao

You have an aunt who sells pasteles on the side

when you were a kid and they used to scare with a imaginary thing called el cuco

You eat tamales at christmas

You open your gifts on December 24th

It could be 100 degrees outside and your mom is making "empanadas"

You're proud to be Hispanic - and you pass these jokes on to all your Spanish friends!

I Aint Hispanice But Mih Peoples Do Some Of These Things

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You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food.. rofl.

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this shit is just hilarious in general because i got maddddd fam that do almost all of those things

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1

this is so true well most of it at-less HAHAHAHA!!!!!

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NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH!!!!

you forgot that we make coffe in the morning in 100 degree whether or any whether

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No, I didn't laugh, but some of that shit Black people do too.

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And you forgot how to spell WEATHER...you also forgot the last "S" on your name.

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The whole family gathers around and stands still in front of the video camera at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a regular camera.

buahgahahahaha