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Old 01-22-07, 11:41 AM   #1
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What is the extreme championship belt? Its a special belt only available at the LBL. Its where battlers compete using special gimmicks rather than regular battles. Wireless and Nick Fletcher are competiting this week in a concept flipping battle. Wanna face the winner? Diss this picture!



Sonny Dimebags recommended Rosie O'Donnell and I thought that might be a fun roast. For those of you who don't know, Rosie used to host a talk show. She stopped the show after many years and came out that she was a lesbian. She used Tom Cruise as her secret crush to coverup the fact she was a lesbian, she's fat, and she has beef with Donald Trump just to provide a few personals.

Also, she recently appeared on WWE in a match against Donald Trump and got FUCKING OWNED!! - Nick Fletcher.

Verses must be 10-20 lines and are due Saturday night. Best diss gets to compete for the extreme championship next week.

GL!

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Old 01-22-07, 01:57 PM   #2
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lolol at this pic

shes a woman of a thousand looks,..with that said
i couldnt tell if it was her or not..cause her body dont match her head
check it,her jacket isnt a new style for the fall
a group of graffitti artist just spary painted her thinking she was a wall
no one would ever hit that, an she can be a huge slut dude
its really disturbing knowin her words in this pic was im gon fuck you
rosie you left yaself go,damn this bitch is a slob
her main view on life involves a grill,bbq chicken an any type of hot dog
she puts a disgrace to the lesbian community
Donald Trump put a hit out on her,
.......an ellen degeneres said she'd do it free
really she probably turned gay cause of her weight
she only wrestle'd Donald Trump thinking it might turn her straight
after she found out about the hit, she try'ed to change her looks see
an nailed the goal of trying to resembles a fat chinese lady
but her size did help, get her more movie scripts
to be the first american lady to star in the most chinese flix's
at a rocket game,she was put on tv sitting with her brother
now tnt is getting sued for mistaking her as yao mings mother
i don't recommend smacking that ass..cuz of her weight
would cause sucha wave..it would be consider a tsunami in most states
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Old 01-24-07, 01:35 PM   #3
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Rosie O'Donnell look like she took 400 pounds of Bologni and Swallowed
Ayo, look at her Belly. lol, wit all dat "Jelly" she could be a Patroleum Model
If eatin food was like makin money, den she dam sure earned her Salary
Donald Trump could say Youre "Fired", and she still wouldnt "Burn" a calorie
Her Mom said "Reach for the Sky" so she came and she grabbed it
Den she came back on da ground and Made it a Jacket. (Lmao ...)
Fuck if she rich. Claimin Her??? I wouldnt even wanna pretend to
Look at her finger. She tryna figure out what she want on a menu.
All big and sloppy and shit ..... lol, she praly be stankin wit heavy fartin
In dis pic she look like a messed up mix of Ersula and Kelly Clarson
It makes sence she a les, cuz what da hell typa Dick would blaze her??
Look at shorty Face. lmao, Dis bitch got more Chins den asia

Haha, lol Aight im done .........
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Old 01-25-07, 03:55 PM   #4
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Yo fuck this ugly bitch and that crew cut she sports
only thing tough about Rosie,are her Boxer shorts
Why even listen to her ideas, and fuckin waste time
I only have one thing in common wit her, my waistline
Thank God this bitch dont ride the hog,she's the symbol of dyke
she's an automatic wheelie, juss put her on tha back of ya bike
This bitch look like a food makin, Clay Aiken, takin forty pounds of bacon
down any hole that vacant,while each hand got a chicken in a bag shakin
Rosie acts all smart , but really though this fat heffer has been stupid all her life
Told her I entered her in a pie eating contest,she was like I won't cheat on my wife
I bet watever brave soul goes down on Rosie,has to hold their breath
Might as well call her box a coffin, because it smells juss like death
When my girl is cold I give her my sweater,that's one easy call
I'm human I'd let Rosie wear it too, but I know it would be to small
Wit all honesty Rosie don't have a dick,her poor dildo's get her erections
She use em to the end,her sex toy collection, looks like a burnt candle section
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Old 01-27-07, 05:52 AM   #5
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like all men, i took one look at u and almost started to faint
got a face lookin like she uses pro active but u can tell the bitch aint
ya jokes are horrid n in the future the rest may suck bitch, cant doubt the hunches
cuz if ya shit's real talk then now i know why ur the only one laughin at ur punches
we'll just call it a comedic horror flick if you plan to release a sex tape
cuz nothin can support ur weight even got ur left arm all bent outta shape
made come back? psshh from the start we just wished u never made it
fucka regular burial, u could tell ur sex life's dead when even ya cream mated
tried doin the splits n failed miserably, playin it off like the shit didnt hurt
in chinese restuarants lookin for spare ribs cuz her stomach cracked all of hers
always been lackin the curves since and probably before u were in ur teens
drinkin cases of slim fast but u wont get slim fast cuz u'll stop n take breaths in between
joined the view n they went n got wide stronger chairs cuz of u
I bet your lifes is shambles..what? u went and sat on it too?
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Old 01-27-07, 01:34 PM   #6
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Tried to hide her lesbian love? That’s the ticket,
Yet how can she…when most people walk on carpet and she chooses to lick it?
And that gay colored jacket, if you plan to take it off just wait,
Because if you do decide to come out of the blue…
…the studio first has to evacuate.
Surprised you could even fit in it, should try some fitness,
Since your shirts have so many X’s…they ran porn companies out of business
No-one wants to see that, not even your lesbian support group,
Wait! Their title is a lie…because even that chair can’t support you.
So how can they expect to, and those gigantic thighs…
…Gave Donald a run for his money, since he was paying her to exercise.
And with her talk show she was on a roll, but now she’s so rude,
So I’ll just step on Rosie’s stomach, but then I'd be on a few rolls too.
However, I'm not one to make fun of fat people, it's not my style,
When all it takes is envisioning Tom Cruise as a Big Mac to make her smile.
Those lights on your face are over done Rosie, nobody likes you,
But I guess you need all that ‘glare on your face’…since nobody wants to.
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Old 01-27-07, 06:19 PM   #7
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here u go..

diggin the tie die shirt, n a smile that hardly frowns
reminded me of woodstock so good, it reminds me of snoopy n charlie brown..
now i get the whole tom cruise thing, n feeling why
cuz with that shirt u can see him in the backround..of Vanilla Sky...
n juss look at her dome, u can tell shes a wild bitch
hair so wavey, she chances drownin, every time she styles it..
check out the collar, big n ready for a spark..
button the top snap a leash on...n u can take her for a walk..
yea shes gangsta, n u can tell what shes tryna prove.
this pic isnt a goos shot, theres a better on of the fan shes tryna shoot..lmao
n yea that jacket is juss wrong, which are just facts of life..
but bringing back woodstock so good, it might bring jimi hendrix back to life..
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Old 01-29-07, 07:17 PM   #8
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