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Day in the life of: A vidio camera, Hid in a bathroom and just found by an employee of Safeway.

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LossEs 1
Ko'S 1
K'Oed

Isn't it ironic how I can record violence and brutality and that's okay?
But some chick finds me in safeway and runs out of the door to say:
"HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK DID THIS... FUCKING PERVERTS"
I'm innocent I tell you.. a pervert?....man that hurts
It's totatly cool to do that you see, I call it natural, you say invasion of privacy?
You were in a public bathroom... ironic... You should be glad I watch you pee
I'm not horny, it's not a disorder.... just sort of a fetish of my owner
It's better than printing pictures from online.. he's saves a bundle on print toner
I don't care what anyone says, fuck our relationship I can salvage it
cuz when ME and my owner is alone in the bathroom is when we are most affectionate


I feel so dirty... lol

A day in the life of a High School student

i go to school 5 days a week/
and i barely study and still barely get any sleep.
fucking class' got me all streed out/
im just telling u thge day of a igh school student is all aobut.
im still lucky ot get hot gurls in my slu/
if not i really dun't know wat id do.

thx hot gurls


a day in the life of a bus driver

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mad- skillz

dun be mad cuz u lost, your just another victimLyod banks
"lyod banks motha fucka, with a gun and a clip/
ready to smack up all those nigga's that running there lip"

My life is like my route.. It starts off interesting but dulls with repetition
Something's missing, driving buses can't be my life's mission
I feel like a loser, I don't know how long I can go on, fuck
Sad when only interaction I get is when people say hello or not
my parents disowned me, contemplaying suicide i tell ya
I'm oh so lonely,after a hard day I get cursed off by drunk passengers


Next topic: A life in the day of a girl (no girls reply plz)

a day in a life of a gurl would be weird/
when u a boy u cna chill and drink beer.
gurls needs tampons/
guys need condoms.
gurls cna use the tiolet for everything/
guyz need a p hole 1 thing and a toilet foe the other thing
enuf of this gurlthingy, lets move on/
next thing is alife of a condom


lol a condom

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mad- skillz

dun be mad cuz u lost, your just another victimLyod banks
"lyod banks motha fucka, with a gun and a clip/
ready to smack up all those nigga's that running there lip"

What the fuck did I do to get this life?
Gotta enwrap a dick and catch sperm right?
Then they jam me into caves like a fuckin miner
Sumtimes peeps even eat me like food at a diner
But the worst is goin and meeting shit
Cause Then I get discolored like I had brown pigment

Next: A Mic

ayo ive step 2 da mic infront ov a crowd an lit a fire under their arse....
standing ther spitting ,and swetting like ive just finish gym class...
first time i hel a mic i held it tight tha mic waslike"oh no ur hurting me let go!!"...
it doesnt matter i do im always getting rymes an keeping tha flow....
look at tha guy afta i beat him an say"ur winning spree has just been tucken"....
step up and step down from da mic i just left smoken....


next subject:lol running from a fat chick!!!! lmao

O man wtf did i do im about to get eaten
Wtf da fuck i think i see Lyricalrapper behind a bush beatin
Dis fat bitch is about to catch up and sit on me
Damn i hope she done beat the piss out me
O wellz im in her stomach now and its pretty full or crap
Dis bitch ate a mic so now its time for me to start the rap

next: a Pooperscooper (person who gets paid to pick up dog shyt off the sidewalks)

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rollin down tha streets smokin endo pickin up dog shit
laid back wit mah mind on mah dog shit and mah dog shit on mah mind
thinkin bout pickin up cat shit or some other kind
oops i juss litered hope i dont get fined
im pick it all up tanite
i hope im doin it right
mah job is so fuckin tight
wont brake mah arm cuz dog shits light

next: alien stripper

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wussup ey

fine since no1z gon answer da next is a phyco dat escaped from da mental hostp


Your one freepost away from being banned you topic forgeting creme tart!

~Bounce~

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wussup ey

running down the streets at 8:30 in a greed dress.
imprisoned is my attitude my attire should be less.
i made a mess of my clothing so i discard my outfit.
people pointing and laughing so hard that cause traffic.
laughing at me they will see when i piss through their roof.
yellow liquid in their car ogoing to work with urine in they suit.
this one man had the nerve to give me a coat to conceal my joy.
so i put him in the boston crab like wrestlers when i was a boy.
this guy in a blue uniform sprayed some shit in my left eye.
for some reason i must be sad cause my right eye starts to cry.
in the end i post up at my old chidlhood favorite hangout.
but now my old spot, is called the robinson family house.
the family looking scared when i go up to my old room.
counting sheep as i sleep on the cieling my focus starts to zoom.
24 hours later i wake up back behind some padded room walls.
and now i got this green dress on to cover my cock and balls.

day in the life of a midget

I'd start by wakin up drowsy in a little bed,
Take a look at my little girl make her give me a little head,
I walk to take a piss and felt dissappointed,
I had to take a shit but last time I fell in the toilet,
In and outta the shower and throw on my son's clothes,
I reach up to unlock the door but don't even come close,
I get my kid to come and give me a boost,
I'm only two steps out the house before I get the abuse,
I'd go and kill myself but I'd only be a statistic,
Another suicidal mutha fuckin mudget!


Day in the life of the nerdy did in school

Im a nerd,.. not a wanna-be g,...glasses to thick to see...the halls i rode
the jockers stuffin me in lockers...consantly.. without the number code
just playing my roll..in the class..trying to get "A's" while my draws are in my ass
i mean why be such a jerk,, last week u took my lunch, and i did your homework
but i had enough, time to get tough,..never will i be touched..throats to choke
time for the shotgun and my trench-coat..bitches blow..now they know
not to fuck with the nerd in the back,..when my mittens are leather black.........


Day in life of a fat man!

I'm as big as your momma when she was havin' you
Eating glue chewing shoes I'll eat her fuckin' pussy too
Not to be taken? You'll be taken up the ass
I'm fat, not faken I'll eat anything but glass
Cuz it'll smash while it's tryna be passed, through my anus
You skinny people are lamers tryna blame us
Fat fucks for shit when all we do is sit on our butts
So what's up with that, sounds to me like it's whack
Oh God, here comes a heartattack

Next: An Australian