who wants to battle me?

im in, lets do this

clicka clacka champs a fake rappa
eatin flapjacks wit a fat ass (ooooooohhhhh)
he aint the champ like mayweather, more like fake leather
he cant spit, ill rip his face off and eat it like a sammich

Champ: That was more of a threat than a punch.

Mimesis: Loved the fake rappa/fat ass punch. The way you added (ohhhhhh) really made it hit home. Awesome nameplay punch with the boxing line, made it like a double punch with wicked rhyming.

This wasn't even close.

Vote: Mimesis

Yah lets do it!!!!!!!

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thanks adam i appreciate the feedback big homie, i just been tryna lose myself in dat text ring. i gotta capture the moment, what if dr dre reads this!!!

Sorry Mim gotta vote for Champ here I really feel like that he just dropped the mic on you.

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yo i think champ AIMed you for votes mayne. this is some cheating bullshit going down right now. why you tryna dethrone the boss

hey man, don't blame him for being resourceful and knowing I still actively use my AIM account. The way she goes bro

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yo i knew it.. that's it im comin for you now yoyo

yo if you a village, ill pillage ya, ill steal all ya shit and sell it back to ya children, ya old ass is still bumpin purple pills n shit, ya need to move on, the only thing bigger than me is my huge schlong, i don't give a fuck what chat rooms you and that champ dude are flexin and cyber sexin in -- im too hot, my keyboards been bench pressin for years -- my text game is too strong, so you hataz can hate me, but youre the american sniper getting married -- you go into war but cant get out of that AIM ring

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

explanations:

1. his name is villagepimp
2. you can pillage a village
3. by stealing his shit and selling it back to his children, it creates unnecessary economic waste
4. purple pills, a song recorded by d12 on the classic devils night album, was recorded many years ago
5. move on is a common expression suggesting a person needs to progress
6. the line suggests I am big and so is my package
7. a dope personal about aiming for votes
8. bench press is a common exercise to build strength
9. this line adds no value other than providing 'hate me' which I subsequently rhyme with 'aim ring' to show my superior rhyming skills
10. this line combines wordplay and a personal into an orgasmic punchline. american sniper, a movie starring Bradley cooper about a sniper in the Iraq war, involved a man repeatedly going into war. AIM is an instant messaging service that village obviously still frequents because champ clearly sold him a vote in exchange for dick pics but AIM is also what snipers do. GET IT?!?! marriage commonly involves an exchange of wedding rings and perhaps vows to demonstrate commitment to the other person. but an AIM ring is when people get on aim and vote for each other. so combined the line is about an AIM ring. sorry if my rhyming is too complex for you newbz

Pretty sure you bit those lines from Tha Q. And Purple Pills is a classic joint.

And who WOULDN'T want dick pics tbqh... #nohomo

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hahahahahaha I forgot about tha q wow how did that guy ever get accepted on a rap site

lmao @ the explanations. Loved it when herbs tried to pull that shit off.

that's how i won all my battles

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