Rules:

Battles Go Up On Wednesday, Check Ins Are Due Friday Before 11:59 PM EST. Verses Are Due Sunday Before 11:59 PM EST.

12 Lines
No Biting
No Recycling
No Feeding


You May Go 10 Lines If You Would Like But 12 Is The Maximum


Good Luck

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RV's Only 3 Time Topical Tourney Champion

Check.............................

*stares at spektikul's sig...........................*

oh wait...........checkmate and gud luck

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Closest Solo's come to getting pussy, was my sig during our checks
Wanna hear where he got his name from? He said thats how he has sex
His whole style is old and fake, like a senior that wears hair wigs
He can only cut through MC's, if theyre cartoons the size of twigs
If I gave RV cash per dope line, your account would have nothing in it
April's Vet of the month, thats cause he works in an animal clinic
Your above me in the rankings, but you still blow just like a trumpet
English kids cant rap you homo, so go home..quit rap and eat a crumpet
*Sneezes in solos face*..now you can be ill and spit hot like red coals
What? Your an Illunatik, now your sicker then ya average head cold
Your just a retard, like a deaf guy tryna play Marco fucking Polo
How you gunna be King of Rapverse, when you cant even be King Solo

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^^^ No comment...nice drop, good luck.

SOLO

Dudes a hoover mouth..cuz like a hungry hippo he likes neckin balls…
Dial up as I squash this hoe..there’s nuthin left but a “Spec-To-Call”…
GOOD OPENER......6/10
Picture a guy who waits to eat shit..like standing in prison lunch lines…
^^Fuck that 2-0 record ya sportin..dude you are the fuckin punchline…
DECENT...5/10
Canadian ‘eh talkin shit ‘eh..master abc’s, see how each letter flows…
‘eh/”a” then “B”..as in ure a butt-bashin bitch beaten by better blows…
LOL..........6/10
Skribble Some Shit, Flip It To A Spit..And Post This Shit Without Fail…
But Pass The Post Through A Heater So This Hoe Receivin Hot-Mail…*
NOT FEELIN THE SECOND LINE...4/10
Ya serving up fools like dinners..face me but ya got no plate to pass…
Ya look like shit cuz ya mom got pregnant when ya dad raped her ass…
NICE.......8/10
Ya got no skillStop tryin to break thru, turn around ‘n’ face the facts…
Book ya ass into Madame Tussauds..cuz that’s the place for wacks…(wax)**
GOOD CLOSER...COULDVE BEEN WRITTIEN BETTER...6/10

OVERALL-35/50

SPEKTIKUL

Closest Solo's come to getting pussy, was my sig during our checks
Wanna hear where he got his name from? He said thats how he has sex
LMAO...WOW...6/10
His whole style is old and fake, like a senior that wears hair wigs
He can only cut through MC's, if theyre cartoons the size of twigs
EHHHHHHHHH...4/10
If I gave RV cash per dope line, your account would have nothing in it
April's Vet of the month, thats cause he works in an animal clinic
LOL....7/10
Your above me in the rankings, but you still blow just like a trumpet
English kids cant rap you homo, so go home..quit rap and eat a crumpet
BLAH.......5/10
*Sneezes in solos face*..now you can be ill and spit hot like red coals
What? Your an Illunatik, now your sicker then ya average head cold
LOL...GOOD...7/10
Your just a retard, like a deaf guy tryna play Marco fucking Polo
How you gunna be King of Rapverse, when you cant even be King Solo
GOOD CLOSER...7/10

OVERALL-36/50

DAMN THAT WAS CLOSE

V/SPEK.

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Alright, lemme just start this off by sayn that this to me was one of the funniest fuckin battles ever....

Opener - Spek... I had a pretty good chukl at this one | solo's was just lame.
Closer - Spek > Good ass personal/ funny punch | Solo's was eiite at best.
Punches - Spek > Man, I fuckin laft every line no word of a lie | Solos seemed a bit forced...It ruined it for me when you made the pun disin his hotmail account.
Personals - Spek > His were just more funny/ and hard hitting than solo's
Metas - Spek > Wow, this is getting redikulous.
Multies - Neither > didn't see any.
Vocab - Spek > It was close but I think spek had better flo of diction
Structure - Tie
Comedy - Spek > Hands down > Spek's made me fuckin laugh pretty hard... I almost spit my food out at a couple of his lines...... if I'm lyin Im dyin.

All In all I was feelin spex drop in this shit way more for the reasons I have just explainged to you + the fact that it was the funniest funking verse I have read on this site yet. Props go out to both of you, sorry but I think speks got this shit On Lock Down.
p.s. This is a feed.

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Both verses were pretty played...both of you could have came a bit harder. Sex lines are old...My favourite line/most hard hitting was Spektikul's closer though. Close battle, but Spek just edged you out Solo..
Vote: Spektikul

aiight...uppin for more votes. Keepin commin yall.

Solo
Dudes a hoover mouth..cuz like a hungry hippo he likes neckin balls
Dial up as I squash this hoe..there’s nuthin left but a “Spec-To-Call”
too much info...but aight bar.
Picture a guy who waits to eat shit..like standing in prison lunch lines
^^Fuck that 2-0 record ya sportin..dude you are the fuckin punchline
confused, make your personals clear.
Canadian ‘eh talkin shit ‘eh..master abc’s, see how each letter flows
‘eh/”a” then “B”..as in ure a butt-bashin bitch beaten by better blows
oh the alliteration.
Skribble Some Shit, Flip It To A Spit..And Post This Shit Without Fail
But Pass The Post Through A Heater So This Hoe Receivin Hot-Mail
haha. finally a killer.
Ya serving up fools like dinners..face me but ya got no plate to pass
Ya look like shit cuz ya mom got pregnant when ya dad raped her ass
mmm, sidetracking.
Ya got no skillStop tryin to break thru, turn around ‘n’ face the facts
Book ya ass into Madame Tussauds..cuz that’s the place for wacks
aight, the ender was pretty good.

*my overrall impression of the verse was
that the verse was decent, ive seen hotter
shit from solo, but this was not a trashy
bunch of lines...it just needed a bit more
depth to it. some lines killed em, some just
didnt work out. but overrall not so bad.

Spek
Closest Solo's come to getting pussy, was my sig during our checks
Wanna hear where he got his name from? He said thats how he has sex
haha, great punch, good way to utilize the user name.
His whole style is old and fake, like a senior that wears hair wigs
He can only cut through MC's, if theyre cartoons the size of twigs
i must of not understood this.
If I gave RV cash per dope line, your account would have nothing in it
April's Vet of the month, thats cause he works in an animal clinic
like so totally played.
Your above me in the rankings, but you still blow just like a trumpet
English kids cant rap you homo, so go home..quit rap and eat a crumpet
haha, always love a good diss to the english.
*Sneezes in solos face*..now you can be ill and spit hot like red coals
What? Your an Illunatik, now your sicker then ya average head cold
dope, props.
Your just a retard, like a deaf guy tryna play Marco fucking Polo
How you gunna be King of Rapverse, when you cant even be King Solo
wooooh, *claps three times*

*mad props to this little piece, i mean...
this is king of rapverse, and thats nearly
the best verse ive seen so far in the tourney.
great personals, you came against an
opponent who beats alot of heads. and
you layed down, not to mention i thought
you was topical, didnt know you had text
skills like this. props son. good read.

vote: spek

dope verses to both, good luck to both.

-eph

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yeah its a KO..............2 votes for Spek by his crew members, i don't know if Eph is in that crew.............ride him hoez screwin me outta my battle you little monkey bitchez!!!!!

this whole tournament is fixed really

the council shud've been all ppl who aint in crews

or they shudnt be able to vote on there own crew members!!!
flow you modding this shit so ya need to do sumthin!!!!!

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