This Weeks Mag.. Doen By ToNe-E And Sureal

The Interview
Kinetical Impact: Whoa. . I gotta piss. .
Kinetical Impact: It's all that whacking
LOWG504: ok hurry
Kinetical Impact: back
LOWG504: ok
Kinetical Impact: When you gonna start that interviewing ? So I'll know when to ya know. . start thinking
LOWG504: ok
LOWG504: on rb we do it FREESTYLE interview
LOWG504: nucca
LOWG504: lets do this
LOWG504: Whadup AxL ..?
Kinetical Impact: Ok biotch
Kinetical Impact: Whud up
LOWG504: lmao
Kinetical Impact: =D
LOWG504: Word ..
Kinetical Impact: Yea
LOWG504: So, how you doing?
Kinetical Impact: Pretty good
Kinetical Impact: Cam is hitting on me. .
LOWG504: Word .. so probly one of the best battlers in the current rb league .. what do you expect to achieve if anything in this league?
Kinetical Impact: Uhhh
Kinetical Impact: Nothing really.
Kinetical Impact: Just in it for the fuck of it
LOWG504: Word .. text is for homos
LOWG504: which is why cam started
LOWG504: but anywayz
Kinetical Impact: lmfao
LOWG504: You think there are any threats in the league?
LOWG504: like any battlers you might wanna battle?
Kinetical Impact: Yes
LOWG504: Word, like who?
Kinetical Impact: MetaSin, Avalon, Evolve, Tone-E, and Cam
Kinetical Impact: Those are all the people that I actually look forward to facing in the league
LOWG504: Dope .. MetaSin joined?
LOWG504: <-- didnt know
Kinetical Impact: Yep
LOWG504: :-) co0
Kinetical Impact: Damn right
LOWG504: Anywayz .. what are some of your fav. hip hop mc's or idols
Kinetical Impact: Uhh. .
Kinetical Impact: Qwel, Copywrite, Tonedeff, SoulStice, and Woo Child
Kinetical Impact: The last three. .
Kinetical Impact: Because they were netcees
LOWG504: Nice
LOWG504: So hmmm .. now everyone knows a lil sumthin bout the rb Legend AxL
LOWG504: lmao
LOWG504: lets do
LOWG504: the word thing, cuz we're cool
LOWG504: like that
Kinetical Impact: lol
LOWG504: i say a word
LOWG504: you tell me the first
Kinetical Impact: WOrdness
LOWG504: thing
LOWG504: that pops in yur head
LOWG504: !
Kinetical Impact: Ok
LOWG504: Jaes Penis
Kinetical Impact: Reaaadddyy
Kinetical Impact: Homo
LOWG504: 13th
Kinetical Impact: Jae's Penis
LOWG504: lmao..
LOWG504: The League
Kinetical Impact: Crap
LOWG504: lol so true
LOWG504: Your Next opponent
Kinetical Impact: Dead
LOWG504: Indeed ..!
LOWG504: nice talkin to you nucca
Kinetical Impact: You too
LOWG504: its been a plesure
LOWG504: ;-)
Kinetical Impact: Worddd
Kinetical Impact: *reopens porn&
LOWG504: **remembers the blowjob u gave me before we started this interview**
LOWG504: a REAL plesure
LOWG504: :-)
Kinetical Impact: lmfao
LOWG504: Bye bye now
Kinetical Impact: Bye
LOWG504: keep battlin, we're lookin foward for more heads like u
LOWG504: Pz
Kinetical Impact: Word Pz

LOWG504: lets do a AxL's advice on how to elevate
LOWG504: take 2
LOWG504: go
Kinetical Impact: . . .
-Interview Conducted By ToNe-E


Top Punches..

Edit:Added.
"I smack hoes, my gift of rap prose, Axl is ya God, and RB's hero
But don't think you're 1 in a million, cuz you're followed by zeros
Slap you till ya go numb, this is what happens when AxL rolls
And I'm quick to cut ya throat up like it had volume controls"
-Used By Axl is God Vs. Whitelightning

"I'm a factory of victories, you loser. . And you still couldn't steel (steal) components
Cave, Av, Silence, Meta. . Who cares? Sureal, just bring me a real opponent"
-Used By G. Hod Vs. Knuckle~Head

"dude really Reminds Me of Me..example? should i bother w/ one?
hmmm.. i know, last time i came alot harder... went Father & Sonned"
-Used By Evolve Vs. Meta 5

"Avalon is back!...let Disciple give u the proper Introductions....
ur a figment of our imaginations....just like ur crew Productions!.."
-Used By 13th Disciple Vs. Avalon

"Ask Mike. . Two shovels, a path to success, but I doubt you could dig
The votes will come, dog! When you take your Sound Click out of your sig"
-Used By G. Hod Vs. Knuckle~Head

"Splittin Ya Knee's .. This ugly fuck cant Handle da Gore
Haze the Prize? No Wonder its not a Handsome Reward!"
-Used By Morbid Vs. Purple Haze

-Searched Up And Posted By Sureal

-Predictions-

[HeavyWeight]- G.Hod vs. Evolve - ... Evolve Should Win

[MiddleWeight]-Fgee vs. Axl is God- ... Axl Should Win

[LightWeight]Ess.o.s vs. Phrantik -... Tik Should Win

Violent~Wordz vs. Dw - ... Dw Should Win

Feeble Minded vs. YOUNG MIK- ... Feeble Minded Should Win

Bash vs. Merking Kind - ... Bash Should Win

13th Disciple vs. A2Z- ... 13th Should Win

Knuckle~Head vs. T-Square- ... Knucklez Should Win

Taktik vs. Kautious- ... Taktak Should Win

Sand vs. TheHandsOfGod- ... Sand Should Win

Conflict vs. Whitelightning- ... Whitelightning Should Win

Dezyir vs. Cameronj86- ... Dezyir Should Win

Franchi$e vs. Meta 5- ... Meta Should Win

Peyo vs. BribeOne1- ... Bribe Should Win

Camarac vs. Iceberg420- ... Cam Should Win

ToNe-E vs. Avalon- ... ToNe-E Should Win

MetaSin vs. Purple Haze- ... MetaSin Should Win

Morbid vs. Pot1ent- ... Morbid Should Win

Ac-Satch vs. Constant- ... Ac-Satch Should Win

.:Stem:. vs. Restricted- ... Stem Should Win

-Predictions Made By Sureal And ToNe-E

Edit: NO FREEPOSTING! Saying .. No I'll Win, No Me....
Don't Be Fuckin Hurbs...
Only Post Predictions Of All Match Ups

[HeavyWeight]- G.Hod vs. Evolve - ... G.Hod better come with fire.

[MiddleWeight]-Fgee vs. Axl is God- ... Axl WIll win

[LightWeight]Ess.o.s vs. Phrantik -... you decide.

13th Disciple vs. A2Z- ... 13th will win.

Knuckle~Head vs. T-Square- ... T-Square should be light weight champ.. damn rb

Sand vs. TheHandsOfGod- ... Sand is gettin better at battles. vote sand.

Dezyir vs. Cameronj86- ... If dezyir can battle like he freeposts he should be good.

Franchi$e vs. Meta 5- ... Meta-5 is a topical write can he battle?

Camarac vs. Iceberg420- ... Camarac will eat him.

ToNe-E vs. Avalon- ... ToNe-E will whore him.

MetaSin vs. Purple Haze- ... MetaSin will rip him apart if he shows.

Morbid vs. Pot1ent- ... Morbid will win.

i left out certain battles because in my books
the people in them do not exist.

Also, surreal, do not delete my posts because i pointed out the fact the punches you chose sucked. Its the truth. there were way better punches then what you picked.. make sure you read all the battles this time, and, seeign you are still a newbie on rb, if you dont understand the "complex" wordplay, ask your mother, father or older brother to explain it to you.. my only other option of advice would be to get someone with battle experiance to do the mag for you... your a topical head, your a good topical head, dont embarass yourself by pointing out gay punches.

Sureal: I Deleted All The Posts Not Just Yours, And I Just Skimmed Through Cuz I Didnt Wana Pick Punchez, You Can Do It Next Week if You Would Like. No Joke. Just Get At Me On Aim Or Msn

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word.

hmm...

G.Hod over Evolve- G. Hod pulls the upset..if you wanna call it that.

Axl over Fgee

Essos over Phrantik

ok..

13th over a2z

KH over t

Sand over Thog

Meta over Fran-Fran is a F.A.G.

Cam over Ice

ToNe (no -E.hahahahah) over Av

MetaSin over Haze

Morbid over pot1ent..

twice ive been overlooked...


oh well.. after this battle i'll have em all shook..

Im Overlooked Cause I dont exist...........?.................

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MerK SquAd.

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^Bribe over Peyo

Ac over Constant.

[HeavyWeight]- G.Hod vs. Evolve - ... Evolve Should Win

[MiddleWeight]-Fgee vs. Axl is God- ... Axl Should Win

[LightWeight]Ess.o.s vs. Phrantik -... Tik Should Win

Violent~Wordz vs. Dw - ... Dw Should Win

Feeble Minded vs. YOUNG MIK- ... Young Mik Should Win

Bash vs. Merking Kind - ... Bash Should Win

13th Disciple vs. A2Z- ... 13th Should Win

Knuckle~Head vs. T-Square- ... Knuckle Should Win

Taktik vs. Kautious- ... Taktak Should Win

Sand vs. TheHandsOfGod- ... Sand Should Win

Conflict vs. Whitelightning- ... Whitelightning Should Win

Dezyir vs. Cameronj86- ... Dezyir Should Win

Franchi$e vs. Meta 5- ... Meta Should Win

Peyo vs. BribeOne1- ... Bribe Should Win

Camarac vs. Iceberg420- ... Cam Should Win

ToNe-E vs. Avalon- ... ToNe-E Should Win

MetaSin vs. Purple Haze- ... MetaSin Should Win

Morbid vs. Pot1ent- ... Morbid Should Win

Ac-Snatch vs. Constant- ... Ac-Snatch Should Win

.:Stem:. vs. Restricted- ... Stem Should Win

*Hi Im A Dumbass That Likes Freeposting In Sureal's Forum...*
edited: By Sureal

^ Lol.

Ok, i lost the thread where im supposed to drop my links so i'm putting them here where i know you'll see them, lol.

[ Will Edit Links Here ]

[HeavyWeight]- G.Hod vs. Evolve - ... Evolve

[MiddleWeight]-Fgee vs. Axl is God- ... Axl

[LightWeight]Ess.o.s vs. Phrantik -... Tik

Violent~Wordz vs. Dw - ... Dw

Feeble Minded vs. YOUNG MIK- Feeble

Bash vs. Merking Kind - gunna be tight..

13th Disciple vs. A2Z- ... 13th

Knuckle~Head vs. T-Square- T Square..

Taktik vs. Kautious- Kautious..

Sand vs. TheHandsOfGod- Sand

Conflict vs. Whitelightning- see what happens..

Dezyir vs. Cameronj86- Dezyir..e-z

Franchi$e vs. Meta 5- Franchi$e upset

Peyo vs. BribeOne1- Bribe

Camarac vs. Iceberg420- Cam..

ToNe-E vs. Avalon- ... ToNe-E

MetaSin vs. Purple Haze- MetaSin

Morbid vs. Pot1ent- Morbid

Ac-Snatch vs. Constant- Ac-Snatch

.:Stem:. vs. Restricted- Restricted...upset?

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Battles
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axl will buckle under my wrath

Uhhh. No.^

look at all my followers.

i fucking feel like moses.

^get at me on aim.

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