This mag is 3 fucking weeks long, But it doesn't matter. We haven't needed a mag to keep the battles going, it's just good to have one every now and then so peep's can get their head straight on what's actually happening in the league. So, welcome, enjoy what I have to write and take it for what it is..



WELCOME TO THE SUPER WEEKLY USER MAGAZINE!
Including Weeks: 7, 8, 9. With insight on Week 10.

This magazine covers:

-The top 5 punches for the past 3 weeks.
-All the information on new-comers & the one's who left. Reasons & details.
-Stupid beefs and side-happenings of the league.
-What 2v thinks of you (Based on week 9 battles and before)
-Most Viewed Battle
-Week 10 Champion-ship matches & info
-Future league battles & oppurtunities for everyone with a battle week 11+.


week 7 Top 5 Punches:

#1. F.oo vs. Brandon Cee:
You can find 'Brand's at my feet as I walk on his rhymes,
'Cause I'm so over Cee's...
.................................my two cents own his lines.

#2. 2v vs. Antonio Banderas:
He thinks he's comin' in full forces? I'll put him in bomb-check,
& Yeah I know you fell off and took a break.. but not before JTR wrote that concept.

#3. Brandon Cee vs. F.oo:
In school you suck and now rhyming too and I hoped to show that your wack
But who can really degrade F....when you can't get any fuckin lower than that

#4. Antonio Banderas vs. 2v:
V ain't touchin my status, u suck & keep moaning at Roman Numeral 5
Once we pacifist, u'll be the only one holding a swollen black eye

and this last one just cuz I had to:

#5. Chris Stylez vs. Aphillyate
You Runnin the Net Dawg? Man thats some real Hype
If you left your crew. then ya whole crew would be nice



Week 8 Top 5 Punches:

#1. 2v vs. Aphillyate:
If 'Aph' was a letter....... I'd doubt you, 'cuz still you wouldn't be ill as I am,
i got a kick that'll leave ya back broke, as you exit out the league like a fag.

#2. F.oo vs. Mystic.:
Got no problems with punches, just didn't wanna go first,
Or it'd be a battle of who used one of my concepts worse.

And these last 3 because I had to ..

#3. Spektikul vs. Brandon Cee:
Brandin's only hot if you heat up metal against your skin and start holdin..
If you got Gwen n Akon to write for ya, it still wont make your bars golden..

#4. Wicked One vs. Antonio Banderas:
I'm battle tested, so i don't rely on the need to go second...
Either way i take the life out of you like doctors doing C-Sections...

#5. Big Picture vs. Chris Stylez:
chris messin wit the big fish in this small pond aint ganna last
i'll propel water in his lungs so much formula 50 stock will crash



Week 9 Top 5 Punches:

#1. 2v vs. Big Picture:
I might have to harm ya... 'cuz there is absolutely NO WAY big is harder..
And I'd tell you to get over yourself, but I know you can't elevate any farther.

#2. Big Picture vs. 2v:
2v gotta feed to win.. and with his moderate bars thats easily believed
cuz this hoe couldn't hit me wit a stern punch if he was runnin the nba league

#3. DJ-Sydm vs. Brandon Cee:
Cee.. B's a Joke, easy to smoke you, I straight handle ya,
cause the only potent B.Cee I know comes from canada!

#4. F.oo vs. Wicked One:
A common fact 'bout my battles is there's usually a hate vote, no lie..
So we might have Wicked: One, but then we'll have F.oo: four or five.

#5. T-lite vs. Ransum:
I'm stealin' your shine and holdin' it for Ransum too
Even in you were Soulja Boy you couldn't get a DOUBLE YOUUUU!!


I was excited because I thought this week we had more than 5 quoteables, then I realized I had exactly 5. Good job peeps. It wasn't a bad week at all.




By the way, everyone, T lite's a girl. Lol, needa let everyone know that before someone proceeds with a gay or dick punch. You know, not that any idiot in my league would.


All the information on new-comers & the one's who left. Reasons & details.

I couldn't count on anyone to answer the long-dead question sheets. But who cares? The league let's me be lazy enough to come with a mag every 2-4 weeks so I'll let it slide. It's not too much time off of my hands, just about an hour's worth of writing time and long sessions of sitting with a piss break sometime in the middle. DJ-Sydm left and quickly regretted it, signing in as soon as he saw my dope set of battles and belt rules. The league's dope, it's quite simple, and everyone here to play the front parts as I play the back bone makes writing a punch or two a week easy.

I get tired of the user-name bullshit though sometimes, my real name's nathan and I chill in southern maryland a lot of my time, where it's so incredibly boring not only do I wanna write a punch every week to keep my quick-punch writing skills top notch, I wanna run a whole league on a site and deal with weekly bullshit dropped by members. (Not so much this or last week. But before that it's been hell, people are starting to man up but I don't know why this results in less beef. Eh, it's whatever. Beef will start just from herbs taking titles lmfao..) Which they WILL have an oppurtunity most definitely. Like I said, we're a balanced league so we can't be concerned with crowning someone the best and expecting everyone to ride him/her, the votes are REAL and the battling is 100% authentic. There's been one or two battles this whole season where I can actually say the winner should have lost.


Anyway, that's it mostly for last week and this week. We have some new-comers which I'd be delighted to introduce!!

But won't. 'Cuz I feel it's hella gay.

Moving on..

Stupid beefs and side-happenings of the league.

Uh, germ's a cock, a bunch of crews started getting hyped up, the winter is coming on and everyone has shit to do in preperation for it. There will soon be many vacations and I myself might take one sometime around Christmas. We'll see.

What 2v thinks of you (Based on week 9 battles and before)

Ransum: You're a loser with some-what of a life that you don't know if you like but you sometimes have interesting stuff happen in it. You're still a fag in my eyes despite how you live and I think you suck at rapping. I really badly want to hear u on a mic. K pz

Blisss: Where to start? No where. I don't know you. I know you know f.oo and spektikul very well but I have yet to discover anything about you. I suppose it's because you are busy and don't have time to care about a board. I'd say I understand but I'd look like an idiot. 1

Wicked One: You keep fighting. I don't know why, but you do, and I like it. I wanna see you become middle weight champion, badly. Keep it up. peace

Brandon Cee: U'r ok. Keep the self esteem up man, and keep up with your college work and fuxxin with that bitch you was talkin' about. Keep battling or I'll be real disappointed in you, man :/ quit after 1 season, but at least duke it out 'till then.

Spektikul.: Orangey Haired Guy.. What up son... You're quite the specticul. Nah tho.. it's whatever. If you drink and enjoy a good bowl every now and then, I'd have no problems with u manz.

Antonio Banderas: You like the idea of elevating so I enjoy having you around. Keep it up, props, stay in the league. peace!

F.oo: Uh ..It's hard to say much about F.oo without praising him. I gotta give him props, he pulls off nearly every side of a man that can show and it all adds up to 'fruity' ... In a serious way. Plus he's a dork so I sorta understand how he's pushin' on through life, werd

Mystic.: You're ok. Whatever. Not much to say about people I want to say bad things about. I'm respectful of bitches.

Big Picture: I enjoy your enthusiasm and how you're confident in dropping early. Though I really think it was a bad idea, I dunno, we'll see. You might have done what was best in your situation.

Most Viewed Battles week 7, 8, & 9.

Week 7:

Brandon Cee vs. F.oo with.. 195 views. Topped over Mystic. vs. Spektikul & 2v vs. Antonio Banderas, which each had 168 views.

Week 8:

DaTrusHurtz vs. Chris Stylez vs. Big Picture, 156 views. Topping 2v vs. Aphillyate with 155 views. Lol

Week 9:

Wicked One vs. F.oo with a large view number of 144 over the past week. followed by 2v vs. Big Picture with 118.


Week 10 Champion-ship matches & info

Winner of the heavyweight battle becomes Heavyweight champ and fends off his belt from the winner of the Middleweight Battle. The winner of the Novice battle becomes Middleweight champion and fends off his belt from the runner up of the Middlweight battle. Make sense?

Winners get mad record boosts this week. Werd!!! pz

Future league battles & oppurtunities for everyone with a battle week 11+.

Well, we'll have belts. The league will be starting playoffs around week 18 so you have plenty of chances to get established in the league before we start kicking the losers out. Battle hard from this point on.

Peace everyone. Hope you enjoyed the mag! Long live Sanity etc.