Originally Posted by Genocyde

i dont know if this is the best or worst....this prob falls under the worst but i woke up at 6 in the morn once (after i slept some of it off) and i went to the bathroom to take a shit so i pulled my pants down and squeezed out this HUGE ASS load and i had the feeling that it wasnt coming all the way out i thought some was still hanging there and i was like wtf i look down and i forgot to pull down my boxers. so i had a big steaming pile of shit lodged in my boxers that i had to balance into the toilet then i threw them in the shower and passed back out....shit happens when u drink haha